i just did some quick research and maths
2 million unemployed in the UK, population of london is 7 million

19% in social housing, approx 1.33 million people in london, if we use the national average unemployed to calculate numbers of those in london as a whole, let alone newham, i can't work it out but its a very small percentage of unemployed
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:42, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If you like it so much then why don't you go live there.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I FUCKEN LOVE STOKE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Two words.
Robbie Williams.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Two more:
'Transubstantiation' and 'Eccles'.

I like this game!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

A further two
clitoris and carburetor.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Or even a carburettor

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Thanks. Fucking Yank spelling.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:04, Reply)

The clitoris is in Stoke
No wonder I can never find the fucking thing
( Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:06, Reply)

approx 38,570 unemployed in social housing as a percentage of the 1.33 million total
(i am aware that this is only an average and unlikely to reflect a true figure as the cahnces are more unemployed people live in social housing than the average)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Population of London is 7,800,000. Total UK population is 62,262,000.
Working UK population is 33,600,000 which is roughly 54% of the total.

On this basis there is a working population in London of 3,900,000.
There are 2,650,000 officially classed as unemployed (though in reality the number is far hgher), this is 8% of the available working population. So 312,000 people in London are unemployed.

There are 240,000 people living in Newham. Assuming the level of unemployment is line with the national average then there are around 19,200 people in this borough who are unemployed.

So we can kick almost 20,000 cunts out to Stoke.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:54, Reply)

'Chompy?
That you?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Watch it... some insults are just too much y'know.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I'm ashamed to admit
That my kids and my grandparents help make up a part of that 46% of the non working population. Lazy little fuckers. My eldest should be up a fucking chimney by now and my youngest has hands that are ideally sized for picking cotton from inside running looms. Its no wonder out economy is fucked when we have spongers who can't even claim they are in full time education getting everything just handed to them on a plate.
( Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Hahahahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I'll rent one of your kids off you.
No promises on the return condition, like.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Do you want the smart one or the pretty one?

( Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Pretty.
I don't mind gobby (hur hur) but it gets old after a while.

"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets Daddy's hose again".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:03, Reply)

£5 a week?

( Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Bloody hell. Done.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:06, Reply)

The only question now is who pays whom?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:08, Reply)

That reminds me
Tell your gran she's got to pay up by next week or they'll be no more back door action.
( Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I've heard she's not worth the cash since her latest anal prolapse.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:12, Reply)

That sounds like a line from a gansta rap song

( Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:15, Reply)

her latest anal prolapse. she's dead.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)