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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Unpleasant colleaguesThere is a woman in my office (same grade as me so I can’t fire her) who has the worst interpersonal skills of anyone I have ever encountered. She makes her team miserable by the way she talks to them and others despair of her. She has been told repeatedly that she needs to get a grip on this but doesn’t seem to care. I’d like her to go (for the sake of her team) but can’t formally influence anything. What would you do?
Alt: your colleagues; good, bad or indifferent?
Alt Alt: unemployed? Why haven’t you got a job?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:49,
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sleep with her, that'll punish heralt: mostly wicked. the occasional twat.
altalt: no, been gainfully employed since i was 14.
altaltalt: WHY DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT MY LUNCH?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:52,
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Okay Little Miss Demanding.*sighs* what are you having for lunch?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:59,
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well, it's a good questioni have a rather boozy pub quiz tonight, which will mean no dinner. so i am thinking about waiting until 2pm when it will be a bit quieter, and then wandering over to m&s to stuff my face on the justification of no dinner. but leaving it til 2pm does mean all the good stuff will have been snaffled by the plebs.
you can see my dilemma, darling.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:00,
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Get Fortnum's to deliver you a hamper to your office instead. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:02,
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i just got selfridges to deliver something to the ex after his opnext day delivery was £12! TWELVE!
i had breakfast at fortnums the other day. their welsh rarebit was £15 but fuck me it was like a big cheesy mustardy orgasm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:04,
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i fucking HATE aldii've only ever been in one, once. that was enough.
as for the cunts that populated the carpark..... pikey pikey cunts!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:11,
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you two can go fist each otheri look forward to the footage at pizzabash
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:16,
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That'll teach you to send the fucker presents, then.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:20,
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i knowbut he has just had an operation.
that doesn't make it ok, does it?
god i'm such a pussy.
hilariously, he genuinely does love pink socks, so one of the things i sent was the new paul smith zebra socks. made me think of you, it did.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:30,
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Zebras aren't pink, though... ?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:35,
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this one is redthe socks are pink (they do other colours) with a tiny red zebra logo and - oh fuck it, here!
www.selfridges.com/en/Menswear/Categories/Socks/Zebra-socks_101-86057480-AFXJ745AF172/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:49,
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that's a fucking expensive pair of sockssays the man who spent £240 on lingerie yesterday.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:51,
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badum-tish.I wouldn't even get fucking close to getting it on.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:53,
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I am out after work so am quaffing shepherds pie, chips and beans. What a fat cunt, eh readers?
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you can't have chips with shepherds pieit already has potato on the top! food fail...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:04,
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Shit in her cuntAlt: Excellent bunch - funny as fuck and excellent workers
Alt Alt: Had a job since I was 17
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:54,
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mehNewcastle have really overachieved this season. I think both teams will be around 8-10th next season
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:12,
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Either a "quiet" word with her bossor undermine her at every turn.
Encourage her team to complain.
Alt: Usual mixture of good and bad. Mostly good because we are a small firm.
Altalt: Yeah, dolescum. Get a job.
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we have the same boss, so I will be making him aware of specifics on occasion - subtlety is key I think. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:57,
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No, permanent.Permanently a cunt too it seems.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:00,
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Could always mention the bullying directly to HRout of "concern" for the staff.
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Call her up on it whenever you see a specific example of it. Privatly obvs.
Alt: Alright on the most part.
Alt Alt: Looks like I'll be unemployed march next year at this rate, we'll see.
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How would unemployment fit with your plan for your own business? You haven't mentioned that recently. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:58,
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I worked up the numbers a few weeks agoI would need a minimum of £7.5 million to get anywhere further than research and computer modelling.
I have no fucking idea how to get that money. And unfortunatly it's not something that can be done incrementally. Open up a landfill and you need to either clear it all out or clear out a bit and then seal it again. The seals are hundreds of thousands of pounds just for the plastic and clay, let alone the labour costs.
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That's a pisser.So paperclips it is then.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:04,
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Yeah, might just save up and get a patent on it and hope someone decides to buy it before I die.
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won't work.You can't really patent something you don't intend to develop yourself - it would be seen as patenting simply to stop someone else doing it, which is rather frowned upon.
Plus, where were you planning on finding the £100,000 to half a million you need to file and defend a patent?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:19,
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Oh, sick burn.I did chuckle, but then I'm a total cunt.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:31,
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Sleep with her.Alt.Indifferent.
Alt alt. No, but there are not many not many out there, in case you haven't noticed.
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Shit in her cuntAlt: My colleagues are the only reason I'm still here. I have a good laugh with pretty much all of them, it distracts from the tedium.
Alt Alt: Nope.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 May 2012, 12:59,
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Why are you trying to entice darth to have sex with her?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:05,
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i would ask her why does she think, it's okay to talk to people the way she does(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:02,
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I may do this in front of our boss, having tee'd him up in advance. Should make for an interesting meeting...(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:03,
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that's a lie actually, i would just deal with it and call her a bitch behind her back(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:04,
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Send bot dog in the internal post, every hour on the hourColleagues are lovely.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:05,
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Wowshe sounds almost entirely like my boss. Nice enough person but a total autist. She however is my line manager and yours is just your colleague so you at least can have a quiet word, or a louder one if that doesn't work.
Apart from her everyone here is really nice, actually. They go to the pub a lot which I like but would have found weird in my last few jobs.
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Its probably not the right thing to do but I know I would just end up telling her what I thought of herI like 80% of my colleagues but would never socialise with them outside of work like the rest of them do.
Alt alt - Anyone who claims benefit of any kind no matter what the circumstances is dolescum and should be rounded up and sent to the camps. I have worked a job of sorts since I was 12. Whats your excuse wheelchair bound guy with severe brain damage!
Alt Alt Alt I have a fish and ham dish in tomato sauce, thanks for asking.
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Peej, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:09,
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This is v topical.Today, our new Ecommerce Manager walked out following a blazing row with my boss. He lasted a fortnight. He was the replacement for our old web content girl who….walked out following a blazing row with my boss. I took a call today from a woman who’s done bits and pieces of design for us over the years. ‘I can’t believe you still work for that man’ she said. He is routinely described as the rudest person someone’s ever met. Most external contractors only work for us once. He’s a cretin, a bully, utterly unfunny and really quite dim but actually his heart’s in the right place and he’s helped me out with an interest-free loan when I was in trouble a while back. I cannot hate the fellow despite his appalling lack of manners.
My staff are all really a decent bunch, but no-one bothers showing any initiative or giving more than the basic effort because it is patently obvious that there’s no reward for it. Zero incentive.
If I wasn’t double fucked for money and in an industry where there are sod all competitors based in London I’d walk immediately. If I didn’t have a kid I’d probably get dual citizenship papers and move to Canada with Lusty.
However this is not possible so I am forced to grin and fucking bear it, as I have for the past 16 years. GREAT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:10,
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He has an incredible ability to enrage, it's really quite a gift.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:35,
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some people don't have a filter Some people are too stupid, to realise they're an asshole
And others do it for show
Last colleague I had did it for show and her ass got sacked. Stupid cunt. And I mean that in the horrible American way.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:18,
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Cunt is horrible in the uk as well, just not so much here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:19,
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Not where I work it isn'tCunt is a commonly used word in my office to describe a cunt.
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Peej, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:22,
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really? All this time and I never knew. In fact, I've been told several times that it's not bad there.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:22,
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It's nowhere near as bad in the UK.This statement works on several levels.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:24,
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Its still the worst swear word but people are so easily offended I guessTwat however in the UK is pronounced to rhyme with Cat rather than Got is hardly offensive and my gran says it sometimes
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Peej, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:25,
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She's right to - you fucking are one.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:34,
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no way Especially if you call a woman a cunt, be prepared to have your balls handed to you
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:33,
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I have difficulty judging the severity of american insultsI jokingly called someone a douchebag in a meeting the other day (he was in the room at the time) and the atmosphere became quite tense for a few minutes. I don't know how insulting it is but I just like the using the word.
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If you live and work in the UKand you called someone in a meeting a douchebag it's just possible the tense atmosphere was due to everyone in the room suddenly realising you were a tool?
Sorry to be the bearer, etc.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:00,
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... as opposed to those nice british cunts?.. as I said just the other day over tea with the vicar.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:21,
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From what I gather Merkins get a lot more upset over the use of the word that we doMind you they all cried when they got blown up whilst we make sick jokes about 7/7
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Peej, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:23,
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over here cunt has turned back on itself and become pretty affectionate among friendsi hate to use the gervais defence though, the fat prick
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Oh, I agreebut there isn't really a worse word to call a stranger, especially a woman.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:52,
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you're supposed to call me a cunt, you idiotsee if it offends me. Honestly. Do I have to explain this shit every time? You're just letting yourself down, here.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:58,
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Retrain? Has he not got any skeletons you could exploit. I'll bet he's a tax dodger. THEY usually are.
Non-payment of employer NI stamp is common for small businesses.
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I'd like to retrain but I cannot take a cut in pay which fucks that off immediately.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:24,
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He's just scared that in a different job he'd have to cut his hair & wear a suit and hope that having a 'permanent cold' wouldn't be noticed.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:25,
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There is an element of truth to this.Although I've no problem with suits and look damned fine in one, I'll have you know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:33,
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Stop being such a noisy cunt, it's got fuck all to do with you and simply contributes to office politicsYou should be more concerned that they've spotted your trembling hands and smell of booze most mornings.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:16,
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call her a cuntmy colleagues and employees call me a cunt all the time and i always change my working practices because of it
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