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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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foreigners aren't the problem
but we are a bit full in places. i think we should analyse people to see if they should be allowed to stay or made to go based on how much of a cunt they are and how useful they are to society, rather than where they came from. that would get rid of a lot of useless english cunts. i would have FUN designing that questionnaire.
also, the shitter they are, the shitter the place we ship them off to.
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
but we are a bit full in places. i think we should analyse people to see if they should be allowed to stay or made to go based on how much of a cunt they are and how useful they are to society, rather than where they came from. that would get rid of a lot of useless english cunts. i would have FUN designing that questionnaire.
also, the shitter they are, the shitter the place we ship them off to.
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
pfffft
i get to design the questionnaire. i will end up with a townhouse in manhattan, a detached wedding-cake house in holland park, and a villa on antigua.
NEXT.
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
i get to design the questionnaire. i will end up with a townhouse in manhattan, a detached wedding-cake house in holland park, and a villa on antigua.
NEXT.
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
thats a good point actually, what did that witch do when it rained?
silly bloody cow
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
silly bloody cow
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
the original tale does not stipulate and it is always foolish to assume
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
No it doesn't.
That is not how the etymology of that particular word works.
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
That is not how the etymology of that particular word works.
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
Also I doubt one would last lomg with an internet fatty ensconsed within it
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:51, Reply)
What's this I hear about next Wednesday?
is it not next Wednesday now?
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
is it not next Wednesday now?
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
no, i am a moronic cunt
i will be circulating a new date. sorry, i forgot my friend is getting married on that day because... well, it's a WEDNESDAY!
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
i will be circulating a new date. sorry, i forgot my friend is getting married on that day because... well, it's a WEDNESDAY!
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
If your friend wanted you to come to the wedding
She wouldn't be holding it on a Wednesday.
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:57, Reply)
She wouldn't be holding it on a Wednesday.
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:57, Reply)
she's up the duff
therefore getting cunted is not an option for her, so i think she thought stuff it, wednesday'll do!
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
therefore getting cunted is not an option for her, so i think she thought stuff it, wednesday'll do!
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
Apparently it is a fraction of the cost to get married midweek
because hardly any fecker does it. I'm not honestly sure my friends love me enough to take two days off work just to see me prance about in a big dress. Maybe if it's a shotgun wedding they're saving the money for the sproglet, when it arrives...
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
because hardly any fecker does it. I'm not honestly sure my friends love me enough to take two days off work just to see me prance about in a big dress. Maybe if it's a shotgun wedding they're saving the money for the sproglet, when it arrives...
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
tbh she's american
and her family are over here for one week only, so i think that was the motivation
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)
and her family are over here for one week only, so i think that was the motivation
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)
Not getting cunted? She got cunted so hard that a person grew inside it.
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 12:07, Reply)
i put it on the previous thread! battered replied....
i said, SORRY, i am a twat, i forgot it clashed, can we do the following week, and battered gave dates he can't do and...
a link would have been quicker. hmm.
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
i said, SORRY, i am a twat, i forgot it clashed, can we do the following week, and battered gave dates he can't do and...
a link would have been quicker. hmm.
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
To be honest, midweek is not good for me
Plus it is a long way to go.
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Plus it is a long way to go.
( , Tue 1 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)
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