You lead a rock and roll lifestyle.
Washing shirts? It's up there with driving cars into swimming pools, and massive drugs.
I'm not mad on my own company really, I like people to be around.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They're not going to wash themselves are they?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:36, Reply)

take them to the dry cleaners
they come back cleaned and ironed the next day with no hassle at all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:37, Reply)

I aint made of money!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:38, Reply)

It's usually only a quid a shirt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)

So about £300 a year,
no thanks.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:40, Reply)

He's got solid oak floors you know

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:44, Reply)

and a wife that won't do his shirts.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Withhold sex from her,
until she washes them. That'll teach her.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:58, Reply)

And keep wearing the same shirt every day until she can't resist you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Pheromones innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)

You're in the right place, then.
Most of these cunts are extremely round.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)