I am a man
However, I eat steak at least 3 times a week at home so - fish or steak?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

If you're hungry, steak.
If not, fish.
If someone else is paying, lobster.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 May 2012, 18:52, Reply)

I'm paying
But, the rules are whenever we go out, if it's on the menu, it's available to eat. I don't see the point of going somewhere where you can't afford half of the things on the menu. If you're going out for a meal, eat what you want.
This does, however, mean that you have to pick your restaurant to suit your budget but tonight, as it's just me and my lovely G/F, it's money no object.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 5 May 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Good old Brewers Fayre then.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 May 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Wetherspoons.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 May 2012, 19:19, Reply)

I had a Wetherspoons "meal" a couple of months ago - we were hungry and in a hurry
My mate got some sort of lasagne which was irrevocably bonded to his plate.

I had a toasted sandwich with scorched mould on it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 5 May 2012, 19:26, Reply)