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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening chumpswhat's the best thing about you? Why should you be allowed to stay in the balloon?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:21,
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I'm an amazing didgeridoo player(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:24,
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you, sir, are out of the balloon(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:28,
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I HOPE YOU ALL FLY INTO A PYLON !!!!!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:29,
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and I hope you land on a python(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:32,
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I'm more of an all-rounderBut in the context of ballons, I suspect my ability to keep it flying would make me worth keeping, at least compared to those who have answered so far.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:29,
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in that you can produce the hot airto keep it going?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:32,
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He used one in his circumnavigation of the globe in just 80 days!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:38,
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80 days! I don't believe it!I'll wager it would take upwards of half a year, even with today's marverlous inventions
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:46,
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where did this come from?not tha I object but is it as simple as moustache = philias fogg?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:57,
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I believe this is the extent of Monty's wit, yes(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:06,
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fuk me thats tenuousoh well, works for me
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 May 2012, 19:13,
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Well you have waxed tips no?Which is pretty vintage, anyway tenousness has nothing to do with it, he call's me a bent spastic for god's sake!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:16,
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Having met CQ more than once I am able to confirm he has a fine moustache. You, however, I have not met, but can confirm you appear to be a bit of a cock. HTH. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:18,
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No, actually. I have yet to find a wax to my tastes.and you are in marketing, bent spastic is a step up
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 May 2012, 19:19,
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more my technical abilitiesbut hot air i can do from both ends
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 May 2012, 18:55,
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Given my penchant for threatening violence I can keep all other passengers in order by threatening them if they mis-behave(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:49,
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someone could just put you in their pocket to shut you up, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:50,
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I am tall, so could reach up to fix the burners if necessaryI am also good at making tough decisions so could help you push out whoever we decide must leave
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:11,
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I wish I'd thought of thisare you on his team then? WHen It All Goes DOwn?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 May 2012, 19:26,
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I weigh less than the othersSurely if we are going to keep this balloon airborne, we need to eject the heavier passengers?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:36,
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Plus we don't want fat people in this new found world we're off to. (, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:39, Reply)
Sorry CavyI realise it's your balloon, but Baz and I have been talking and I'm afraid you're out.
I'm sure Rory will keep you entertained with his didgerido.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:44,
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:(but the new world will need larpers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:49,
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You can come on my Aircraft carrier if you like.Leave the students and the hippies on the balloon
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 May 2012, 19:51,
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She has a point Tangled, we will need people to bully and make ourselves feel superior. (, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:53, Reply)
Oh man, just now I was like "Remind me in 17 minutes to take the pizza out oven" and KAPLOWIE, 17 minutes later, it reminded me to take the pizza out the oven. And I have perfect pizza tonight !And I was like "Remind me at 9:30 to all mum at home" and KAPLOWIE, it asked me if [ma's name] was my mum, I said yes, it then asked me if I would like to call her at home or mobile, and I said home, and KAPLOWIE, it'll do the job.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:40,
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I donno how to take photos with instantgram though.I'm learning how to speak normally but clearly to it. At first I was making sure there were pauses'n'stuff, but it's like I've learnt I just gotta speak normally.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:43,
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I don't like Siri.Mostly because he doesn't like me :( tinyurl.com/ccnzrjn
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It's still pretty pants.Only O2 are more expensive. Paid my bill yesterday, sixty quid. Robbed.
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Yeah, been on o2 forever, best data allowance, last I checkedI get a fairly good deal, due to longevity.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:33,
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I want to be on O2.But I'm beyond impatient and didn't want to wait two weeks for them to get the new iPhone in so went with Vodafone cos I was already with them and it was a piece of piss to sort out.
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i'm on sim-only contractso I buy my own phones, I'm too picky for anything else.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:44,
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I'll be moving back to O2 come my next contract. Only thing that gets me about them is that their shortest contract is 18 months for a decent phone, and I like my gadgets. Although I reckon I could buy the contract out at around 12 months given the fact you can upgrade two months early... so that'll get me the latest stuff regular enough. Or I might just go PAYG and buy the phone outright.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:25,
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Haha, I did the same.. Story of my life this. imgur.com/0a6Ji
imgur.com/nUVuL
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:26,
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Alright Jeff?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:00,
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Good mate.Just making my home from work. How is gainful treating you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:10,
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Not bad.Contract extended by another month last week, and have the opportunity to apply for a higher position as they've waived the ' you have to be there for five months before you can apply for other posts' rule. Plus, all indications are that things could well become permanent as that seems to be the way they roll.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:23,
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Not that I'm counting my chickens, mind...(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:28,
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Sounds likeGood news. How is your lovely Doris?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:44,
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In the fucking kitchen where she belongs.*1970's lols*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:47,
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Oi! Get the chips on bitch.They LOVE it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:49,
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"I'm just putting the dinner on" quipped my wife, as she poured a pan of chips over head.Oh, how we laughed on the way to the burns unit.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:50,
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And with that I'm going to have to go and get some baccy.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:52,
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It's no good, I think he's stuck in a tunnel, CQ.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:36,
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Sorry. I needed a piss.So I've popped in to the pub. Well, it was close to the bus stop.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:43,
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I'd have probably done the same, tbh.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:43,
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It's bad formTo use the facilities without stopping for a swift one.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:46,
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I have to agree.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:47,
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seems so.are you liking the work dav?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:43,
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It's not the most taxing job I've ever hadbut it's busy, so no time to get bored. Plus, my workload's still a bit limited variety-wise as I'm still being shown the ropes; eventually there should be a fair mix of work to do so it'll stop the repetition to a degree.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:46,
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Sounds OKGlad it's working out for you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 May 2012, 21:03,
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*unzips*behold the glory and feel awed.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:40,
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*gets magnifying glass*Aaaaawwwwwwwww.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:41,
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:42,
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+ a very small and slightly broken hubble.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:47,
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Forum banter, etc.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:52,
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:11,
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Stick a penny in its throat and throw it out the window.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:26,
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I'm awesome, innit.I add a touch of style and glamour to any situation.
And everybody loves me.
And if you don't let me stay, I'll cry.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:42,
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Are they no alternatives? Balloons are shit.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:03,
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LEVEL UP!cut guinea pigs' claws, didn't get scratched. win
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:14,
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Not sure I could if I wanted toat least this way they know who's in charge
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:18,
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chop their fucking paws off and they'll sure know who the boss is.(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:27,
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oh man, I thought you were originalbut you totally googled for that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:29,
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nope, not many ways to ascci a guinea pig tho :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:30,
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:34,
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really?www.retrojunkie.com/asciiart/animals/guineapg.htm
I only say because I used it in a work email the other day
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:37,
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ohh I likes this site!not seen this one before.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:40,
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evening comrade, alright?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:37,
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What happened?Did the balloon go down?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:52,
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nothing ever goes down round here(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:55,
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all that pandering...... for nothing :'((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:57,
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I'm a great chef, good with PCs, and I'm mainly quite a nice guy(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 May 2012, 21:55,
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evening allI had to return to Birmingham as I forgot to leave money in my old flat for the cleaner to do the final clean. Managed to miss the earlier train so had more beer and caught the next one.I have phone videos and beer to keep me entertained, fortunately.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 May 2012, 22:27,
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I OWN the fucking balloon.Balloons are my REMIT.
*Pushes you out*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 9 May 2012, 22:48,
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i am an expert at landing balloons(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:01,
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