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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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People are the worst thing about public transport
The retched and contagious populous filling the carriage with their pointless breath and inane converstations.

Alt: teleportation
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:11, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Wretched, you fucking spanner.
And 'converstations'? Give up, you imbecile.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)
They puke in their trainers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)
It was a pun on train based travel....

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Yeah yeah

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Chinny fucking reck-on son.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
My phone seems to hav stopped autocorrecting

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Don't worry, I'll do it for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Thanks.
Can you add some encouraging insults at the same time please ?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Sure thing!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Did it ever start?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
So your excuse for shit spelling is that you can't even work your phone properly?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)
no my excuse is that I can't spell for shit
When I'm writing something matters I check over it, I do t bother for this place though.

Also typing on a phone isn't exactly ideal
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)
The trouble with spellcheckers is..
... they won't correct a word if it's correctly spelled. Hence 'retched' - a perfectly correctly spelled word, it's just that you meant 'wretched'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is known as the 'bent spastic paradox'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)
You can read more about it here:
https://m.waterstones.com/BookDetails.aspx?bookId=8663195
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)
The trouble with Naked Ape is...
...he's a bent spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
That is only the beginning

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Get some thinner fingers you chubby prick.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)
But then I'll never satisfy your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Thanks Jeremy Beadle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Watch out beadle's about, beadle's about

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Thanks for that.
Great post. Would read again *******

Paul Ross, News of the World
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)
So you're saying your cock is smaller than your chubby fingers?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:26, Reply)
No way I'm putting my cock in your mum's sulphurous slot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:27, Reply)

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