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Un-necessary arguments
Obviously we all argue about everything on here but what other arguments have you ended up having about nothing?

I was in a pharmacy yesterday and was getting grief for having taken Co-Codamol for longer than three days as it can cause "addiction". Quite why I could be addicted to pills that don't fucking do anything is beyond me.

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LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)
Man on internet knows more than medical establishment shocker

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:01, Reply)
It wasn't that, Rory
Co-Codamol is hardly coke
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:03, Reply)
yeah!
codeine is only an opiate and he should be allowed as much as he wants!
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:04, Reply)
Damn right
Fuck, if that is an opiate I should be moving up to heroin for tonight
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:05, Reply)
It's alright Sporters, a common side effect is confusion, you're just all muddled up that's all
Bet you didn't catch the pharmacist makin wanker signs under the counter
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:07, Reply)
I thought he was shaking the bottle :o(

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:08, Reply)
We've all been there

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:08, Reply)
Shaking his bottle?
EDIT:

Voltarol Emulgel is the fucking business.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Getting annoyed at the suggestion that you might be addicted
Could well be an early indication that you are addicted, sporto.
The sooner you can admit to having a problem, the sooner you'll be able to start dealing with it.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:10, Reply)
I'm not dealing - yet

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:11, Reply)
It's OK, I'm here to help him when he's ready to admit to it.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)
Step 1

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)
You find a girl to love?

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:13, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Curses.
I'd have been there first if I hadn't written so much...
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)
You find a girl to love.
Step 2 - she falls in love with you.

Step 3 - you kiss and hold her tightly.

Wait...sorry, those are the steps to heaven. No wonder it took me so long to sort myself out.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)
I bet you were shouting "I AINT EVEN ADDICTED JUST GIVE ME THE PILLS"

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:11, Reply)
It's like I was in the MK Asda!

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)
I once had a massive row with someone about whether there should be a hyphen in unnecessary.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:11, Reply)
- and - what - was - the - outcome - ?

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)
Scarpe stabbed him

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)
With a hyph(en)?

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Haha

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)

ph m
in unnecessary surrounding or partially covering my external vaginal opening
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)
are you the third quinten?
i thought the other one was you
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:15, Reply)
This one is Fakemonty Quentin

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)
oh right
good one monty
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:18, Reply)
hahahah!

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:15, Reply)
is it necessary to put a hyphen in un-necessary?

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)
I had an argument with my wife about which roller to use when painting the hall.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)
This was the kind of stuff I was after
I got bollocked once for purchasing incorrect cheese.

There is no such thing as incorrect cheese. It is simply MOAR cheese
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)
I hate Chris De Burgh.
Fucking MOAR Cheese.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:18, Reply)
I don't understand this
Lady in Red (Leicester)?
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)
MOR joke.
HTH.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Ahh
*sound of dropped penny*
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:25, Reply)
*looks around for Monty*

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:37, Reply)
haha

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)
I got told off for opening a new packet of crackers
when there were already some crackers open in a tin at the top of the cupboard.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)
I got the STARE when I informed Mrs Cow that when we are educating the kids
to say please and thank you, she doesn't say either
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Nor does Al

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)
*shakes head*
Shoddy
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:24, Reply)
I actually told the mrs off when we were in Australia for continually saying "Can I get" instead of "Could I have"
I always think "Can I get" sounds really rude. And the mrs is always banging on about me not saying please. But that annoys me, because if you ask someone politely for something (e.g. Mrs al? Could you possibly pass me that screwdriver as I'm stuck up a ladder?") then you say thanks afterwards then to me that's fine without the please, and being badgered to say please when you're standing on a fucking ladder trying to stop the light fitting falling down is really irritating.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)
Not saying please and thank you is just dreadfully rude
I am a stickler for it
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:37, Reply)
Sportscow, do you think you could possibly FUCK OFF.
Thanks sweety.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)
See, better

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:45, Reply)
Needs MOAR pleeeeeze

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)
True^

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)
christmas crackers, fireworks or table biscuits?

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)
DOES IT MATTER?!

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)
nothing really matters, to me

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)
It's that kind of shit that tears a marriage apart.
Catface covered the entire cooker in grease yesterday because he fried the bacon at too high a temperature. I told him off because he did the same thing last week, and when I pointed it out then he said "oh sorry, I didn't think". He didn't learn either. *brandishes rolling pin menacingly*
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:25, Reply)
This^

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:27, Reply)
The toothpaste comes with a flip-top lid now, so there should be no problems with not replacing the cap
AND STILL SHE LEAVES IT OPEN!!!!!
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)
*shakes fist*
Squeezes it in the fucking middle!!
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Is this something all women do?

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:36, Reply)
I think so
See also:

Not putting anything back away in the kitchen. EVER
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Leaving knives that you just sharpened on the draining board underneath plates and pans.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Putting knives full of butter on the side
*shakes fist at sky*
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:45, Reply)
Clearing up the plates from dinner, carrying them into the kitchen
and then LEAVING THEM ON THE WORKTOP ABOVE THE EMPTY DISHWASHER!!!! FFS!!!!!
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Emptying the dishwasher and not drying off the plastic stuff
Just leaving it on the bench
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Oh, no I do that all the time.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Are we all married to the same woman?
Or are they all shit?
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)
I think they are all shit

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)
They are not all shit.
You must therefore be married to the same woman. Good luck with that.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)
They can have her

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:50, Reply)
No, we insist you do

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Mine squeezes from the middle of the tube.
And that makes it top heavy so you can't stand it up.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)
grill next time, grill is best for crispyness

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:27, Reply)
+ heart attack

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:28, Reply)
grilling is healthier than frying too

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:29, Reply)
Not for Simon Weston

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:30, Reply)
yeah it would
if he'd been grilled instead he'd just have stripey burn marks like a pink zebra
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)
No, fry for longer.
Also, put a lid over the pan, stops the grease going everywhere.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:29, Reply)
i said GRILL

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:29, Reply)
That's true.
But it means cleaning the grill pan and I hate that. I want one of those George Foreman lean mean grilling machines.
eman nby, etc.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:29, Reply)
put foil on the grillpan you fuckwit

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:29, Reply)
That would mean remembering to buy foil.
I only have cling film.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)
the fuck is wrong with you?
foil is for cooking, clingfilm is for keeping your sandwiches in your thomas lunchbox
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)
I haven't been to the shops?

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)
send a man

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)
CHCB, are you cross with me for being a terrible running spaz and not being able to make it this weekend?
And also for not wanting to enter the ballot for London 2013?
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)
YES.
Pain is no barrier to glory, or something.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)
I feel really bad now.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:36, Reply)
I've been watching Game of Thrones all weekend.
You're lucky I don't come over there and declare war on your house. I think we can form a truce though. Besides, those swords look heavy.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)
I like that a lot
I have one to catch up on after the Man C v Man U game tonight
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:40, Reply)
You should try Breaking Bad, I started watching it this weekend and am already part way through series 2.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)
I shall investigate

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)
I tried that based on a recommendation
and ended up watching all four seasons pretty much back to back in the space of a fortnight. Excellent series.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)
I've just finished Season 1 and the first episode of Season 2 is my evening's viewing, very exciting.
I put off watching it for ages because I thought it was going to be some kind of LARPer shit.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Joffrey is delightfully evil
I could punch his smug little face until my hand broker
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)
He's a toerag alright.
Loads of it was filmed near where my parents live so it's quite cool being able to spot locations.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:45, Reply)
You should read the books. They are really good.
Would you like epub versions of them?
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)
Yep, that would broker a truce.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)
They are on their way.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:46, Reply)
WOOP WOOP!
I pardon your transgressions forthwith.

Also, I hope your leg is getting better.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:50, Reply)
My first test run is tonight. A gentle 3 miles with only one trip up Cat Hill.
I think I'll be doing it in the rain, but that's okay, as it means I can try my birthday running raincoat.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:53, Reply)
My mate was running a marathon on Sunday and had to pull out at 19.5 miles with hypothermia

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Was it the Milton Keynes marathon?
I would have pulled out with crippling boredom.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)
I'm not sure where he was running
Lives near Manchester
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:40, Reply)
They haven't cleared up all the shit the runners dropped.
I walked past about 100 energy powder packets. Broken Britain.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)
If you were part of the Big Society you'd be out clearing that up.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Health and saftey won't let me.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:51, Reply)
What have you done?

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Don't put cling film on the pan.
It ruins your bacon.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)
1. wrap each bacon slice in clingfilm
2. grill
3. enjoy carcinogenic bacony plastic goodness
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)
Lasts longer too

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Woken up after 3 hours to find multiple Quentins. Am I still asleep and having a nightmare?

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)
Yes

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)
this is correct

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)
It's like a waking nightmare.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:40, Reply)
+n

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)
Nice work.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)
Well done.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)

I made a flippant remark about cyclists once and managed to upset a psycho on the internet who has dogged my footsteps ever since. And I've had several heated discussions about whether or not Denis "meant to do it" against Newcastle. Of course he did!
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:38, Reply)
*dogs*

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)
*flashes headlights*

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)
*scores for Forest*

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)
*pushes Ulrika down stairs*

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:50, Reply)
I fucking hate cyclists.
We should hunt him down and run the cunt over.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Not in my new old mans car. It's too pretty. Happy to throw sticks at the wheels though.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:45, Reply)
What have you bought?

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Citroen C5 2006, it's aged me by twenty years.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Never buy French unless it's food or drink.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I know, I know but it's so cool and in really good nick. Plus it has loads of gadgets!
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:50, Reply)
I had a Saxo that had to be scrapped after 55k miles.
I liked it but it was appallingly badly made. Lazy French.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:51, Reply)

k miles dead cyclists
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)


(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Not as cool as Quentins Ford Probe.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Ford anal
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Have bought car.
Go vroom vroom.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)
It's OK. I have an old car.
Anyone that doesn't signal, runs a light or cuts across traffic goes straight over the bonnet.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)
You apply that rule to other cars though right?

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)
No, just bicycles.
Everyone else pays to be on the roads.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Between us we can take them all down. I'll get a pressure washer and a large bundle of sticks. You fill up the tank, sharpen the door mirrors and fit those spikey wheel things (can't remember the name -bodecias?)
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)
We should use my car. Volvos weigh a tonne. Extra bone crushing.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Little man, big car syndrome

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Yes. Also 'have a baby so have to take loads of stuff everywhere syndrome'

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)
*reels in*

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Talking of meds, I would love some heroin right now.
I'm 99% sure most addicts start because they wake up hungover and fancy trying something to take the edge off. I'm sorely tempted, my head's about to cave in.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:03, Reply)
Can of full fat Coke and a Cornish Pasty

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:03, Reply)
Had green tea and a sausage/egg sarnie in the cafe earlier.
Hardly made a dent. Who fucking goes to City Vaults on a Sunday?
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Who goes there any day?

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Sundays are just stupid.
We went out once for a laugh and got horrendously pissed so now if we ever go out on a Sunday we can only do the same or go further. It's the rules. Plus we only go to the horror establishments. I can still smell Blu Bamboo on me :(
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Actually we used to do something similar in Sunderland
Fitzgeralds for a Sunday lunch then stay out
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
I actually want to kill myself.
And I text something daft to the bird I'm seeing and now she's in a right huff. Sunday needs to stop existing, it does bad things to good people who don't deserve such trauma.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Fucks sake Baz
Sort it awwwwwwt!
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)
She just got the t-shirt I bought her through the post.
She loves it. All is okay with the world again. Except for the fact my head still feels like it's going to cave in.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)
I could make you an uplifting spotify playlist?
a bit of westlife? Josh Grobin?
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
ah man i love josh grobin

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)
*Barryoaks theme*
You should try driving 200 miles in that state. I spent this weekend recovering from the weekend before.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:24, Reply)
It's filth
but two Big Macs and full fat coke can cure a hangover in half an hour.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Not as well as another beer does.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Best plan^

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Although in his case it's shandy.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)
Of the hand variety.
You coming for pizza on the 9th?
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
I certainly am.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Excellent.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)
It better not go on later than 9pm
Battered has to go to bed after Play School.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
He kept dry pants all day so he can stay up late

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Un-necessary hyphen.
EDIT I see I am not the first to point this out. Ah well.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
I had an argument with someone about whether Nakers was a bent spastic or not.
I didn't really. There's not a soul alive who doesn't think he is one. Nor even any dead people.
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Nor even Nakers

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:18, Reply)
He's not known as Julian Deacon for nothing.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Julian?

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Clary.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Ahhh, sorry
My brain is in wrong today
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:23, Reply)
I had a limited editon walls sausage roll for lunch
it tasted awful
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:36, Reply)
What was limited about it?

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)
limited edition pork and SWEET onion sausage roll
it was too sweet
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Amazing
A thread at lunchtime that mentions lunch and not one post about it. Well done team!
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Chicken Tikka sandwich.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:35, Reply)
A fine sandwich

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:39, Reply)
balti bagueete!
what game are we playing now?
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:40, Reply)
Whatever it is, you win.

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:43, Reply)
New thread time someone
EDIT:

Apart from the Quintens
(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:44, Reply)
i only started that other one to get things moving again, it worked

(, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)

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