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I'm really, really irritable today.
Literally everything and everyone is getting on my fucking wick.

Why is this?

Alt: Stop irritating me FFS

Alt alt: What was the best birthday or Christmas present you've ever received? I'm trying to source a non-shit pirate costume for my kid and am going to do her two small paintings. The latter is going to be easier than the former, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Mine was an original copy of Hendrix's first LP, a USB turntable and a massive Pink Fairies poster.
Thanks for asking.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Does she own any Hendrix LPs yet?
Perhaps it is time to start her collection?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
She had an 'Electric Baby' babygro as a baby
and I made her watch Jimi Plays Monterey a while back. She loved it, started pretending to smash up her guitar and everything. I love that kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Why are you wanting to buy a pirate outfit?
You just Arr!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker JeffStock III - Now in the calendar, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:43, Reply)
LTI

(I helped save b3ta! Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Walk the internet plank.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:43, Reply)
It's all Nakers' fault
Alt alt: SAS Rescue Kit, containing: balaclava, periscope, dagger, machine gun & some other stuff I can't remember.
As I was a seven year old boy when I received this, it may not be suitable for a four year old girl.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
What went wrong Tangels, what went wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)
The order of the L and the E

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Pah!
Quint and shakespear don't need to spell rite to be awesome, why should I?
(I helped save b3ta! Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
They both have a head start on you.
You need all the help you can get.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
NakedApe just decided to post.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Do you want a hug? *HUGS*
Altalt: why would she want two pictures of your cock?
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
One for each eye.
they are slightly different so it creates a 3D effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)
like staring at the last peanut in the pot

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Alt Alt: Christmas 2010; finding out my wife was pregnant

(I helped save b3ta! Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
That's sweet but it really was no bother

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Hahahaha v good indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Gaaaaay

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)

two small paintings
(PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)
I'm in a bad mood.
I sent something special delivery this morning and have lost the receipt. I need to know it gets there safely or I'll drive myself mad. That along with other things has made today rather shit, the only thing getting me through is that I'll be back in London and amongst happy vibes in two weeks and one day. Hurry up time, bloody hurry up I tell ya.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
you poor little lamb. i bet you've run out of hummous as well?
*1st world problems*
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
What did you expect, for me to say I've no access to clean drinking water?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
manopause?
Alt I reckon
Alt alt I don't know, I got a basketball hoop a couple birthdays ago, but the best gift wasn't for anything it was just a "thinking of you" type thing
(I helped save b3ta! K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
manopause is excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
at least you stop having beeriods when it kicks in

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Get her a Bowie compilation CD

(I helped save b3ta! Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)
its because your empty life is deeply unsatisfying and your daughter is on the game

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Can you not make a pirate costume?
Eye patch - easy
Torn shirt - easy
Baggy pants - easy
Hat - easy
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Also, an electric guitar for my 18th birthday

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I suspect you're premenstrual.
Or you're just coming down from a Jeffstock-ralated alcohol buzz.

alt: fuck you, you started it.

Alt alt: my laptop probably.

Did you want to find a shop-bought costume or have someone make one? Does she want to be a generic 'pirate' or a lady pirate? Actually, the age she is, she could get away with a unisex costume really, couldn't she? I would imagine her idea of what a pirate looks like might be somewhat different to the 'Birthdays' idea of what a pirate looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
I'm still knackered from the bash.
Fuck getting old. Fuck it hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:54, Reply)
^this.
I've got a cold which has settled forcefully into my head. I feel properly thick.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)

feel am
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
oi! again.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Poofter.

(I helped save b3ta! Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
she already fucks 'getting old'
the force with which she fucks it is moot
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
oi!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
\o/

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I assumed The Birthdays were a girl band who had a video where they dressed as sexy pirates
I was saddened to discover this was not the case.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)
it's a shit chain of party stuff that sells 'comedy' fancy dress costumes.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I suspect I was confusing them with The Saturdays

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
*spluffs*

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
No idea, but I've just lolled quite heartily at something a colleague has spotted on the DM website
It's talking about Sacha Baron Cohen's new film, and shows a picture of him with soldiers backing him.

The DM have reported this as "In an intro to the latest trailer, the bearded character, played by Cohen, is seen sitting on a chair surrounded by gun-wielding plebs."

Alt: Fuck off

Alt Alt: Washing machine, probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:53, Reply)
the BEST present you ever recieved was a washing machine?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)
That would depend on how unclean your skiddies were...
...there comes a point when a washing machine is the most valuable commodity imaginable.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
It made it easier for both my housemate and I
So much easier than having to carry it across town to the nearest laundromat.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
You carried a washing machine to the nearest laundromat?
I sense fail in that plan young padwan.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I do wish people would define their pronouns properly

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Certainly the one that has made the most difference, yep
I stopped receiving presents when I turned 18, unless I really want something. I just ask for money now, it's easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Alt Alt
A sit in a real WW2 Spitfire. I got to hold the stick, press the trigger and make "DakkaDakkaDakka" noises while imaginging I was strafing Poundland in Harlow.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Are you only saying that because you can only remember your last birthday?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)
No, the present was ace
I can reel off a list of the shittiest presents I've received, which include a stone, a plastic cat, a book on planes my ex wife spent a whole £5 on and the video of Seasame Street my parents bought me when I was nine. I was expecting a Lego trainset. Cunts.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
My shittest presents seem to involve dr Who.
The reasoning behind it seems to be: she loves dr Who, she'll love any old shit with Dr Who on it.

I have books, novels, a build-your-own TARDIS, a watch, a pen, some puzzle books... *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Would be awesome if the TARDIS was life sized...
...and hypothetically speaking you could go back in time to 1990 and warn yourself not to get off with Ann Martin at Gary's party because her braces hurt.

And she'll attempt to wank off your mate while you're off in the kitchen pouring her another glass of cinzano.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I'm pretty sure that never happened to me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
It happened to me :-(
So can I please borrow your TARDIS?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
You too?
She was such a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Gary wanked you off so stop lying
It made your braces hurt
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I'd not only warn my younger self off
But I'd pour the cinzano down the bog for the betterment of everyone there.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
I would love to go for a flight in one of those
and preferably shoot at some Jerries at the same time
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Fucking yes
The best bit is that these Spitfires were available for hire. For a fee, they'll fly over your house/wedding/funeral and do an eight minute display.

It only costs between £1,500-£2k. Fucking bargain.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)
My brother's mate had a toy Schmeisser when we lived in Cheltenham.
I had fucking dreams about that toy gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce Dignity is having the stones to dress in lycra, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
No, that's a Scheisser
you had fucking dreams about. Stop sticking it up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
*chortles*
I had a toy M16 when I was eight, it fired caps too. All my mates had these little pistol type cap guns and I had the daddy.

Lots of non-pc army type lols.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I also had an M-16 with detachable cartridge
Really only needed the M203 grenade launcher for me to be king of the estate
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
everything is getting on your wick
Because you are an irascible, elderly assclown with the cultural tastes of a 16 year old quender who has just 'found himself' and gone on a sausage mission for the first time.

Hope this helps.
(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:55, Reply)
ANd still I chuckle when you critisise Boyce for his music taste

(I helped save b3ta! Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
you can talk, you like Insane Clown Posse.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Maybe he believes in miracles
i saw a rainbow last night and almost shat myself
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:42, Reply)
VERILY FORSOOTH

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Stop this gayness immediately
When I take in to account the amount of time spent using it and the amount of cool points it gave me at school I would have to say my ZX Spectrum 48k which I received as a birthday gift from my Grandfather.
(I helped save b3ta! PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)
*nod of geek acknowledgment*

(PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Aewsome gift!
Rubber key or Plus?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Rubber key
My friend had the 128k Plus 2 with the built in tape recorder. What a bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I had an atari 400.
It used cartridges. I had two. BASIC programming and Pacman.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
sounds shit

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
it was.
Eventually we upgraded to an atari 800 with a floppy drive, and it had a squillion games. That was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
sounds shit

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
your face sounds shit

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I'm sorry, NA isn't available at the moment.
Can I take a message and have hime get back to you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
OK, can you write this down please sugartits?
YOU - thats Y, no Y, O, U
ARE - no not arse, ARE
A
COCK - cock, not clock C L oh, FFS
*dial tone*
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
hahahah
Call him a "Northern cunt"
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
sounds shit

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Needs MOAR oak flooring

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
that would be querky

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Thats a keyboard, you mong

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
it was a latin pun
Quercus is the Latin name for oak
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I need to know this why?

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
so you will understand my joke

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
But jokes are funny

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
My folks bought me a Plus 2 for xmas 1986. That was to make up for the Seasame Street debacle three years before

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
sounds shit

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Is it because you're an objectionable old bugger? I recognise the signs, before you ask.
A laptop and a blowjob for my 40th.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:59, Reply)
swipe's thread is on the PP
someone must have clicked it by accident, who was it? come on, confess
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Does it only take one click to get on the popular page?

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:01, Reply)
i dunno, probably
people tend to be very stingey/boring
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
might have been me then
head dobber slipped
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)
YOU FUCKEN PRICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I'm in a good mood
Have extended my stay in Brum for a week or possibly two, which hugely takes the move pressure off - even more than the very generous offer of a sofa bed in London from a top B3tan did.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:02, Reply)
no probz man, or if your really hard up we can top n tail

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
You internet perv, I can't believe you are offeringa 69er to LIC

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Quenders - Internet pervert

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
You're the best, Quints

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains spank me like a disobedient avocado, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
he wants you to kiss his lipstick

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:10, Reply)
woof

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Dunno, I get this some days, it's personality cancer or something.
Alt: OK

AltAlt: A 'Swiss Champ' 30 bladed Swiss Army Knife I got for my 18th, it was pretty much my constant companion for 18 years until I wore it out and brought myself a new one for my 36th. It's pretty much become an extension of me and I hate flying because I have to leave it behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
everyone needs a best friend

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Yes, yes they do.
Still no luck then?
(I helped save b3ta! Comradely&Quixotic still hating Thatcher,, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
:'(

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I'll be your best friend if you find me a job.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Do you wanna be my PA?
You could do it remotely
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
I'd make an awesome PA.
I already do it for the other half anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Hence the heart problems

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
No, that was the payback for a lifetime of wild living

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I was implying that potential sexay times with mr b3th caused his hospital visit due to over-excitement

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I know.
Now I'm implying that you're a spastic. And a flid. And a massive bender.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
No implications are needed
I am the Naked Ape of the North
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Mr Ape thanks you for your enquiry
and would like me to tell you that you are a Northern cunt, with his compliments.

If there's anything more we can do for you, please let me know.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Please
Can you get him to titgaz me?
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
HAHAHAH
you are excellent at this!
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I told you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I know
I feel happy to be insulted by her!
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
"I ain't gettin' on no plane sucker"
Oh, P.A.
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
WHat's the wage, I'll be better than b3th.
edit: this post proves my typing skillz
(PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I propose a nork off. Winner gets the job

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
You want to cut her tits off?

(I helped save b3ta! Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
More jiggle, TBH

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Cut out and keep.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
* passes lotion so you don't get the hose *
Jame Gumb lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
New from DeAgostini
TITS - A 2 part magazine
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
1st issue is only £1.99
Second issue costs £137,648.99
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:47, Reply)
brought to you by P.I.P.

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)
it's more of a work experience role to start with
but there is definately a job at the end...
(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
blow or hand?

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
head dobber

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Ha ha ha, sounds legit!

(PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I don't think she'd be remotely interested.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I wouldn't be too sure.
I'm fucking desperate by now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
It was a joke about working remotely. All my best lines are always wasted on PAs.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Today is International Subliminal Bowie Reference Day
Everything everyone does is a very, very, very, very subtle reference to something from the body of works of David "Bowie" Jones.

I only took up Ballroom in anticipation of this day. Let's dance
(Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:22, Reply)
*puts on my red shoes*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th You're gonna need a bigger mod, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
b3th you are my little China girl

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
^ Ahhh, Modern Love everyone ^

(I helped save b3ta! Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
There is Nothing To Be Desired about this.

(I helped save b3ta! Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
The time is right
for Monty to go postal
(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
In Suffragette City

(I helped save b3ta! Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
*floats in a most peculiar way*

(I helped save b3ta! sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Was it incredibly mean of me to post this just because I knew it would lead to a deluge of Bowie references?

(Darth Foxtrot so now I'm giving up, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
I am sure Monty is Dead Against It, but the rest of us will enjoy it, though it might cause Panic In Detriot.

(I helped save b3ta! Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
But, This Is Not America.

(I helped save b3ta! Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
your I(deas) can be so cruel.

(PsychoChomp I want to more creative in a buisness kinda way., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
He's a Rebel Rebel.

(I helped save b3ta! Battered I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:31, Reply)
i heard swipe was gonna fly me over for Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Chris Rea's less successful etc

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney Dignity is having the stones to dress in hemp, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Swipey is going to let me motorboat her for my birthday

(I helped save b3ta! PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:29, Reply)
i would let her motorboat me if she flew me over

(I helped save b3ta! K Swizz all my bells are ringing, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Its because there hasn't been a news thread today

(I helped save b3ta! PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:30, Reply)
*shuffles feet*

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
*snaps fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue Your beat kicks back like death, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:42, Reply)
sounds painful

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
sounds shit

(I helped save b3ta! PhillieJoe Ariston and on and on and on and on and on and on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
sorry I'll try to shuffle with more rythmn

(Bill Paxton IT'S GAME OVER MAN!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
sounds wack.

(DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)

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