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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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She told me she's very close to arresting a disabled predatory homosexual rapist in the West London area.
I gave her a couple of Ape-shaped pointers, shall we say.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:30, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
hahaha

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:33, Reply)
Ah, there you are!
Hello Jeffrey old boy.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:35, Reply)
Alright Boss.
Been reading your tale of woe regarding the situation with the ex. To raise cash for a legal challenge have you considered asking Blue Peter to stage an appeal?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:38, Reply)
Have you not already had your invitation to the b3ta bring and buy sale?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:40, Reply)
I have already fashioned a makeshift 'totaliser'
but due to those Tetra-pak cunts I currently only have two bottle tops.

I'm hoping for a 'big surge' following my heartfelt appeal at the Cub-scout Jamboree this weekend. Surely the Cubs won't let me down.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:40, Reply)
I bet they don't let you down, I bet they get you "right up"

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Your last "big surge" at the Cub Scouts got you into more trouble

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:02, Reply)
Does Blue Peter even still exist?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)
Not since they fixed the heating in his cell.

I'M PRETENDING I THINK YOU MEAN PETER SUTCLIFFE!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:45, Reply)
LOL!!!!!!!!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:51, Reply)
No worries there me and your sister are "tight"
she loves it when I use her truncheon on her; sometimes though it still stinks of your mum and her "girlfriend"
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:34, Reply)
I think you mean 'partner'.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:36, Reply)
I mean "clam jouster"

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:40, Reply)
Shit!
*climbs out of wheelchair*
*runs*
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:40, Reply)

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