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I simply leave mine plugged in, solves this problem in a flash

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:41, Reply)
or you know, turn off bluetooth and wifi
and anything else thats on that doesn't need to be

or just get a better phone that doesn't need to keep sending data back to apple every 2 minutes so they know when you're having a shit and which hand you're wiping with
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:44, Reply)
OR fucking kill yourself (not you Quint)

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)
cheers monty, the more we encourage suicide here the more likely its gonna happen eventually

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Here's hoping.

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)
The turning off the apps thing is an illusion.
Apps have 5 running modes, Active, Inactive, Susspended, Background & one more that I can't remember. When they're in (I think, I might be mixed up on some of these)...
- susspended, they aren't running any proccesses, so aren't using any battery life. Only memory, which gets diverted away from the app if it's not in use.
- Inactive: Not used or open or background or anything. Doesn't use anything.
- Active: Open fully and that's whats infront of you.
- Background: Still has push notifications, doesn't matter if its 'open' or not.
- The 5th one: Same as Active, but there is a lock screen infront of it.

It is very clever with it's memory and proccessor allocation. The bar should be reffered to as 'recently used' rather than 'multi-tasking'.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)
What about the 6th secret one
which tells you who the sockpuppets are?
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)
But you're spot on about Wifi and Bluetooth, and you can stop the reporting thing; I turned it off straight away.

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:00, Reply)
this is why i like people who know more than i do

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)
I'll be honest, I accdiently stumbled across a video that explained this yesterday while I was in "OMG NEW TOY" mode, rather than knew it from one of my technical levels.
But as someone who plans to make an app someday, its handy to know. I feel being a smug iPhone developer is like putting on some well loved slippers, in that respect.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
you should make an app which tells you the status of all the other apps
you could call it appapp
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)
There is one for OSX which deletes them called ZapApp or something like that.
I could never hope to create a pun based app better than that.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:12, Reply)
how about app-end, it could do the same as the one you mentioned but sounds posher

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Let's try.
'Pony and App'?
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
brapp-brap
an app for talking like a wigger
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
'Appa Mundi'
/moderately highbrow
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
'App-alachian Mountains'

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)
app-arition
an app that does ghost sounds
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)
very gooOOOoood.

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)
'A-wAPP-bopa lula-awAPP-bam-boom'
This one needs work.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)
wr-app
an app that lets you take a photo of a present you need to wrap,a nd based on the shape of it tell you the best way to wrap it
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Oh man I want this one.

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:18, Reply)
damned useful around christmas and birthdays
i'm not bad at wrapping things but nothing is square anymore
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:25, Reply)
My secret skill is wrapping bottles.
I can make them look great.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:28, Reply)
man you ain't tougher than an axolotl
don't be comin round here cos you ain't got the bottle

that kind of thing?
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:30, Reply)
Precisely.
last year I 'battled' the entire pile of presents under my tree AND WON.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:33, Reply)
'Afternoon nAPP'

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:16, Reply)
j-app
i dunno a smiley face with slitty eyes
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Wait a minute.
My ‘Affirmative APPtion’ is messaging me about this post.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:18, Reply)
off to the birkenapp with you

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:19, Reply)
its a tr-app
an encyclopedia of star wars quotes for every occasion
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:18, Reply)
I'm starting to think Gonz's heart's not really in this.

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:19, Reply)
maybe we should quit y-app-ing

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)
It's s-app-ing my will to live, a little.

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:22, Reply)
s-app would be a good name for an app full of maple syrup recipes

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Oh contree mon cherie.
I promise you, within 3 months, I shall have at least one of these suggestions done.

I hate to say this but my initial thoughts are to do a "brapp-brap", when you shake the phone it does the the finger-clapping thing and says a random sound like "YEAH' BOI'" and "SAFE BLUD".
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)
its a good idea but it could be a bit cr-app

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)
I think I need some App-tamil follow-on milk.

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:26, Reply)
have a b-app with that

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:26, Reply)
Jesting aside
I reckon 'apptitude' might be a goer.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:26, Reply)
what does it do? i bet there's anlready an app called aptitude

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:27, Reply)
It's so good I bet you're right.
Something that helps you find the right app for what you want or some shit?

What do I know? I have a fucking Nokia.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:32, Reply)
GOT IT!!!
'Fwapp' - a porn app.

THIS IS GOLD HERE.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:34, Reply)
No smut in the app store I'm afraid.
They have Over 18 apps, but no proper decent get your willy out smut.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:36, Reply)
Damn. I thought I'd got a great one there.

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)
how about an app that when you unplug the headphones
It plays a little animation of how to wrap them up so they don't get tangled.

It probably wouldn't have an amusing pun on the word 'app'in the name though.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:41, Reply)
'Wr-APP up your cans you Deacon'?

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)
GOT IT!!! Pt.2
One that plays 'I've got the Power' when your phone's fully charged, called 'SN-APP'


God I'm good.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:43, Reply)
‘Affirmative APPtion’ – tells you if something is RACIST.

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Dude, that's your television.

(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)

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