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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So it's the 1st of May
What do you have planned for this month? Which is one of the best months generally, 2 bank holidays and my birthday. How awesome is that?

Alt: Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunch
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:42, Reply)
I'm having crisps, because I forgot my wallet and there was only 55p I had in my change mug at work.
Sadface :(
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:42, Reply)
I fear change.

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:58, Reply)
I fear potatoes.

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:59, Reply)
There are no potatoes :(

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)
I had a cold bath after my run last night.
I nearly passed out from hyperventilating.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)
All that cold bath stuff sounds great in theory
but there is not a chance in hell I'm putting myself through a 26.2 mile run and then jumping in a fucking cold bath.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)
It's excellent fun.
plus you have the advantage of not having testicles.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:16, Reply)
It's ok, you've got a husband to deal with your money now.

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)
I'm the breadwinner; I have the financial control.
Respect my authoritaaay.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:03, Reply)
You won some bread? Who's a clever girl xxx

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)
Brought home the bacon too.
That's lunch sorted. Enjoy your crisps.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:06, Reply)
:(((((

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodle

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Poooooooooooooo vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvooooooooooooo

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:45, Reply)
Having a party for my Birthday at the end of the month, that should be fun
Aside from that, it's a quiet one for me, really.

Alt: Hot beef bap, with onions, mushrooms and cheese. Very nice!
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:43, Reply)
OMG when is your birthday? We could be twins?

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:44, Reply)
20th May

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:47, Reply)
I'm the 24th.
Which makes me better.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:50, Reply)
30th
I win
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:06, Reply)
31st, I win harder

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:07, Reply)
I turn 24 this year, I win the hardest.

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:10, Reply)
child

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Yep

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Also I've been playing a bit of Starcraft 2 again.
Jesus that's a hard game, I'm so shit.
What race do you lot play? I'm trying to learn Zerg.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:46, Reply)
3 bank holidays this year, innit
It's also my birthday this month.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:49, Reply)
No, there's one, two have been moved to june.

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:51, Reply)
moving into my flat
And doing London stuff probably.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Hows flat shit going? Did you manage to kill the new tennants?

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:55, Reply)
going through reference checks now
Moving in on Saturday. Fun times! The commute isn't too bad at the moment apart from the early mornings.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)
You get the joy of coming past MK every day as well.

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:03, Reply)
and then quickly leaving it

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:08, Reply)
joy and pain at 100mph

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Aw, I can't believe I missed a porn/censorship/John Humphries thread.
What I have planned for this month: run a marathon next weekend. Cross country. After all this fucking rain.

Alt: dunno. Lamb flatbread maybe, if I can be arsed to go out in the rain.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Shall I summarise it:
HILARIOUS "IRONIC" RIGHT WING POSTURING
dull comment
Actual reactionary right wing posturing
scarpe
dull comment
discussion of something totally different
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)
There was probably talk about food as well to be honest.

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:02, Reply)
Just put me down for whatever you said, I usually agree with you.
Except when you diss John Humphries. I'm sure he was only playing devil's advocate.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:02, Reply)
I know he normally does
but he was clearly in a really shit mood today as he was acting like a massive cunt and coming out with some utter shit.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)
Ah, we all have our bad days.
*platitudes*
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)
I don't quite know how to take that.
But at least I get a separate section to just 'dull comment'.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Bollocks - August is the better month
One bank holiday plus MY birthday.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:06, Reply)
I have two exams next week then man is done for the year bruv.
From next Friday onwards I will be in London town having a fantastic time with fantastic people. I'd do anything for it to be May 11th now.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:08, Reply)
There's only one Bank holiday this month
Nevertheless, it should be enjoyed.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:10, Reply)
I'm going to be in Norwich.

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Hold up, isn't to day a bank holiday then? mayday or something?

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Phone up your bank and ask them.

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:22, Reply)
The first monday in May is a bank holiday.
So this year it's on the 7th
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:22, Reply)
that's next Monday

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:24, Reply)
May is often a good month, but it'll depend on the weather which so far is looking shit
i had a home made red thai chicken curry sandwich with spring onions and corriander, and a piri piri hummus and ornage pepper sandwich, kiwi fruit for pud.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:19, Reply)
two sandwiches?
Fatty.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)
It's rested muscle

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)
It'll be BBQ weather in no time.
When it stops pissing it down for a minute its actually nice.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Yesterday was glorious
I sat by the river with the babba and wife having a nice cold pint of Grolsch in the sunshine, a nice cold 4.15 pint of Grolsch...
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:39, Reply)
The babba?
What are you? A Brummie?
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Bristolian

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)
You've got a west country accent?

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)
yarp
not really, but i did live there for 4 years
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I actually have two exciting things planned for May
On the 25th I'll be going to this: www.atpfestival.com/events/ibymlondon2012.php
And on the 29th I'll be going to see this: www.thsh.co.uk/event/dracula-the-music-and-film/

The rest of the month will be spent doing nothing.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Why are you deliberatly going to spend May surrounded by goths?

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:28, Reply)
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)
its my girlfriends birthday at the end of this month, i'm taking her to a comedy club and getting her shitloads of crap
i'm also seeing HSM boy in the lucky one with her one wedensy

i'm not sure about the rest of the month, please stop prying in my personal affairs
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Kroney is your girlfriend?

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)
i dunno who kroney is, but yes

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)
What are you going to get her?

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)
LAdyshave

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:41, Reply)
a cartier tiara (she's wanted one since she saw amy on big bang)
katy perry's greatest hits, a mountain of cabury's chocolate from tehir sexy website, Doctor Who specials DVD

when i asked her what she wanted she said loving me was enough. Bollocks.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)
A fucking tiara?

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:45, Reply)
yeah, she wants to feel like a princess
she's going to wear it to our friends wedding in June
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
A fucking tiara, at a wedding?
And who's amy on big bang and what's that got to do with a tiara?
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
the big bang theory is an american sitcom about geeks
amy is the uptightest and enrdiest of the lady geeks, and her boyfriend gets her a tiara and for the first time she goes epilaeptic and acts girly and says she's a princess all happy and uncharacteristically excited

its a very posh wedding
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:51, Reply)
By using the phrase "posh wedding" you have outed yourself as a parochial pleb

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)
eh? i didn't say nothing to do with religion
and also saying something is posh doesn't mean i'm poor, just unsophisticated
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
parochial = Having a limited or narrow outlook or scope
pleb = British informal, often derogatory a common vulgar person

i hope this helps
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)
it's a posh wedding, if saying that something is posh means i have a narrow outlook when there's gonna be fucking ice swans there
then yes, i'm a parochial pleb
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Well at least you've admitted it

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
im applying for a second, job today

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Typical American greed, loads of people don't even have one job.

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:40, Reply)
I know right?!
The poor little lambs, we shoul;d totally pay for them to have somewhere nice to live and ensure they have money for fags and trainers
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)
Poor people shouldn't have shoes.

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
did someone take your shoes since you're poor today?

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)
I had to eat them :(

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)
i have bills too motherfucker

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
you ducknapper

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
you're applying for a second?
how do you apply for units of time?

lol

prick
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)
only a fucking nerd would think that's funny

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)
only a fucking american would butcher the english language like a prick


prick
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
this from someone that repeatedly misspells "you're"
Did someone finally bash it into your head that you write like a twelve year old? Because I see that you finally figured it out.
There is something called a typo.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)
oh you prick, i can't believe you're trying to lecture me on using my own language
get your own language you lexiconological larcenists
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)
can someone tell this asshat that i didn't actually form the americanised english language

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
stop speaking MY lanugage, you prick
you wanted independence, get your own bloody language
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
She killed off most of the native language speakers.

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)
fucken bitch, i bet she farted in their wigwams while she was at it

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)
I think they should have to speak Arabic

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)
then what will the arabics speak?
think it through, mate
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
i wish you would come here and say that

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)
shut up speaking MY language you navajo murdering shitpan

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)
you don't own it you twat bag

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
he doesn't even own his own teeth

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
i didn't want to go there but you did sooo...lollerpops

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
oh so taht makes it ok to steal MY language, just like you stole land from the Cheyenne people?

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
my grandfather immigrated from Ireland you retard

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
oh so your a drunken, wife beating bus blower-upper?
i hate you even more now
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I'm glad

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:29, Reply)
For lunch I had a meeting.
I hate people who schedule meetings for lunchtime and then don't provide an actual lunch.

May means either promotion for Southend or the play offs, and two geek conventions in consectutive weekends, with Kapow and then MCM.

And...um...that's it. Still, that looks better than June, I may have to start drinking again in June just to have something to talk about.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)
Play offs for the Dons this year.
Doubt we'll make it to be honest.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
We?
Is this anothewr fake account?
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)
he said the dons, i think he's talking about godfather movies

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:55, Reply)
I think he means Don Estelle and Don Henderson.

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)
And Don healy

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)
don bridges

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
And Don Giovani

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
don aldtrump
don aldduck
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Don Uwanmie

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)
and Don-ald Duck

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)
*Buzz*
Repetition.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
*falls with style....again*

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
you fucking idiot

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Don tgobreakingmyheart

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)
I couldn't if I tried

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Oh I don't know.
I have a soft spot for bent spastics.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
piss off you earworming cunt

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Ha.
Yes, I was just sitting here regretting having mentioned that song that too.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
waht song?

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Dreams by Gabrielle

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Your song

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)
I hope he doesn't mind

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Don Tiregretstartingthis

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Don tlookbackinanger

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Don Tstopmenow

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Don tchawishyourgirlfriendwashotlikeme

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Don Chuforgeddaboutme

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
And Don Cheadle

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Someone start a new thread, cunts.

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
done it

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
noy uo ain't

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:48, Reply)
LOl jokin!

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)
you rascal

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I wonder why everyone thinks you're a bent spastic.

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)
i thought he;d found the secret code that makes it possible to block specific people from seeing your threads

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
A reverse ignore

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
nah invisible clothes

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Jealousy innit

(, Tue 1 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)

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