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So it's the 1st of MayWhat do you have planned for this month? Which is one of the best months generally, 2 bank holidays and my birthday. How awesome is that?
Alt: Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunch
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I'm having crisps, because I forgot my wallet and there was only 55p I had in my change mug at work.Sadface :(
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There are no potatoes :((
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:01,
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I had a cold bath after my run last night.I nearly passed out from hyperventilating.
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All that cold bath stuff sounds great in theorybut there is not a chance in hell I'm putting myself through a 26.2 mile run and then jumping in a fucking cold bath.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:04,
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It's excellent fun.plus you have the advantage of not having testicles.
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I'm the breadwinner; I have the financial control.Respect my authoritaaay.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:03,
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Brought home the bacon too.That's lunch sorted. Enjoy your crisps.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:06,
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Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodle(
Peej, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:43,
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Having a party for my Birthday at the end of the month, that should be funAside from that, it's a quiet one for me, really.
Alt: Hot beef bap, with onions, mushrooms and cheese. Very nice!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:43,
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I turn 24 this year, I win the hardest.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:10,
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Also I've been playing a bit of Starcraft 2 again.Jesus that's a hard game, I'm so shit.
What race do you lot play? I'm trying to learn Zerg.
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3 bank holidays this year, innitIt's also my birthday this month.
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Kroney, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:49,
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moving into my flatAnd doing London stuff probably.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:51,
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going through reference checks nowMoving in on Saturday. Fun times! The commute isn't too bad at the moment apart from the early mornings.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:01,
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and then quickly leaving it(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:08,
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Aw, I can't believe I missed a porn/censorship/John Humphries thread.What I have planned for this month: run a marathon next weekend. Cross country. After all this fucking rain.
Alt: dunno. Lamb flatbread maybe, if I can be arsed to go out in the rain.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:57,
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Shall I summarise it:HILARIOUS "IRONIC" RIGHT WING POSTURING
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Actual reactionary right wing posturing
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discussion of something totally different
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Just put me down for whatever you said, I usually agree with you.Except when you diss John Humphries. I'm sure he was only playing devil's advocate.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:02,
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I know he normally doesbut he was clearly in a really shit mood today as he was acting like a massive cunt and coming out with some utter shit.
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Ah, we all have our bad days.*platitudes*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:05,
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I don't quite know how to take that.But at least I get a separate section to just 'dull comment'.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:39,
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Bollocks - August is the better monthOne bank holiday plus MY birthday.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:06,
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I have two exams next week then man is done for the year bruv. From next Friday onwards I will be in London town having a fantastic time with fantastic people. I'd do anything for it to be May 11th now.
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There's only one Bank holiday this monthNevertheless, it should be enjoyed.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:10,
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Hold up, isn't to day a bank holiday then? mayday or something?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:19,
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Phone up your bank and ask them.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:22,
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The first monday in May is a bank holiday.So this year it's on the 7th
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that's next Monday(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:24,
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May is often a good month, but it'll depend on the weather which so far is looking shiti had a home made red thai chicken curry sandwich with spring onions and corriander, and a piri piri hummus and ornage pepper sandwich, kiwi fruit for pud.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:19,
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two sandwiches?Fatty.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:25,
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It'll be BBQ weather in no time.When it stops pissing it down for a minute its actually nice.
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Yesterday was gloriousI sat by the river with the babba and wife having a nice cold pint of Grolsch in the sunshine, a nice cold £4.15 pint of Grolsch...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:39,
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The babba?What are you? A Brummie?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:41,
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You've got a west country accent?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:43,
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yarpnot really, but i did live there for 4 years
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:58,
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I actually have two exciting things planned for MayOn the 25th I'll be going to this: www.atpfestival.com/events/ibymlondon2012.php
And on the 29th I'll be going to see this: www.thsh.co.uk/event/dracula-the-music-and-film/
The rest of the month will be spent doing nothing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:26,
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YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MENO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:35,
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its my girlfriends birthday at the end of this month, i'm taking her to a comedy club and getting her shitloads of crapi'm also seeing HSM boy in the lucky one with her one wedensy
i'm not sure about the rest of the month, please stop prying in my personal affairs
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Kroney is your girlfriend?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:36,
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a cartier tiara (she's wanted one since she saw amy on big bang)katy perry's greatest hits, a mountain of cabury's chocolate from tehir sexy website, Doctor Who specials DVD
when i asked her what she wanted she said loving me was enough. Bollocks.
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yeah, she wants to feel like a princessshe's going to wear it to our friends wedding in June
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A fucking tiara, at a wedding?And who's amy on big bang and what's that got to do with a tiara?
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the big bang theory is an american sitcom about geeksamy is the uptightest and enrdiest of the lady geeks, and her boyfriend gets her a tiara and for the first time she goes epilaeptic and acts girly and says she's a princess all happy and uncharacteristically excited
its a very posh wedding
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By using the phrase "posh wedding" you have outed yourself as a parochial pleb(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:56,
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eh? i didn't say nothing to do with religionand also saying something is posh doesn't mean i'm poor, just unsophisticated
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parochial = Having a limited or narrow outlook or scopepleb = British informal, often derogatory a common vulgar person
i hope this helps
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:03,
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it's a posh wedding, if saying that something is posh means i have a narrow outlook when there's gonna be fucking ice swans therethen yes, i'm a parochial pleb
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I know right?!The poor little lambs, we shoul;d totally pay for them to have somewhere nice to live and ensure they have money for fags and trainers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:42,
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did someone take your shoes since you're poor today?(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:49,
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you're applying for a second?how do you apply for units of time?
lol
prick
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only a fucking american would butcher the english language like a prickprick
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this from someone that repeatedly misspells "you're"Did someone finally bash it into your head that you write like a twelve year old? Because I see that you finally figured it out.
There is something called a typo.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:56,
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oh you prick, i can't believe you're trying to lecture me on using my own languageget your own language you lexiconological larcenists
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can someone tell this asshat that i didn't actually form the americanised english language(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:05,
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stop speaking MY lanugage, you prickyou wanted independence, get your own bloody language
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She killed off most of the native language speakers.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:08,
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fucken bitch, i bet she farted in their wigwams while she was at it(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)
i didn't want to go there but you did sooo...lollerpops(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:25,
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oh so taht makes it ok to steal MY language, just like you stole land from the Cheyenne people?(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
my grandfather immigrated from Ireland you retard(
Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:25,
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oh so your a drunken, wife beating bus blower-upper?i hate you even more now
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For lunch I had a meeting.I hate people who schedule meetings for lunchtime and then don't provide an actual lunch.
May means either promotion for Southend or the play offs, and two geek conventions in consectutive weekends, with Kapow and then MCM.
And...um...that's it. Still, that looks better than June, I may have to start drinking again in June just to have something to talk about.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:42,
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Play offs for the Dons this year.Doubt we'll make it to be honest.
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We?Is this anothewr fake account?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:54,
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I think he means Don Estelle and Don Henderson.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:59,
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Oh I don't know.I have a soft spot for bent spastics.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:06,
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Ha.Yes, I was just sitting here regretting having mentioned that song that too.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:07,
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I hope he doesn't mind(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:16,
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Don Tiregretstartingthis(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:06,
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i thought he;d found the secret code that makes it possible to block specific people from seeing your threads(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
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