Don't worry.
I'll jump.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:58, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright Jeff?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Good mate.
Just making my home from work. How is gainful treating you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:10, Reply)

Not bad.
Contract extended by another month last week, and have the opportunity to apply for a higher position as they've waived the ' you have to be there for five months before you can apply for other posts' rule. Plus, all indications are that things could well become permanent as that seems to be the way they roll.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Not that I'm counting my chickens, mind...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Sounds like
Good news. How is your lovely Doris?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:44, Reply)

In the fucking kitchen where she belongs.
*1970's lols*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Oi! Get the chips on bitch.
They LOVE it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:49, Reply)

"I'm just putting the dinner on" quipped my wife, as she poured a pan of chips over head.
Oh, how we laughed on the way to the burns unit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)

And with that I'm going to have to go and get some baccy.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:52, Reply)

hey Jeff, how goes?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:21, Reply)

It's no good, I think he's stuck in a tunnel, CQ.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Sorry. I needed a piss.
So I've popped in to the pub. Well, it was close to the bus stop.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:43, Reply)

I'd have probably done the same, tbh.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:43, Reply)

It's bad form
To use the facilities without stopping for a swift one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)

I have to agree.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:47, Reply)

seems so.
are you liking the work dav?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:43, Reply)

It's not the most taxing job I've ever had
but it's busy, so no time to get bored. Plus, my workload's still a bit limited variety-wise as I'm still being shown the ropes; eventually there should be a fair mix of work to do so it'll stop the repetition to a degree.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 9 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Sounds OK
Glad it's working out for you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 9 May 2012, 21:03, Reply)