My 'bit of a cold' is quickly turning into a full on bout of man-flu.
I may die.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

some of us manned the fuck up
got the hell over it and drank a shit load of cider and butcum
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)

I may never talk to you again.
On the other hand, stepson and granddaughter no.2 have both had colds in the last few weeks. Could have been them.

So, when do I get to take you shopping?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)

you're still convinced this is a good idea?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)

I'm a shopping expert.
What are you in the market for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)

don't you trust me?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Human League lolz
Don't you trust me Cavy?
Don't you trust me oooh-oooh-oooh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Yet again. LTI.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:51, Reply)

You tell 'im, batty.
You can also tell me why I've had nearly 130 views of my blog today, and nobody's following it yet. Does that mean it's shit?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)

it means no one's realised you can follow it
or they are waiting to see how it goes. I don't think anyone follows by coll3ctive posts and they are GOLD
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)

: /

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)

it's more that I am a terrible
whiny shopper
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Don't worry
I'll get someone to back me up and we can bully you into submission.

And I'll let you spend a few hours in Waterstones.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)

You'd be better off going shopping with me then
We probably wouldn't go near any shops mind.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)

^ Cavy - you appear to have pulled.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)

best offer in some time

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Lucky old Cavy
I'm quite a catch.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)

It's a match made in heaven.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)

She can look after my wife and kids
While I browse a record shop then nip for a pint.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)

there's no middle ground on OT is there?
You either want sex with everyone or you'd prefer a quiet night in with hobbies.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)

hobbies Darth
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)

My hobby is sex with everyone

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)

everyone men
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Go to the offy then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)

I made a smoothie earlier
I briefly felt what people must mean when they say 'healthy'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)

You made a smoothie.
Was it more of a James Bond sort of smooth, or more a Tangles sort of smooth.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)

is there a difference?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)

One is from coventry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)

Ugh.
That's nearly as bad as Stoke.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Oh come on
I'm at least Milk Tray man sort of smooth
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Tray
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)

All because the Cavy loves milk tray....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)

in that you break into
women's houses at night to stalk them, but leave chocolate as an excuse?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Doesn't matter.
Had chocolate.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)

I once ditched someone on Valentine's Day
for being a wholesale nutcase. I still ate the chocolates he gave me.
(berk, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)

I'm not sure why you wouldn't

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Fruit and nutcase!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:23, Reply)

She's had chocolate, I've had a wank in her underwear drawer - everyone is happy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:20, Reply)

That's quite an edit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)