finished my first day at my new job
Sadly my induction covered none of the important questions like "where are the toilets?", "how often can I slope off for a fag before it's considered taking the piss?"and "where can I get a decent pint round here?"

Also whileI had a PC and a desk I was of course missing half the accounts and half the software I needed so I didn't get to do anything constructive. Par for the course I reckon.

Then crammed onto the tube back to Euston just in time to get a table seat back to Brum.

How was your day?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 17:58, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Some cunt stole my phone thanks for asking

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:12, Reply)

Damn that sucks
Soz Rory.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:18, Reply)

Back to some shit nokia for the next six months
I'll miss maps and gps and e-mails and lookin at grot the most
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:25, Reply)

I've been hacking my guts up all day
and necking shitloads of codeine.

are the boys and girls at your new job nice? They didn't steal your dinner money and flush your head down the toilet?

In other news, how's the flat situation coming on?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:29, Reply)

they're okay
Only really talked to two - my boss and another guy who is a total doppelganger of the guy who plays Watson on the new Sherlock Holmes. It's very distracting.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)

Oh, he's going to have fun when the hobbit film comes out.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:43, Reply)

I have had the runs. Solid stools resumed at 4pm.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:37, Reply)

i had freeze dried strawberry and banana
But the cunt wind grabbed the bag and threw the packet to the ground
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:37, Reply)

What a bitch.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)

but how does the new job look?
my day was mostly uneventful, but I bought a saucepan to use to make dyes in. The plan continues
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:49, Reply)

It was my first pay day today.
I didn't get paid.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:57, Reply)

that always happens in new jobs :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 19:59, Reply)

Yeah, I started after the payroll cut-off date apparently.
They're sorting an advance out tomorrow, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 30 Apr 2012, 20:01, Reply)