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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hello
happy thursday everyone, are you all pleased to be at work?

Is this the best drinking game ever? www.sbs.com.au/news/article/1647415/Concern-over-teen-drinking-game-possum
I think it is, TR33B@5H
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:21, 127 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I like it
Simple and effective
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)
I like the fact it doesn't need cards or some loud mouth prick to tell everyone the rules.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)
wasn't planking invented in australia too?
wtf is wrong with antipodeans?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)
Fosters

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Dunno, ask poppet.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)
i just did, love

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)
They have sideways fannies.
Or is that the Japanese? They all look alike to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)
That's the chinkies
the Japs have robot fannies with a control panel.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)
And Hello Kitty stickers on them.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)
And everytime you see one you have to make a V sign

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:37, Reply)
Like an inverse vending machine.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Tuppence in the slot

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)
asians are sideways
aussie ones are upside down, thats why they love anal
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)
I've never understood drinking games.
In the couple I've been forced to play, the 'forfeit' was that you 'had' to have a drink. How fucking bent. I like drinking - I was doing it anyway before the stupid fucking game so it's not much of a punishment to let me carry on.

Stupid gays.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)
The simplicity of this one makes it something special

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Isn't it simpler just to drink and engage in normal discourse?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)
+ in a tree

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)
You get bonus lols from watching people fall out of trees.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)
'Fuzzy duck' has to be the most pathetic teenage activity in the history of humanity.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)
No, that's 'roller discos'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I was once told about another Aussie drinking game called 'bushfire'.
It sounded extremely implausible – something about setting fire to your pubes and not being allowed to put them out until you’ve downed a pint or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:31, Reply)
How fucking hairy must they be?!
Before, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)
The whole story has the distinct whiff of the Chinny Reck-on about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)
I agree
Unless they use creosote to keep them tamed
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Proper officelol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Whilst at uni my then girlfriends hot but retarded mates all played the beer shots drinking game
where they had to drink 50 shots of beer in under half an hour.

2 and a half cans of shit lager, whoop de fucking do.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)
i did that but it was 100 shots
of kerosene
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)
no but seriously
all ig ot was trapped wind
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)
When I was about 16
I stayed up all night and drank an entire slab of 24 piss weak lagers. I urinated myself sober and at no point did I feel even remotely drunk. It was rubbish.

I think it may have been 'Norseman' lager.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)
As you know, I don't drink lager, for this reason and the fact it tastes like piss

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)
How do you know?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Because I drank piss
when I got left in a prison cell with no food or water for 5 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)
topicalols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)
Drinking games can be fun, they can be shit, this is true of many things
Hey techy nerds, I need some sort of wifi boosters for my flat, any suggestions of a good cheap ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)

wifi boosters gimp suit ceiling attachment
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)
It's not true of you. You can't be fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:41, Reply)
I suggest you fuck off, if that helps.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)
I haved noted your feedback and will look to facilitate the uasge of it going forward
hopefully this will help to synagise our headspace and allow more blue sky thinking
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I have never longed for anything so much as I long for your immediate death.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)
how about a low APR loan?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)
His credit record is so fucked even Wonga.com won't lend him busfare.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)
No thanks
The interest on all my debts is now frozen.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)
'Kroney saving and loans'
dealing with your shit debts
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:03, Reply)
I heard that you don't need to boost your 'wiffyness'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)
I heard you were a fucking cunt who nonces small horses

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Small horses need to get their oats as well you know

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)
You should get your wife to do your laundry for you

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Cables make great wifi boosters
just run one from your router to your computers and the speed with be loads faster.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:48, Reply)
mini ape will chew them, and they look ugly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)
How big is the flat?
We bought a decent Wireless N Router for our 3 bed house and get full or nearly full signal in every room upstairs or down.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:52, Reply)
not taht big, but the signal needs to travel through the kitchen and chimney stack which seems to kill it
How hard is it to set up a new router? I have the one provided by talktalk
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Pretty easy
You need your talk talk username and password and a few router settings that I could give you if you decided to do this. I changed my talk talk router because its shit. It took a few minutes and you can take the oportunity to change your wireless network name to something lolwacky like "police surveillance van one"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
'Operation Nonce van 12'

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:01, Reply)
I bought a supposedly brand new unused router from ebay
when it arrived it had the SSID "Bukkakenet"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:03, Reply)
I hope you washed your hands.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
He probably licked it clean.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:06, Reply)
You're mean
What did I ever did to you!

*Flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Poor Monty was desperate for the cash

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
I shall do this, expect bumholes gazzes sometime in the next few days as payment for additional advice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)
np
I'm still awaiting bumhole gazzes from swipey. Shes such a fucking liar.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
I just laid some cable.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Mine has been more like grapeshot today.
Ten pints, no dinner = rusty water.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
When I sat down the noise was like
I'd taken the lid off a box of racing pigeons.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)
hahahahahaha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
POTD fo' sho'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
i haven't been since tuesday

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:08, Reply)
You must be full of shit
oh...
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
That's rather worrying, no?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
shhhh, maybe he'll burst

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
Nah, I can go for days. I'm like some sort of turd camel.
The first dump after a period of abstinence is often a struggle. The second just sort of...flops out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
+into a pre-prepared freezer bag for later "consumption"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
I went weeks without shitting when I was on teh massive drugs
Opiates bung you right up
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Not for Gonz they don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
nah i usually go every day but i was busy last night, i'll just have extended fun bog time tonight

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Don't bother.
get network over powercable converters.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)
The sensible solution gets no interest.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
It's almost like the bent spastic doesn't know what he's doing?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Move your router to another place

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)
would mean running wires across doors, so not really practical

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Like Siberia.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)
These ones aren't bad, but quite temperamental when you're setting them up
Once they're set up, they run fine
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:49, Reply)
looks too expensive and technical, but thanks anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:52, Reply)
£33 too expensive? Tightwad.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)
he comes here asking everyone's advice and when they all give reasonable, sensible, affordable suggestions
he throws it back in your face like a prick.

fuck him
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:57, Reply)
meh, I hate spending money on shit like this...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
prick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)
shitprick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
you shouldn't call people names when they're trying to help you
prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)
God I was forced in to several rounds of "I have never" by the same group of hot retards
If you don't know it. Someone says "I have never...." and says something they have never done (they can lie if they drink as well) and anyone around the table who has done it has to drink.

The only plus side was finding out Sally took it up the arse which was useful information about 6 months later at Reading Festival.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:51, Reply)
I get bored of that, I've fucking done pretty much everything that people suggest
EDIT: See, this is more the type of answer I try to suggest as someone takes a swig of their drink for no reason. If nothing else, it provides a bit of amusement as they try desperately to deny it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Except DYAAKY

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)
I have never had the top of my cock cut off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)
oy vey

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Bummed a goat?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Drinks

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Anally raped Gerry Adams whilst Queen Victoria's corpse was draped over your nose?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)
OI! Have you been spying on me!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:01, Reply)
AA living the Macclesfield dream

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Someone needs to write a movie of hius life so far

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
I think Michael Bay and Shia LaBeouf are at a loose end at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)
I just got in to trouble because I said we should give the Faulklands to the argies.
Seems everyone in this office is well patriotic
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Look into Simon Westons eye and say that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
He's too busy mouthfucking his tache

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
I dunno what he's complaining about, eternal youth that guys got
He's not changed a bit in 30 years!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)
That reminds me, I must get some bacon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
As soon as Argentina gives Argentina back to the fucking Injuns then we should hand the Falklands back.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
I think we should make them have them as a punishment
because the faulklands are fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
...just one more thing...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Very good indeed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
and as soon as Sean Penn gives New Mexico back to the Mexicans he can have a say
until then he can fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Even then, he can still fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)
We should reclaim Hong Kong back from the Chinese.
The UK needs the money.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)
All human life on earth should go back to Mesopotamia.
That's what I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)
The Achaemenid Empire might have something to say about that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Go on, fuck off back to your own Pangaea

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
To Ur is human.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Boo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Are you two breaking up?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Oh, I say
Well played
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
I'm glad someone got it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
When the Argies give back Argieland to the Spanish
And the Spanish give back Dagoland to the Moors.

And Scotland give back Subjugatedland to us.

And the Faminewogs give back the trottedbogland to us.

And the Yanks fuck off and die.

And the old lady who swallowed a fly dies.

THAT'S when those beaneating motherfuckers can have back all those oil drilling licenses.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
...FROM MY COLD, DEAD HAND.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)
New thread please this is wank.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)

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