I am suited and booted.
In what way do your sartorial accoutrements rhyme?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 7:50, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

booted and suited.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:12, Reply)

must try harder.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:21, Reply)

Why would you wear boots with a suit?
I'm on a train in the rain
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:22, Reply)

I only wear boots with suits

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Science and rhyming are not stimulating debate around these parts
Deadest dead threads ever.

Chuck in some food or death in imaginative ways or insults or wanking. Or eating someone whilst murdering them and wanking them off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:23, Reply)

*goes to Def Con Bongle*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:28, Reply)

Pop Will Eat Itself's zzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:35, Reply)

I like to wear a hat with my twat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:24, Reply)

Mooncup?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:30, Reply)

Worst greetings cards ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:34, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Tatty but natty.
I was reading this morning about the ongoing trial of serial rapist Brian Witty.

A rapist who calls himself Witty eh? I wonder if he's also 'charming'...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:25, Reply)

Sudden all the pieces fall into place
Mornin you donkey slurping tramp whore
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:28, Reply)

No, just taking a shit
you leprous Albanian farm worker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:28, Reply)

I'm sure he could charm the knickers off any woman.
Well, a combination of that and a knife.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:30, Reply)

I bet he'd even rape a cat given half a chance

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:32, Reply)

Or even half a cat, given a glimmer of a chance.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:34, Reply)

Thanks Dr Seuss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Do you ike eye popping, non-verbal cinema?
Then Samsara could be the film for you ow.ly/auSM8.

I already posted it on links, but it was a retarded quicktime link, this one's on Vimeo.

Released in Sept, which is mushroom season, and a happy co-incidenece :)
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Things are in flower and taking their time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Shoeless and clueless

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:33, Reply)

in bed in no threads.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Ugh what a repulsive thought.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:36, Reply)

You love it, baby.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:36, Reply)

^ NONCE TALK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:37, Reply)

I'm fairly sure that's a chat show on Channel 5.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:38, Reply)

I fucking wish.
Closer would be 'dressed for work, ready to shirk'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:36, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:45, Reply)

All I can think of is tacky in trackies.
but damn it, they're so comfortable and warm! they're the best for studying in.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:38, Reply)

An Aussie in a cossie?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:46, Reply)

not wearing a cossie. :(
its not warm enough...
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Fat twat.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:42, Reply)

You called?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:47, Reply)

sitting and shitting
Except I'm not shitting.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Monty, I have given this careful consideration.
I no longer like hip hop. The wool has been pulled from my eyes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:45, Reply)

The hippy, the hippy to the hip hip hop you don't stop a rockin to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Nope.
I no longer like rap music.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Don't push me, cos I'm close to the edge. I'm trying not to lose my head.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:50, Reply)

*checks yo'self*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Base, how low can you go? Death row, what a brother know, back once again it's the incredible, rhyme animal
the Public Enemy number 1, 5-0 said 'Freeze' and I went numb, can I tell em I never really had a gun? But it's the wax that the terminator X spun, now they got me in a cell cos my records sell, cos a brother like me said well.



Fuck me, that was from memory. (so probably dreadfully wrong, in truth)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:53, Reply)

I say old chap
TURN IT UP!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:54, Reply)

What? What?
I'm so sorry, I can't hear you over this dreaful racket. They call this music? It's just shouting, really. It does make one rather annoyed.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:55, Reply)

*brings the noise*
do do do doooo do doooooo
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:57, Reply)

nearly there.
But something Al said really struck a chord. I realise now that all rap music is is niggers talking over a backdrop of bits of other people's music. AKA musical theft.

Also, I am white. From this point on I will only listen to music made by white people playing guitars.

Damn niggers, stealing everything that the white man earns.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:56, Reply)

o.O

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:59, Reply)

he's a very wise man is Al.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Was this Al 'I like Yngwie Malmsteen and thus have no say in any musical discussion' thegeorgie?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:01, Reply)

yes.
He has no idea just how funny his musical views are.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:02, Reply)

You realise you're talking to Boyce here, don't you?
Edited to add: actually given that it's you doing the tlking the irony is off the scale.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:18, Reply)

um...
'niggers'?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:02, Reply)

my words, not his.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Yes, I figured that much.
I'm just wondering why the fuck you thought it was OK to say.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:04, Reply)

'cos its a joke?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Yeah, I'm hoping.
Probably me being over sensitive.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:06, Reply)

what the cow said.
I hate all forms of racism, including the implied racism in cultural segregation.

Just so we are clear on that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:27, Reply)

He is Little Plum.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Oh you bastard.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Shut up you knob.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:56, Reply)

I have a hat on
And I'm wearing my jacket
With tousers too
And shoes that may, or may not
Keep my feet dry.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:46, Reply)

One of Roger Mcgough's finest.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:53, Reply)

'Roger McGough' and 'finest' have no place in the same sentence
(except for 'Roger McGough is one of the finest examples of the case for bombing Liverpool into the fucking stone age')
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Roger McGough can fuck right off.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Thanks for that, Pam Ayres.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:59, Reply)

The bard of Swindon

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I'm wearing corporate clothing
Whilst writing an ancient Hittite script.

Hang on , that doesn't work - gimme a minute......
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Is it a sit-com or a drama?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Oh my dayz, last night I decided to get my CV out there, applied to about 10 jobs on JobSite and Monster.... me being a bit proactive rather than letting them come to me.
I'm on my 5th call this morning already, and I've had some fucking stunning offers, one of them being my first one that litterally doubles my wage.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Sounds good!
My mate had a massive bust-up with our old boss a few years ago on a Friday afternoon and did this over the weekend. On the Monday he got a call from a Swiss Bank, flew over on the Tuesday for an interview and had the job at over double his salary by the Friday

He's lived just outside Zurich now for 4 years
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Oh well, you can't win 'em all.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Hah
You know me and how I've always had time to write on here.... well, the phone and emails are still going off the hook, I've even had to get a spreadsheet wrong, there are handfuls of emails telling me that they can't get through.

I must be on my 15th phone call and 20th email.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

That's awesome news.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:23, Reply)

=D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)