No one could have dreamed we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few b3tans even considered the possibility of life in Quintens head and yet, across the gulf of space, a mind immeasurably inferior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely, he drew his plans against us.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:44, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

i'm going to land my space tube in your backyard and fuck shit up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

sounding pretty gay right here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

you like the thought of me and another man, don't you swipe?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)

oh yeah
the thought of your neckless space tube jabbing into his hairy poo chute has got me frothing at the clopper like a washing tablet in lemonade.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)

this is your most erudite post of all time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)