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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well it wasn't me. There was a lot of blues and twos in the night though.
G'day good people, I'm sort of back. Three days in hospital last week and a lot of moping about since then. Type 2 diabetes, not even the better type 1. Luton is so second class. The future is bleak, unless I behave myself in the food department.
Cheer me up.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:57, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
G'day good people, I'm sort of back. Three days in hospital last week and a lot of moping about since then. Type 2 diabetes, not even the better type 1. Luton is so second class. The future is bleak, unless I behave myself in the food department.
Cheer me up.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:57, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
My back is fucked
Off to hospital tomorrow for blood tests and an ECG as they are worried about my heart rate too
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:58, Reply)
Off to hospital tomorrow for blood tests and an ECG as they are worried about my heart rate too
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 12:58, Reply)
I got mine done as part of the service.
See solution to problem 1.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)
See solution to problem 1.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)
DYAAKY
Its the only way. DO it before they chop off your arms though as head dobbers are more difficult to use
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:03, Reply)
Its the only way. DO it before they chop off your arms though as head dobbers are more difficult to use
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:03, Reply)
So was I.
I must say there was a bunch of head scratching doctors round my bed. Wondering why I wasn't already dead.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I must say there was a bunch of head scratching doctors round my bed. Wondering why I wasn't already dead.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Monty related the news at the bash
We were all a little sad and reflective for a moment or two.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:02, Reply)
We were all a little sad and reflective for a moment or two.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:02, Reply)
I do't even care that I lost the money on the train fare and hotel.
Deffo taking the insurance next time.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Deffo taking the insurance next time.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)
I say sad and reflective
It might have been more "Bartleby cannot bash today as he has diabetes, signed Bartleby's mum" and suggestions that you should have to bash in your vest and pants.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
It might have been more "Bartleby cannot bash today as he has diabetes, signed Bartleby's mum" and suggestions that you should have to bash in your vest and pants.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
hahahaha!
My wife currently has a note to wear trainers. She is a teacher
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)
My wife currently has a note to wear trainers. She is a teacher
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Type two is often associated with being a fat fuck, now it's too late cos your toes have already started to blacken and it won't be long before they'll be off
Not that you'll notice too much cos you'll be blind by then !!
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Not that you'll notice too much cos you'll be blind by then !!
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Another plus side is you'll not see your toes fall off as your kite will be in the way
You may smell them though
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)
You may smell them though
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Having a stroke face is sexy
not to mention his continuing leg ulcers
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)
not to mention his continuing leg ulcers
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Rotting flesh stinks man, I dunno how he'll get any sexytime from this 'woman' of his
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
*complicated joke involving Mrs Bartleby being a dog + having no nose*
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Yer why not, there was some list yesterday that I'd not read any of, we could start there eh
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)
No thanks.
Can you start on the Rev Audrey Railway series please.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Can you start on the Rev Audrey Railway series please.
( , Tue 24 Apr 2012, 13:19, Reply)
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