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Steps thread is dead.
Who are your top 'borderline boilers'?
As Viz put it, 'Your head says 'no' but your nuts say 'go!'
So, ropey looking suitors who you'd love to spend the night with.
Alt: Weekend plans.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:18, 201 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Who are your top 'borderline boilers'?
As Viz put it, 'Your head says 'no' but your nuts say 'go!'
So, ropey looking suitors who you'd love to spend the night with.
Alt: Weekend plans.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:18, 201 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I seem to have a slight obsession with loads of the female news presenters and weather girls
Susanna Reid
Fiona Bruce
Trai Anfield from Look North
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Susanna Reid
Fiona Bruce
Trai Anfield from Look North
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I don't know the last one, but I'll raise you Catriona Shearer from BBC Scotland.
Susanna would definitely get 'the boaby'.
Edit: Who am I kidding? So would Fiona.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Susanna would definitely get 'the boaby'.
Edit: Who am I kidding? So would Fiona.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Trai is TEH SEX
She shops in my local Sainsburys. See also: Gilly Hope
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)
She shops in my local Sainsburys. See also: Gilly Hope
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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I don't really understand the Fiona Bruce thing.
Dozer likes her as well.
Reid on the other hand, looks proper filth.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Dozer likes her as well.
Reid on the other hand, looks proper filth.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:27, Reply)
When they lie on their backs and a tit disappears into each armpit
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OIC.
But if you get them on top you get one in each eye socket.
Tit-teabagging, if you will.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)
But if you get them on top you get one in each eye socket.
Tit-teabagging, if you will.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)
And while we're on the subject of newsreaders
Sophie Raworth. I bet she is absolutely fucking filthy.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Sophie Raworth. I bet she is absolutely fucking filthy.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)
This
Though I am ashamed to admit it. I think its the mole and the voice
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Though I am ashamed to admit it. I think its the mole and the voice
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)
The one who played jacqui Dixon in Brookside,
And the poison dwarf in Dallas, can't remember her name. Small, chubby annoying blondes; form an orderly queue please.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)
And the poison dwarf in Dallas, can't remember her name. Small, chubby annoying blondes; form an orderly queue please.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:26, Reply)
I hear many people think Benedict Cumberbatch is ugly
I'd have to politely disagree.
Alt: Out tomorrow I think for party if I feel better. Then on Sunday probably a rest.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)
I'd have to politely disagree.
Alt: Out tomorrow I think for party if I feel better. Then on Sunday probably a rest.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)
I prefer him brunette. Not so hot on the ginge.
He is a terror in flat pictures but stunnah 2k12 in movement.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)
He is a terror in flat pictures but stunnah 2k12 in movement.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)
There was a lib dem MP on This Week last night and I though, hmmm yeahh ok.
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Nope it was this woman, she's not even an MP
and she's not even hot, I must have been falling asleep www.guardian.co.uk/profile/mirandagreen
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)
and she's not even hot, I must have been falling asleep www.guardian.co.uk/profile/mirandagreen
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:38, Reply)
She looked nicer on This Week yesterday
but I may have dreamt it.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
but I may have dreamt it.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
I fancied her when she did that "science on a desert Island" show for the OU,
I liked that show.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I liked that show.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Rough Science
Great show, full of mad folk... And humble in a vest
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Great show, full of mad folk... And humble in a vest
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)
London b3tans
possible terror alert
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-17869815
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)
possible terror alert
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-17869815
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:41, Reply)
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/04/27/tottenham-court-road-evacuated-bomb-threat_n_1458437.html?ref=tw&ref=uk
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Fucking crazy
He turned up looking specifically for her and she just said "Not me guv"
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:03, Reply)
He turned up looking specifically for her and she just said "Not me guv"
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Figures really, you'd have to be pretty fat and lethargic to get taken hostage by a loon wearing gas cannisters
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hopefully we'll get to go looting again
*puts on looting trousers*
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:05, Reply)
*puts on looting trousers*
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I read this.
He might have a flame thrower, he might have a gun, he might have hostages, he might have a bomb!
He might have none of these things. He might also have a nice cup of tea, we know none of these things yet. It'#s bad enough to have the news speculating all over the place, but the police are doing it too. fuck humanity, really, fuck it.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)
He might have a flame thrower, he might have a gun, he might have hostages, he might have a bomb!
He might have none of these things. He might also have a nice cup of tea, we know none of these things yet. It'#s bad enough to have the news speculating all over the place, but the police are doing it too. fuck humanity, really, fuck it.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I've been saying this for years, CQ.
Humanity is fucked, we need to burn this fucking world and start again.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Humanity is fucked, we need to burn this fucking world and start again.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Can I sign up to your news letter?
I've been arguing this on Facebook all morning.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I've been arguing this on Facebook all morning.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:19, Reply)
You'll only get attention on facebook
if your burning the world comes with free raybans or a tesco voucher. or is a campaign to highlight the fucking fact that Maddy McCann is still dead at the bottom of the Atlantic.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:21, Reply)
if your burning the world comes with free raybans or a tesco voucher. or is a campaign to highlight the fucking fact that Maddy McCann is still dead at the bottom of the Atlantic.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Nah, I got a fair few responses, Half of them Aberacion telling me I was wrong and the other half with various people agreeing with me.
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I got 50-odd responses yesterday slagging off my music taste
But 20-odd were Gonz on an opiate-fuelled rampage.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)
But 20-odd were Gonz on an opiate-fuelled rampage.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Don't, man.
The Ar-At section of my iTunes contains Arctic Monkeys, Ash and Athlete. Apparently that makes me worse than Hitler, online.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
The Ar-At section of my iTunes contains Arctic Monkeys, Ash and Athlete. Apparently that makes me worse than Hitler, online.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
If you're looking at Gonz's profile I'm blatantly obvious
thread a short way down the left side with a picture of a monitor/TV in it.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
thread a short way down the left side with a picture of a monitor/TV in it.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Really enjoy the photo of the Court
the only bombs there have Jager in them.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
the only bombs there have Jager in them.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
She's hardly a boiler of any sort.
Half of the male population of the fucking country would crawl on their hands and knees over broken glass just to wank on her shadow.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Half of the male population of the fucking country would crawl on their hands and knees over broken glass just to wank on her shadow.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:00, Reply)
I don't like her at all
her face looks ... plastic.
But a lot of people do, so I don't think she can be classed as a boiler
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:04, Reply)
her face looks ... plastic.
But a lot of people do, so I don't think she can be classed as a boiler
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:04, Reply)
i'd use a wooden mallet to wedge a stale baguette into your thorax
then i'd use my cock to split it in two, cleaving you in half
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:03, Reply)
then i'd use my cock to split it in two, cleaving you in half
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:03, Reply)
I would totally ruin Minnie Driver
and Julia Sawalha.
But I don't think either of them count as "borderline boilers"
Alt: Same as yesterday, Jeffers. Marking, maybe some booze. Seeing if the new oven's "pizza function" is any use.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)
and Julia Sawalha.
But I don't think either of them count as "borderline boilers"
Alt: Same as yesterday, Jeffers. Marking, maybe some booze. Seeing if the new oven's "pizza function" is any use.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:54, Reply)
they'd both look like banjoed plaster's radios by the time I was done with them, sporters.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:59, Reply)
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I've never done a granny, but I reckon I'd have time for Anna Ford
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There's a lot to be said for trading on former glories
I mean Brigitte Bardot looks like an old scrotal sack these days.
But she's still Brigitte Bardot. I think I'd have to graciously accept, if she offered.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I mean Brigitte Bardot looks like an old scrotal sack these days.
But she's still Brigitte Bardot. I think I'd have to graciously accept, if she offered.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I hour and 5 minutes
Plus I have the added benefit of not being Naked Ape.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Plus I have the added benefit of not being Naked Ape.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:57, Reply)
EVERYONE HAS MISUNDERSTOOD 'BORDERLINE BOILERS'
delete this thread and start again please thanks
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:57, Reply)
delete this thread and start again please thanks
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 13:57, Reply)
rachelswipe's a goodun
erm, courtney love's a mental, but she's not attractive
erm, taht bird who is the fairy in Scrooged?
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
erm, courtney love's a mental, but she's not attractive
erm, taht bird who is the fairy in Scrooged?
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Tinkerbell?
Would you shove her up your cockend so you could shit glitter?
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Would you shove her up your cockend so you could shit glitter?
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:02, Reply)
my girlfriend makes cupcakes with edible glitter
i'm always disappointed that my crap doesn't comes out iridescent
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:04, Reply)
i'm always disappointed that my crap doesn't comes out iridescent
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:04, Reply)
the Mexican down the local Mexican restaurant with 3 gold teeth that's a foot shorter than me
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OK, so on that basis
You get to fuck one of Corrs, but you don't know which one until the last minute. yes or no?
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:07, Reply)
You get to fuck one of Corrs, but you don't know which one until the last minute. yes or no?
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:07, Reply)
haha!
We had the discussion. Do all the Corrs or none? If so, order?
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:08, Reply)
We had the discussion. Do all the Corrs or none? If so, order?
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:08, Reply)
deborah meaden off dragon's den.
I'd give her an investment eh eh eh!
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I'd give her an investment eh eh eh!
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I bet she fucking loves dutch steamboating.
Or reverse dutch steamboating, I never remember which is which.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Or reverse dutch steamboating, I never remember which is which.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:08, Reply)
not a fan of meadon
but the wiggy plastic melty faced one looks like she'd have been ok 150 years ago
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:10, Reply)
but the wiggy plastic melty faced one looks like she'd have been ok 150 years ago
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:10, Reply)
yeah, reckon she'd gobble the lot
cock and balls, back of the throat and everything
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:18, Reply)
cock and balls, back of the throat and everything
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:18, Reply)
Someone posted that they'd seen her snorting coke off tits or something
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:20, Reply)
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the fact that it's taken this long for someone to come up with this
rather proves that CQ is right about the world, up there.
But still, well done.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)
rather proves that CQ is right about the world, up there.
But still, well done.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I found posting the names of random female celebrities then making pervy remarks tedious
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:23, Reply)
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Itwould have been less so if we hadn't had this thread a month or two back
and if the same people hadn't wheeled out the same neames then.
And if someone hadn't had to point out halfway down that thread that noone understood the term Boarderline Boilers...
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
and if the same people hadn't wheeled out the same neames then.
And if someone hadn't had to point out halfway down that thread that noone understood the term Boarderline Boilers...
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This place repeats itself DAILY.
and you're worried about a thread from a month back?
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)
and you're worried about a thread from a month back?
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)
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b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post834245#post855423
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( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)
SEE THIS EVERYONE?
Badger said I was right about something and he's always right so I must be.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Badger said I was right about something and he's always right so I must be.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:26, Reply)
WHat have you got to do with this?
you are part of the cancer that infects huimanity
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
you are part of the cancer that infects huimanity
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
He was commenting on my post where he said I was right
So your admiration should be by association
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)
So your admiration should be by association
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)
That's not even an English sentence.
Anyway do one marketing boy, you dad was right about you.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Anyway do one marketing boy, you dad was right about you.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I'm sensing some suppressed rage
You should see someone about that before you have a coronary
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
You should see someone about that before you have a coronary
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Nothing suppressed about it.
I've never made any secret about hating everything you stand for, some days I'm just willing to let it slide is all.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I've never made any secret about hating everything you stand for, some days I'm just willing to let it slide is all.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I was wrong about something Chompy said the other day
I believe that's pretty much the final harbinger of the apocalypse. Sorry about that.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I believe that's pretty much the final harbinger of the apocalypse. Sorry about that.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Fucking roadworks everywhere, I want to get home and to the pub dammit
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:30, Reply)
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delete your account etcetcetc?
could be a good test for the new pizza oven?
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)
could be a good test for the new pizza oven?
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Alright swipe
not sure if the post went through on fb, but can't make it on Wed. Still conserving money I'm afraid!
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
not sure if the post went through on fb, but can't make it on Wed. Still conserving money I'm afraid!
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I'm going to see Stewart Francis this evening.
Sadly, he isn't the grape crushing japster, but some other 'funny man' well I'll be the judge of that.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Sadly, he isn't the grape crushing japster, but some other 'funny man' well I'll be the judge of that.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Only in so far as today is the 27th April.
It's a night out with people I work with.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)
It's a night out with people I work with.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I thought it was your usual trick
of dinner and a reacharound.
CRACKANDSACK!
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
of dinner and a reacharound.
CRACKANDSACK!
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
the woman sitting opposite me on the bus
But that might be because I'm sitting over the vibrating bit.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)
But that might be because I'm sitting over the vibrating bit.
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)
and the bus isn't moving
the vibration is me wanking beneath your seat
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
the vibration is me wanking beneath your seat
( , Fri 27 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
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