i just got selfridges to deliver something to the ex after his op
next day delivery was £12! TWELVE!

i had breakfast at fortnums the other day. their welsh rarebit was £15 but fuck me it was like a big cheesy mustardy orgasm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:04, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fortnum's is ace.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)

god yes
i fucking love it there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Aldi is my favourite department store.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:09, Reply)

i fucking HATE aldi
i've only ever been in one, once. that was enough.

as for the cunts that populated the carpark..... pikey pikey cunts!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:11, Reply)

You banged every single one of them, didn't you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Even the hetro ones.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:14, Reply)

you two can go fist each other
i look forward to the footage at pizzabash
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:16, Reply)

All the orgasms I give are mustardy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)

orgasms diseases

+discharge
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:06, Reply)

That'll teach you to send the fucker presents, then.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:20, Reply)

i know
but he has just had an operation.

that doesn't make it ok, does it?

god i'm such a pussy.

hilariously, he genuinely does love pink socks, so one of the things i sent was the new paul smith zebra socks. made me think of you, it did.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Zebras aren't pink, though... ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)

this one is red
the socks are pink (they do other colours) with a tiny red zebra logo and - oh fuck it, here!

www.selfridges.com/en/Menswear/Categories/Socks/Zebra-socks_101-86057480-AFXJ745AF172/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)

that's a fucking expensive pair of socks
says the man who spent £240 on lingerie yesterday.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Does it fit you well?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)

badum-tish.
I wouldn't even get fucking close to getting it on.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 2 May 2012, 13:53, Reply)