grown men who can't
piss into a 12" across hole without peppering the surrounding area with stray urine.
also people who sit down on the train,put their bag in the aisle, then spend the rest of the journey getting irate when people inevitably trip over it/ask them to move it, DESPITE not even reaching into it ONCE throughout the journey, and it being of a size to fit perfectly on the fucking overhead storage bit. #stophittingyourself
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:08, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Says the guy who couldn't puke in to the aforementioned hole
and instead used my mothers bathtub.
( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:16, Reply)

because aforementioned hole was being used
for inaccurate pissing.
and i'm talking in the cold sober light of an office cubicle, not in the context of a bunch of leathered fourteen year olds.
how's the ol' vas deferens?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)