i am eating my fancy lunch
of pumpkinseed and rapeseed oil flatbreads and spicy houmous. and contemplating which of the 100's of bloody emails in my inbox to tackle next. if the economy is doing well, i'm advising on vacant land clearance strategies, how to get out of restrictive covenants, that sort of thing. if the economy is shite, it's all debt recovery and insolvent strategies.

it's been woe for about the last 3 years. i really do think the whole economy could get off its arse to give me some variety.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Be like your flatbreads, in a manner of speaking.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)

rapeseed?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Cock snot

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)

don't compliment him
his head will swell. and NOBODY wants to see that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)

what? was that a compliment? explain how please?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)

because it's much better than anything you normally get

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)

i don't understand what is going on at all
cock snot is a compliment and better than wheat i normally get? i'm going home i've had enough of this
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)

careful I've heard the Handy Cross roundabout outside High Wycomb is moving slowly after
there was an accident earlier
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)

i'll go to the pub, its been a stressful day and i need a break

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)

good idea, Yates has £2 a pint on during the day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I am so there!
edit also btw it's Yates's, sorry to be pedantic
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)

You fucking prole

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Sounds like By the Way by the RHCP.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)

It does indeed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)

i also have thai rice crackers, those dirty orange spicy ones you get in pubs
a lentil and rice salad, the new non-fish sushi mini rice balls... i got a bit confused. i have put the sushi and the salad in the fridge for tomorrow*.


* = one of my colleagues/cleaners to steal, like we work in a student house rather than a massive city office :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I'd ask the firm for my money back if food started going missing.
Bastard lawyers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)

i had a load of designer shampoos and conditioners go missing once
about £150worth. eventually they caught one of the cleaners, but i never saw my money again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Is unicorn spunk good for your hair?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Only if it is bumming a squirrel at the time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Indubitably.
I use it as hand cream.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Happy finish?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)

you mean you wank off horny horses

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)

It's a job.
They never have the money though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)

A stable job is a good thing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)

We've had a laptop nicked from a cabinet here in work
But the best bit is the company upstairs from us also got stuff nicked but they got the guy on the director's webcam doing it. The director had setup the webcam in his office as whenever he went out someone sneaked in and drew a massive cock on his whiteboard!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Cool story.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Bro

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:17, Reply)

It was one of those mobile whiteboards for meetings and the like.
What he really means is that somebody kept nicking the castors off the bottom and leaving it on bricks. Northern, you see.
( Kroney, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Did they get the whiteboard pregnant?
Then it lived in a Council house forever after.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Yes, yes they did

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)

I love a happy ending.
Edit: We had already established that. See above.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)