Give me £2b, I'll give monty £1m, in exchange of me being able to ask three favours throughout our lives that he can not refuse.
This is a better deal than before, because before I was paying £250k/favour. There are rules like I can't ask to take his daughter's hand in maridge without her concent, and I couldn't do anything with Lusty... but pretty much everything else is game.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:45, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

still fishing for that toothless blow job eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)

That would be my second one.
My first one would be something like, nip to the shops for me and get me some fags. He'll think "That's not too bad", my second one would be something horrific like he has to get all his teeth removed and give me a blowjob, then his third one..... well, nobody knows what. Nobody knows when.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)

His crack addiction will help with the tooth issue

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)

This all sounds perfectly reasonable. I'm in.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)

You won't be able to have a good trip again, you'll be so paranoid. You would be like an anti-genie; forced to give wishes. Or something like that.
This actually raises a question, you know how if you take an 'e' and it makes you really happy. And then if you take some 'shrooms it enhances whatever mood you're in. Would it not be best to always take an E about 30 minutes before taking 'shrooms.

Naturally I know fuck all about what I'm talking about, but that's never stopped me before. Free free to swap 'shrooms and Es with other drugs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)

I suggest gin, Barbituates and Ketamin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)

This is precisely what people would do when E's hit the market.
Acid/mushrooms have the potential for a bad time, so the addition of something which pretty much guarantees a good time was welcomed.

Unfortunately for me, by the time E's were widely available I had burnt out on hallucinogens almost entirely and didn't touch them between about 1990 and 2005, so I missed that one.

Luckily the 90s cocaine boom was just around the corner, ready for me when I burnt myself out on E's. Phew, eh readers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Hence the Northern trend
(may have been southern too but I was up North at the time) of the ETG (e, trip, gramme)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)