Friday afternoon thread
It has conked out big style on here. Free for all topic. Talk shite please, ladies and gentlemen
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:36, 175 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thank fuck for that
I am bored out of my tiny tits.

Who's off on Monday?

\o/
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 4 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)

\o/ me!
I have absolutely nothing at all planned for the entire weekend. This is a GOOD thing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)

I don't have much planned at all
Go to the birds house tonight, out for her birthday tomorrow night. That's about it.

Probably catch up on some kip, go to the pictures maybe. Don't have the kids this weekend though, so I'll leave the Avengers till next weekend.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 4 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Sound off all who are reading please!
Sportscow, reporting in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Fister here *raises fist*
Ew.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 4 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Kinky

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Thundercunt is in the hizoo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Afternoon Bob

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)

So it is. I might have a cider

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Good plan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)

just popped in

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:02, Reply)

I thought I felt a small parting of the buttocks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:07, Reply)

what condition is your condition in?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Good song.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I'm going out for a steak tonight,
at chez gerrard, fancy that eh. Jealous?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Is that the one by Victoria Station?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)

It's the one on market street in Cambridge
but there's a couple in London, they're good.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)

www.chezgerard.co.uk/menu/a-la-carte
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:48, Reply)

They're OK.
Buen Ayre in Broadway Market (by my gaff) is better for steak.

Best I ever ate was in a wooden shed in Chelsea Farmer's Market at a place called El Gaucho's. No veg unless ordered: just a massive Argie steak on a wooden trencher, and a pot of chimichurri. I am getting a bone-on just thinking about it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I went to an Argie restaurant in Cancun
I had just this and almost wet myself at how nice it was
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Oh man I miss having money ;((((((

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:57, Reply)

how much was it?
Since this is now in my neighbourhood...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)

This is what you need:
www.buenayre.co.uk/
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Is that teh one that was on Gordon Ramsays program for best restaurant or something?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)

I've no idea, sorry.
What I do know is that their black pudding is one of the nicest things I have ever tasted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)

ooh *starts drooling*
I like the look of the Parrillada Deluxe, but sadly I have no-one to help me eat it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Does this not just mean more for you?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:26, Reply)

You're never alone with a book

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:31, Reply)

or rohypnol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)

or with auditory hallucinations resulant from schizophrenia

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)

I'm limited by cambridge being fucking tiny.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I didn't know you'd nicknamed your cock 'Cambridge'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)

His cumbridge is raising

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Sounds good
Which steak? Sauce? Starter?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Oysters and Onglet
with chips no sauce rare.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)

This is more than acceptable

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Chelsea are looking at developing Battersea Power Station into their new stadium
Yeah right, when pigs fly.

I'm listening to some crap pop that other people are playing and waiting for the phonecall that'll keep me here beyond quitting time, just like every other Friday.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)

I detect a Pink Floyd reference

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 4 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Kaiser Chiefs less well..zzzzzzz

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Hahaha oh 'Bill'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I shall be leaving this place in approximately 11 minutes
And then probably lurking on my phone, while little tangle has his piano lesson.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I have priority work coming out of my ears at the moment
It has gone tits up on 5 sites, all at the same time
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Just switch it all off and deal with it on Tuesday

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)

And then kill yourself.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)

I think over 2000 users may think differently

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Bloody heroin addicts.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Tee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)

3rd golf clap of the day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Just been asked if I'd like to apply for a funding officer post here.
Not bad after just 3 weeks.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 May 2012, 14:57, Reply)

And would you?
Also, well done.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Sure would.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Good $k1llZ

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I thought that said 'fucking officer' on Facebook, was very confused.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)

*applies*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Excellent stuff

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)

I'm home from my bestie's 21st.
I'm not drunk at all. Just tired and blah. I almost cried giving my speech. Very Embarrassing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 4 May 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)

yeah I know. Kinda sad really.
I went as Hermione from Harry Potter (it was dress up themed).
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 4 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I'm embarrassed for you.
It must have been awful and cringeworthy. I bet you just want the ground to swallow you up. They'll be talking about it for years and they'll give a nickname like "speech crybaby bender" or something and then you'll get married and it'll come up in one of the speeches there and you'll cry all over again and you'll be called speech recipient crybaby bender for the next few years until you have children and then you'll cry at that too but this time everybody will be fed up by your xxx crybaby bender ways and they'll shun you instead and you'll become a helicopter mum through lack of suitably aged human contact because there aren't many people in Australia and because of the internet they'll all have heard about it and then your child will grow all weird and stuff and shave its head and become a lesbian, all because of today.
( Kroney, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Man that is a terrifying thought.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 4 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Yeah, sorry to be the bearer, but you've just damned yourself
and ruined the life of your as yet unborn child since you've been a bit of a Jessie.
( Kroney, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:12, Reply)

That B3tan wot died?
Bit mean, old boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:17, Reply)

I also bet this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I don't believe your credit is good enough to be making bets

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I am being very supportive
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:08, Reply)

don't get me wrong, I was very happy at the time, just got a bit choked up.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 4 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)

bonzer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Very good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I've had steak twice this week, I am so very fond of the stuff.
Especially when I can get 2 ribeyes for £4.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Steak is fucking brilliant
I like a steak sarnie at work too. Proper fucks off everyone in the office!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Sandwich shop near us does deliveries into the office, I get the steak with garlic butter and caremelised onions every time.
Lovely
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Ooof!
WANT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)

its cos i'm not here
(lynchpin)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Also, I hate steak, it's disgusting.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 4 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)

WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Depends on the cut.
Fillet and rump are fucking lovely.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Damn right
Steaks too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)

I've just never enjoyed them.
When they're rare, the texture makes me gag, when they're cooked well they just taste of gristle. And I hate all the blood that comes out of them when you cook them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 4 May 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Rest them for longer before eating

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)

You need to man the fuck up, there.
Chopper would be disappointed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Ya show pony.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Meh, I'm never convinced by fillet
not enough marbling to give a really good flavour. Too delicate, unless you're going for raw or a very subtle sauce.

Ribeye is where it's at, motherfuckers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Ever done the wagyu thing?
I haven't but seriously doubt it's genuinely worth the money.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Nope. and I agree with you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Actually, I'm fucking lying, online
I did have some in Sydney years ago. It's good but it was about 3 times the price of a normal bit of cow.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I'm going to have to punch my way through the earths crust to teach you a lesson.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)

HEATHEN!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)

How did this turn into a steak thread?
He said talk shite, not talk steak.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Tell us about carrot steak then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Shan't
Going home.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)

because I'm very popular.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Charming and witty too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)

*coughs*
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/brian-witty-guilty-predatory-city-804621
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Charming

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Witty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Bend over

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Have you been reading my seduction techniques blog?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Damn right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Okay, here's a subthread question:
I was reading an article yesterday about people who have forgiven and made up after years and years of not speaking. How long is too long - or how far is too far - to consider rebuilding bridges?

Also, happy Friday, suckers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 May 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Well done is too long, consensus seem to be rare to medium.
We're still talking about steak, right?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Never
If you want to make up, time doesn't matter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)

You think?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Yes
I have done this before twice over long-standing issues and felt a lot better for it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)

hmmm
I realised today that I really miss a friend I haven't spoken to in forever, I couldn't even tell you why we're not speaking any more, but it just seems to have happened.
I don't think I'd know where to start now though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Ring, text or otherwise message her/him
Failing that, send them a letter

Go on, do it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)

end them a letter how up naked at their front door.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:17, Reply)

o_O

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Better

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Friend might like that.
Friend's missus, less so.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Nonsense
Everyone likes a good jiggle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)

My grandfather did not talk to his only brother for about 60 years.
They fell out over heirlooms. Bit silly I thought.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)

You mean Nazi gold, don't you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Himmlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)

heirlooms Normandy
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)

dy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)

I got a texas burger meal from mcdonalds just now.
It's fucking tasty, well nice, and the patty is fucking huge. I made up a little song on the way home.

I'm the wicked garage M C
I got my degree from Maccy D
I made McChicken with two patty
Some people say that I'm batty,
Blate I just don't want no fatty.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Safe as fuck

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I sincerely believe that the local election results are a victory for a resurgent left
and it marks the beginning of the end of the CONDEMnation that we are living in.

Or possibly I'm just sick and tired of it all and I just despise every single selfish fucker in this entire country.

Especially the two kids that were on question time last night, the two boys with greasy hair past their shoulders who looked 17 and made stuttering attempts to say "it's all the unions fault why do they have to be so mean and strike and be disruptive and stuff". Why the fuck are 17 year olds allowed on programs to express their opinions? If I wanted a 17 year olds opinion on something, actually, I will never, ever want a 17 year olds opinion on anything because it will be shit.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)

To be fair, speeking objectivly... from every single view point that you could possibly have.... Bob Crow is a Cock.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)

So true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Funny how it seems

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 4 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)

I can just picture it now.
Camron: And I reffer YOU, my right honerable gentleman, to THE DISAPLINORY ACT OF 1986.
Labour*: No, SIR, I reffer YOU, to your words as you came to power, that You. Would. NOT... reference that so called disaplinory act.
*loads of rah rahing*
Camron: Gentleman, Gentleman, people of the house. On both sides, I believe at least we can all agree. Despite our many differences.... That Bob Crow, is a cock. He is a big fat cock. He is the biggest cock in the whole wide world. If ever there was a cock, then bob crow would be that cock. He's the biggest cock in the whole god damn world.
*loads of cheering*


*omg, I can't believe I can't think who the king of Labour is at the moment is right now
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Haha!
The King of Labour! He fucking wishes, the mong faced cunt

Ed Milliband BTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:37, Reply)

I like his man of the people interviews, stood outside his gaff, he's just an ordinary Joe really, a working man like the rest of his
Shame about it being a millionaires row
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)

I don't like the fact that he always seems to have some toffee stuck in his teeth when talking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)

I'd find it more irritating that he's never worked a day in his life, unless you count drifting round westminster with a bundle of papers and talking out of your arse at the expense of the public purse working

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)

He looks like he is trying to talk out of his ear

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Haha, it's when they say "BIshop's Ave*? That place is a permament builder's site." that you realise they're truly down to earth. Or not arabic.


* This is one of the most expensive residential roads in europe.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)

It's also fucking HORRIBLE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I wouldn't live there, I don't drive and I like to nip to the shops. £50m starting figure will get you some nice property anywhere else in central london and a home in a 'burb to match.
I was at Old Street this week and I'd love the top floor of Biezer House, maybe, conveniance it would rock but its slight _too_ urburn. Saw some mint houses in Notting Hill Gate and Camden this week though. I think with them, one is special on the outside and in disarray on the inside, and the other is the oppersite.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I'm ten mins east of Old Street - it's a lot calmer but still v cool.
I cannot see myself leaving the area I'm in for some time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)

I had a fucking nice Pad Thai from that pub just down the road.
When I talk on the phone, I can't sit still, so I was wondering around and ended up down some ally with what looked like a decent Thai take-away, proper nice and clean, but they didn't have any non-(spicy)-hot stuff so I continued walking until I ended up doing a circle and ending up in that grim looking pub with a thai resturant attached. If I'd known I would have buzzed you for a pint with me and LightInChains... I'll keep that in mind though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)

I don't want Labour.
I also don't want the Conservatives, or the Liberal Democrats.

What's a boy to do? Protest voting is for benders, so the answer is nothing.
( Kroney, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Dirty protest

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:36, Reply)

DYAAKY

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 4 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I've seen that annogram a handful of times, what does it mean?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)

If you don't know then I suggest you delete your account and kill yourself.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)

AHhhh, spot on.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I'm not a fan of that one, I think we should go back to.
I suggest you quit uni, conslidate all your debts into one easy repayable loan and do what your parent's did: work for a living.

Or something like that, can't remember it that well.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I made it up. I'm sorry you don't like it.
The old 'quit uni' one is good but only if you aren't in a hurry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

ononononononono, no. It's perfectly fine, it's just been tainted by mongs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Like so much in this crazy mixed-up world.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Unforuntatly not quite enough.... THREE AND A HALF YEARS now, Danny Dire Times.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)

My position PRECISELY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I'd love to think you're right
but I rather fear it's just the same as always happens, midterm. There's not enough of a swing for it to be a piece of resurgence (you always get a protest vote midterm because it's really meaningless), the turnout was too low for it to be meaningful, and anyway you and I both know Milliband is nearly as unelectable as Kinnock was.

Also, what Kroney says, with the force of a thousand fucking suns.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I concur
I also saw on the bbc that people were resenting the local referendums on having mayors because they felt that they were being 'forced' into having mayors.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 4 May 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Woo hoo!
I'm getting a PS3 tonight!

...and selling it next week, woo hoo!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)

New phone?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Yep
Decided to downgrade my phone, getting a basic HTC, I've realised I barely use the apps on my phone.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)

These last few weeks, I've been using my phone very heavily, and I swear, I've never missed an iPhone so much.
I'd pay good money for Visual Voicemail at the moment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)

I'm really thinking "Fuck it" and getting a second hand iphone 4s, it'll only be £200 with what I'd get for my old phone.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Mine arrives Monday.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)

If you have a 4 I wouldn't bother.
Siri is useless, although now I know what the weather's like in every city in the world.
I was offered the 4 for free when I upgraded but paid 200 quid for a 32GB 4S because sorry, I'm not having anything other than the latest available product. I'm too much of a snob.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)

not having anything other than the latest available product. I'm too much of a snob a fucking idiot

Sorry Baz.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Yeah', thats why I went for the HTC Titan, 'cus the 4 to 4s upgrade I thought wans't worth it, and I wanted the bigger screen.
But now I've got a PS Vita for watching media on travels, I don't care about the big screen anymore. Siri would have been fucking nuts for my calender.

If you want, completely up to you, I don't mind bunging you £200 + my HTC Titan for your 4S. I get its a bit of a cheeky deal, I wanted the 16gb for £150 + Titan really... If I don't make the offer though, then I ain't gonna get =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Those half phone/half tablet things seem fucking weird to me.
They're too big to easily go in your pocket but too small for use in any way other than as a phone, no?

Plus they look a bit gay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

+ like you've brought the TV remote out with you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Or you work for UPS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Last night me and my housemates were on the topic of holidays.
I was talking about when I went to Turkey and about the call to prayer things they have that blast out of the minarets. When they asked what it sounded like I tried to give them a rendition. Without even realising I sang this: youtu.be/vX07j9SDFcc

They're still taking the piss.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Allah u akhbar.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)

cup of tea
then off larping. Laters, suckers!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

If you really are larping I'm afraid it is you who is the sucker :(
Or nutcase. You choose which.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I'd suggest it's approximately 73% less embarrasing to admit in public and 123% a more constructive use of time
than supporting Fulham, old chap.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Ah but I was never given a choice with that.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Hmmm. An interesting defence.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:44, Reply)

since it looks like it won't rain there until
MOnday, I will go with the latter. Sure wish I'd packed. Got someone coming round for a lift right now, going to have to distract him with tea.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)

P.U.B. right now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:44, Reply)

I just walked past the pub to post a letter.
You should have said, I'd have popped in and joined you.

In other news, a five minute walk to the post box and back has exacerbated my fliddy lungs into another coughing fit.
I want a new pair of lungs. I sound like an eighty year old lifelong smoker.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I'd fucking love to.
I'm stuck here with zero motivation for nearly another hour. It's well bent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)

My candidate won in the local elections
but still no word on the mayor yet
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 4 May 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Just checked the BBC
No mayor for us.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 4 May 2012, 19:21, Reply)