And so as that thread limps along to slow inevitable death, along comes another exciting opportunity in the form of this thread.
I cooking chachouka for dinner tonight and I'm going to listen to Brian Jones Presents the Pan Pipes of Joujouka whilst eating it.
How might your dinner rhyme with what you are listening to/watching/reading/whatever?

Alt: More Quentins? Have you got a Quentin sock account? Why not?

Alt alt: I don't care, I'm going home in half an hour.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 15:59, 98 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So ronery

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:07, Reply)

*googles chachouka*
Sounds nice

I am making tomato and chicken-y pasta and speaking like a rasta

Makin' a bad ting (taste) good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:10, Reply)

+ and I

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:16, Reply)

I'm not sure what I'm having later on
Hopefully it rhymes with the sound of my dog fucking your mum
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:12, Reply)

plum?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I was thinking mmmmmrrmrmrmrmmfgfhfhfhfhfhf f ff f ffffffooooooooohhhh mmmmmmmsssmssmmmmmmrrrgrththhhdhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmghghghghhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmghghghghghhgghghgghhohgodmoremore

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:14, Reply)

She loves a bit of dog-lovin'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)

That's why all the sailors like her

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)

'rooby rooby rooooo'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Rerro chaggy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)

'hehehehehehehehehe'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)

this is the sickest grooming i've ever seen

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:44, Reply)

I just looked it up, it's breakfast food you mong.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I thought it sounded quite nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:12, Reply)

ILL EAT IT WHATEVER FUCKING TIME OF DAY I LIKE

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:13, Reply)

^ punk rock, yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Smashing this oppressive food-fascist system right down!
Want some Muesli?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Muesli is actually funded by a Nicaraguan oppressive regime ACTUALLY.
I only eat mould off my bathroom tiles because I can be sure of its provenance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Too obvious, I know...
can be sure of its provenance +t's all I can afford.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I don't like you any more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Welcome to the club.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Well y'know, I'd love to stick around and discuss how unpopular I am,
but I'm off home now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)

yeah, keep walking hippy

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)

all the cool kids have quinten accounts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)

But wait a minute - I don't have one!!!
So that can't be right!!1111!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I'm having barbecue belly pork - so maybe I should listen to some Bjork.


Yes, I know it's not pronounced like that so FUCK OFF, YEAH?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)

P O R K
pork. Like talk
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Pork. Like what I do to your missus.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)

She has been scratching lately

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

That's because after she's noshed me off I show her some hip hop DJ techniques.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I meant scratching about in your pubes looking for it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)

To make some cash you should give a tramp a blowie
and listen to some David Guetta
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

That's actually an excellent idea.
Is it beer D-Day for you today?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)

All back to Chompy's

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I had some on Saturday, it's still not ready
tastes alright but goes flat after about a minute. I'll have to leave it another week.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Have you tested it for strength?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)

It's about 4.2-4.8%
so non premium lager.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)

4.8 and you're in premium territory

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Yeah, but on the sensible side.
Especially seeing as I've got 46 bottles of it on a shelf.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)

That's a weekend of degenerate underpant boozing right there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)

I might have to look into pasturising it,
too much live yeast gives you the shits.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I have no idea what's for dinner
Or what I shall be doing. I thing "pint" might be the answer to both and "pint" rhymes with "pint" so I win, yeah.

Alt: I like original quint, not all these fakers, they should get their own schtick

ALTalt: cunt
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Alt alt: YET MORE PUNK ROCK RIGHT HERE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)

*Pogos all the way home*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

I'll get home how I fucking like!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

THIS THREAD IS TOO PUNK ROCK
HOW WILL SOCIETY COPE?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Hahahaha
SOCIETY DESERVES TO COLLAPSE ANYWAY!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)

My brain is nowhere near able to rhyme anything with anything at the moment.
I just ate two bowls of Special K and am listening to Do It Again by Holy Ghost!, that's all you're getting from me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Pure poetry, Baz.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I just had two lines of Special K.
HOW'S THAT FOR PUNK ROCK!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)

punk rock a massive chinny reck-on
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)

top horse tranquilising there stunners.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Top lying, more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Of course it's a lie.
I am at work.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)

I would like some ketamine.
I want to separate my mind from my body.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Whilst drinking a hot toddy?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Whilst impersonating Bill Oddie?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Jacket Spud = No Phil Collins for me
Alt: I have no idea what you man, but I do like to go around offering cigarettes and tea to people.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)

wtf?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)

afk?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)

pmsl

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)

DYAAKY

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)

ftw?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I'll be up front here
it's probably not going to. Unless you can think of an obscure artist that rhymes with spinach, chorizo or cous cous.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)

So you'll be listening to 'To The Max' by 80s rap legend Stezo?
Good call.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I'm going to have to, now, aren't I?
bonus points for telling me how I explain the sudden seismic shift in music taste to my missus?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Punch to the gunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)

sadly she's lacking in the gunt department.
Although I suppose I could just punch the area where th gunt would be if she hit the pies for a few years?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

The back of the head?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Listening to Right Said Fred?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Say you just got fed up with being a massive homo, you don't know why.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Ah, textbook.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Sonic Itch, Slow rhymes with Chorizo and the Bay Coos

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I'm having chips tonight while watching CHiPs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)

listening to Jessie J and drinking Beaujolais

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)

reading to kill a mockingbird, while eating turd

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)

watching avengers assemble, eating apple crumble

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Listening to Adele and eating Bonjela gel.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)

listening to keane, eating a bean

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)

I approve of both eggs and chili, this is good.
Is Quentin a puppet? Really, don't know or care.
Alt alt, as I said about caring...
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Whilst listening to Milli Vanilli?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)

don't be silli

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Ok how about 'Idol (Billy)'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Ted Crilly?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Eating Caerphilly? With Aldo Zilli?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)

and a lily

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Scritti Politti
I totally went there!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)

what? trust you to ruin everything, stunned

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)

No, mate.
Mine is GENIUS!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)

With a micro-penius?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)

That was actually reasonably entertaining.
Reasonably, don't get too excited.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)

what was?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)

I wish you would go there.

And by 'there' I mean DR Congo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Dr Congo?
He injects you with malaria and takes awaya all your grain
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Eating a chicken Laksa
whilst travelling to Kinshasa.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)

That ket must be well strong.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Listening to 'Grandad' by Clive Dunn, whilst eating out your mum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)