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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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some people just don't want their hair wet

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:56, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Hat?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)
what sort of hat do you wear that doesn't absorb water?
An umbrella hat? You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
a swimming cap?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)
sou'wester?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)
If it's raining that hard that you'll get wet whilst wearing a hat then don't fucking go out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
but i'd promised my friend percy pigs
as it was, he had to make do with jelly beans.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
An acceptable substitute
I'm currently addicted to the Fizzy Teeth from Sainsburys. They are delightfully e-numberish
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
what fucking logic is this
Do you not have shoulders?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Safely covered up by a coat, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Erm, quite a lot of hats.
Or, you could try a hood.

Umbrellas shouldn't be given to any fucker under 6' tall
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
I am a cunt though
She nailed it there
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
cuntspotting 101. Fair point.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
at 5'6 i resent that
if you have shit hair or you're bald, no brolly. how's that?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I'm down with that. Skin has the amazing property of being entirely waterproof after all.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
whereas hair that has just cost £40 for a blow dry most definitely does NOT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
well then, as long as you keep your umbrella high enough
you will be exempt from my cull
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
much obliged darling

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Just watch what you are doing with it
Fucking pointy cunts
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
ronseal.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)
umbrellas help but they only go so far
mud splashes all up the back of your stockings is a Bad look.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
body condom?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)
wellies and stockings is a look, certainly.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
kate moss has probably done it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Kate Moss has done half of London, though.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
better than on your knees

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
haha good point

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)

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