As much as I really, really hate to admit this...
I agree with NakedApe. *weeps in shame*

The only bad experience I've had with a police officer was the one who didn't believe I'd had my card stolen from me (yes, I know, idiot, etc, blah blah blah). Even when I mentioned there was CCTV nearby, he was still trying to accuse me of fiddling the system, until I pointed out that unless he saw me on the picture, then it was theft, as I hadn't given anyone permission to take the money from me.

However, as soon as he saw the picture, his tone changed entirely, and he was rather apologetic for being so accusatory, and was superb after that, taking more than a little glee when he arrested him.

Aside from that, I've found them all to be pleasant individuals when I've met them.

Alt: Police, I actually wanted to join them for quite a long time.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

too fat eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:40, Reply)

To join the police?
Tbh, even if it wasn't for my fucked up foot, I have no idea how badly I'd do in the fitness test - i.e. whether I'd simply fail, or fail spectacularly.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:42, Reply)

You have a club foot!
fucking hell
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Nope, after I broke it, it now has a tendency to go wrong from time to time.
Lots of pain, can't walk properly for a couple of days.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Did you get it cuaght in a loom?
Those wool mills are death traps
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:45, Reply)

No, was running for the bus, stamped on a broken paving stone, broke my 5th metatarsal

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Following the op
His truncheon isn't big enough.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Yes, but it looks bigger!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Were you waiting for Sting to leave?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:41, Reply)

No, although that whiney cunt should take a running jump off Beachy Head, the prick.
And fucking take Roxanne with him.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)

But his lute music is unmissable.
missable listenable
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)

I think we all are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:44, Reply)

do people exclaim 'don't stand so close to me' when AA is around

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:44, Reply)

No, that's only to you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:51, Reply)

that exclaims'don't stand so close to me' when you're around

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:55, Reply)

That doesn't make any sense

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Your face doesn't make any sense

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:02, Reply)

YM doesn't make any sense

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Only cause her mouth is full of cock
no, wait...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:08, Reply)