Oh man, Al is going to tear you a new internet arsehole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:11, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Nah, he's gone soft.
And I'm onna bus so fuck long-winded arguements.

Fuck you Kroney.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 May 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Now listen.
I know you employed a Frenchman and married your Indian princess and all, but lip servicing (in a literal sense in the latter case) ethnic minorities doesn't make you a better person than anybody else, you know.
( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)

I've got no clue what you mean here.
Oh, right, more fogh-stuff, very good. Also I think you'll find it makes me a far suprior fellow to you old boy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

very, very good indeed
10/10
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Meh, I don't care. For one thing they aren't my words
for another thing there's no way a man on the internet can make me think one of my best friends that experiences this stuff every day for a living is wrong.

I have my own opinions on why he thinks what he does.
( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Because he and many of his colleagues are cunts?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Yep.
Coppers don't start out as cunts, though. The job turns them that way. I can accept that black people are involved in the majority of crime. What I don't accept is that they do so because they're fundamentally more inclined toward criminality. I'm sure that if the majority of wealth was controlled by black people and white people lived statistically closer to the poverty line, that white people would cause most of the crime.

This doesn't mean what he said is necessarily untrue, in a technical sense.
( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Fairly and reasonably put.
You need to redress the balance now by calling someone a cunt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)

cuntcuntcuntcuntcunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Ah, the manchester united five-a-side team

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)

A football joke?
From you?

I'm shocked
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)

So was I
I almost changed it to "takethat's rejected first band name"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Actually better
Morning Ape

How are "tricks"?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)

You work in IT for any length of time, you experience a lot of idiots.
Human nature being what it is, you'll start assuming the other person is an idiot through bitter experience however good your initial intentions were.

You work in the police force, you are going to make similar assumptions about the demographic you encounter on a daily basis. It might not be right, it might not be fair, but it is human nature.
( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

To be fair, most people IT deal with are wankers though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)

That is his point
Based on this experience, gradually he has started to believe that all people must be wankers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Precisely
therefore, if most of the criminals you encounter are black, then you will start to believe most black people are criminals.
( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Intelligence is not a prerequisite for joining the police force.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)

You see?
I'm starting to think all coppers are thick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)

In their defence, most of the people I have to speak to are not IT literate
They know houswing and finance type stuff

In IT eyes, they are fools though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)

But, and I say this with all humility, the other person usually is an idiot.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)

This^
Another high priority issue at one of our sites yesterday

Site : NOBODY CAN PRINT!
Me : What does it say on the printer?
Site : Load A4
Me : .....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Didn't you know what to tell them?
Christ mate even I know what that means.

They needed to load some paper.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I'd like to say this has only happened once
but I cannot
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)

BUT WHAT SORT OF PAPER???
Look, just send someone down here NOW!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)

This was a site in London
Can you do it?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Most social issues these days are driven by economic factors rather than racial ones

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)

It's all about the money, money, money

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Such as governments pillaging pensions.
And pushing more people into poverty.
And widening the gap between the richest and the poorest.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Or, poor people not taking advantage of the support that they are given
the world class eductaion on offer and the stable conutry that they live in to pick themselves up do saomething with their lives and stop being fucking victims
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

This doesn't get me a flat screen TV though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Humans start off as being unpleasant, selfish and aggressively greedy.
Good education and parenting trains us out of it. If you don't get one or both of these things, you'll remain unpleasant, selfish and greedy.

Poverty increases the likelihood of missing out on one of these things. So has it always been, so shall it always be. Race is irrelevant.
( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Sounds suspiciously like the Christian concept of original sin
Which is utter bollocks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)

It is just being a kid, isn't it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:35, Reply)

It's not even that.
Children are not born good or evil. They are an empty book waiting to be filled. Their lives and experiences will determine whether it is a good book or not.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)

You gay cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)

They are an empty hole waiting to be filled.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Hahaha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

You think I'm happy like this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/fuck-that,-say-new-men-200809231272
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Kids are selfish as a rule and greedy
It is human nature. Good parenting stops this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Violence upon their person stops this.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Good parenting
Like I said. Don't make me say it twice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

This is going to hurt you more than it's going to hurt me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Use more lube

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:54, Reply)