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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Based on the overwhelming evidence I see on a daily basis.
Anybody that uses an umbrella is a selfish cunt with no awareness that anybody else in the world other than them even exists, let alone has a right to be able to get out of a train station, be indoors without being dripped all over or walk down a street without fearing for their eyesight.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Anybody that uses an umbrella is a selfish cunt with no awareness that anybody else in the world other than them even exists, let alone has a right to be able to get out of a train station, be indoors without being dripped all over or walk down a street without fearing for their eyesight.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Some of us lift them over peoples' heads.
But you are correct, they do seem to be overwhelmingly driven by the same people that use pushchairs as battering rams.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
But you are correct, they do seem to be overwhelmingly driven by the same people that use pushchairs as battering rams.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
what sort of hat do you wear that doesn't absorb water?
An umbrella hat? You cunt.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
An umbrella hat? You cunt.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
If it's raining that hard that you'll get wet whilst wearing a hat then don't fucking go out
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
but i'd promised my friend percy pigs
as it was, he had to make do with jelly beans.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
as it was, he had to make do with jelly beans.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
An acceptable substitute
I'm currently addicted to the Fizzy Teeth from Sainsburys. They are delightfully e-numberish
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I'm currently addicted to the Fizzy Teeth from Sainsburys. They are delightfully e-numberish
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Erm, quite a lot of hats.
Or, you could try a hood.
Umbrellas shouldn't be given to any fucker under 6' tall
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Or, you could try a hood.
Umbrellas shouldn't be given to any fucker under 6' tall
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
at 5'6 i resent that
if you have shit hair or you're bald, no brolly. how's that?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
if you have shit hair or you're bald, no brolly. how's that?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I'm down with that. Skin has the amazing property of being entirely waterproof after all.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
whereas hair that has just cost £40 for a blow dry most definitely does NOT
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
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well then, as long as you keep your umbrella high enough
you will be exempt from my cull
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
you will be exempt from my cull
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
umbrellas help but they only go so far
mud splashes all up the back of your stockings is a Bad look.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
mud splashes all up the back of your stockings is a Bad look.
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