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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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some people just don't want their hair wet
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:56, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:56, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
what sort of hat do you wear that doesn't absorb water?
An umbrella hat? You cunt.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
An umbrella hat? You cunt.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
If it's raining that hard that you'll get wet whilst wearing a hat then don't fucking go out
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
but i'd promised my friend percy pigs
as it was, he had to make do with jelly beans.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
as it was, he had to make do with jelly beans.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
An acceptable substitute
I'm currently addicted to the Fizzy Teeth from Sainsburys. They are delightfully e-numberish
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I'm currently addicted to the Fizzy Teeth from Sainsburys. They are delightfully e-numberish
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Erm, quite a lot of hats.
Or, you could try a hood.
Umbrellas shouldn't be given to any fucker under 6' tall
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Or, you could try a hood.
Umbrellas shouldn't be given to any fucker under 6' tall
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
at 5'6 i resent that
if you have shit hair or you're bald, no brolly. how's that?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
if you have shit hair or you're bald, no brolly. how's that?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I'm down with that. Skin has the amazing property of being entirely waterproof after all.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
whereas hair that has just cost £40 for a blow dry most definitely does NOT
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
well then, as long as you keep your umbrella high enough
you will be exempt from my cull
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
you will be exempt from my cull
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
umbrellas help but they only go so far
mud splashes all up the back of your stockings is a Bad look.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
mud splashes all up the back of your stockings is a Bad look.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
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