Gonz is the one that's redundant.
He could try selling himself.

EDIT: or, Gonz, you could add 'must give me iphone 4S to be going on with until iphone 5 comes out, at which time you will give me one of them' to your conditions of employment when you talk to new employers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 May 2012, 18:17, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I think he'll just buy it anyway b3th.
He's not quite as impetuous as Barry though.

How is 'im indoors shaping up?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:21, Reply)

he's back on his feet, but only just.
The new lot of pills they've got him on has really drained him. In fact, I think he's asleep at the moment. and so is the dog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 May 2012, 18:25, Reply)

Hay b3th, what do you think of this that I made last night, the thinggy at the very bottom of the page.
amazedogs.com/stories/jokes/the-dead-duck.htm
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:27, Reply)

Do you mean the share button thing?
It's very good. I like.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 May 2012, 18:31, Reply)

Yup, the way it jumps up and down.
And you can use the facebook login button to have that "Read [article] on amazedogs" thinggy. It won't show up 'till I go through Facebook's approval process, which can take a week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:35, Reply)

I'm afraid l find it a bit intrusive.
It's a site about dogs but the thing that jumps out is facebook.

The site is shaping up nicely though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:39, Reply)

Cheers =)
Out of interest, do you know what screen resolution you're using? It's quite common to have percistant social bars (thats what they're called), and this hides most of it until you initiate the Call To Action (roll-over).

The thing is though, websites are nearly always portrate and screens are nearly always landscape, hence the vertical scrolling... and these bars are normally on the side of the page.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:46, Reply)

No - IT is not my strong point.
Sales is my strong point. You have a gaz.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Why the fuck did i just go and check MY gazbox?
*belms*
I am a flid.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 May 2012, 19:10, Reply)

If you would feel better for a gaz I can send you one of my cock.
Although you'd need a very high definition screen to make it out. Or possibly a high powered telescope.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 May 2012, 19:17, Reply)

You both have one =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 May 2012, 19:34, Reply)

That's good and bad news then
Hopefully the pills will be effective.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:37, Reply)

Sorry, that was rude, I didn't even read your post.
I've spent most of today in an opiate induced sleep, I soooo needed it though. If it helps, when he's asleep, he's in peace.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:47, Reply)