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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My mate was the first guy in our group of friends to go down on a girl when we were about 14
He didn't lose his virginity until he was 29 but oddly it was to the same girl.

INTERESTING EH!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
did he become a monk for 15 years?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:53, Reply)
No, he's just not very good with the ladies
not like me, I've got tonnes of girlfriends and they are mostly supermodels. Except Sharon, but its good to keep an ugly one around in case you need to last longer in the orgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:57, Reply)
That isn't "not very good"
it's spactacular
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Poor guy :(

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)
29? Christ he must have had wrists like telegraph poles.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)
My mate didn't drain his spuds in the company of a lady until just after his 30th birthday
They're now married with 2 sprogs.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)
what is wrong with these people
you'd think by the time they were 20 they'd have dug out some old boiler to chuck their muck up just to get it done
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)
You've not met my mate.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)
I was 24, to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Did your head dobber get in the way?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I wasn't always this devastatingly handsome
and great with women, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Past 30? Fucking hell. Is he Ann Widdecombe's uglier brother or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Well he's not the most handsome of chaps
And somewhat overweight. And perhaps a little undiagnosed autism.

But apart from all that, he's a colossal cunt.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)

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