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i can't believe rory lyon got bannedhe's one of the best things about this place if not the whole internet in the world
if you could get banned why would you get banned and if you could ban someone else who and why?
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I can sort of understand why Rory did just get banned there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:46,
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Against my adviceHe mentioned someone's ex wife kicking him out for being an alcoholic paedophile.
Repeatedly.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:48,
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My advice is clear on this matterIt should not be mentioned.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:54,
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That's totally bogus. I'd like to be banned so I didn't come and look on here everyday.
I'd ban the mods, total anarchy!!!1!
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I would get banned for being an alcoholic paedophile.I'd ban everyone else for the same reason.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:53,
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Montay! Nice lunch? What did you have?
I had a Whopper with cheese and it was filthalicious.
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I had a go on your mum's kippery gash.It was well hairy and stank like a dead tramp. I loved it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:55,
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Spicy homemade burger,cous cous and loads of veg. Quite healthy really.
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No one asked you, you alcoholic paedo scum.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:57,
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I'd prefer if you didn't mention that(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:59,
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Unmentionable allegationsRegarding alcoholic paedophiles and/or responses of their spouses ex or otherwise. Clear?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:02,
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who?are these allegations of alcoholic paedophiles and/or responses of their spouses ex or otherwise about scaryduck?
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do you actually believe all this? rory's probably on lunch or something(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)
oh wait he genuinely did edit one of my posts back therewell done scaryduck, fair play and all
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i think it's all a set upthere are no mods. You only need to make people believe they are watched to control them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:08,
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That's what they want you to believe(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:09,
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I'd rather not mention it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:04,
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I had jumbo sausage and chips from the chippy, I am like a builder or some shit.(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Like a man. Only gayer. That IS a proper lunch though. You'll have a proper MANSHIT after that lot.
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You are missing out on the essence of what it is to be male. *gets newspaper and goes to disabled toilets*
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*discovers Nakers in there being bent*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:01,
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AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHahahahahahahahahaahAHAHAHAAHAHAH!Oh dear, poor little Rory.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 May 2012, 14:03,
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oh comrade, have some compassionwould he not have cared for and given sympathy if it were any one of us?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:04,
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He would if he was pissed up and we were kids.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:07,
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a horse wouldn'tthey can't vomit you see, like seagulls
seaguls can't vomit either
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Even if they are pissed and there are little chicklets about?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:09,
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nope, they just don't do itsame as rabbits, rabbits don't vomit either
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What about kids with a mouthful of cock?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:10,
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Too lateHe's too pissed to give a coherent response.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:12,
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I'm gonna duck out of answering, it's all a bit scary.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:13,
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Nope.Niot that I bear him any particular ill-will but if you're going to make being unpleasant to people your hallmark, it's only fair if it occasionally bites you in the arse. live by the ssord and all that.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 May 2012, 14:11,
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maybe notbut I shall enjoy the fantasy while it lasts.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 May 2012, 14:14,
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Or black peopleyou never see them vomiting. Like baby pigeons.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:38,
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I get the feeling you are not entirely heterosexual.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:08,
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Not since I got banned from Paris.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:12,
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Yes. Because I'm an alcoholic nonce.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:20,
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Is that why your ex-wife kicked you out?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:22,
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Something about alkie noncing.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:10,
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Some guy called Mod Edit I think.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:12,
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Monty. Special Brew or a Wendy House if you were thinking of buying him a gift.
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he posted a picture of a photo of you he'd had a strangewank over(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:10,
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there were chunks in it(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:10,
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zebras and donkeys too, basically the whole equid familythey can't vomit
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It can't be mentioned.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:10,
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The second half of that little rhyme needs more work.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:15,
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i think hippos can vomit actually, just ask swipe after a few too many lambrinis(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Yeah, Swipe is deffo a Lambrini Girl(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 May 2012, 14:19,
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no, everyone else was thick and ugly.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 May 2012, 14:22,
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That I would not know, but it doesn't surprise me.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 10 May 2012, 14:24,
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It's surprising what's considered bannable here,considering the amount of general abuse and casual LOLracism. What's the line to cross?
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Just as long as you don't mention:[Mod Edit]
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:19,
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It also seems to be perfectly okay to mention alcoholic paedophiles being kicked out by their wivesas long as you don't mention any type of alarming waterfowl.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:53,
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Oh skills on the namechange. $k1llZ.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:34,
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Hahahaha I just got a text asking'is [mod edit] a paedo?'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:23,
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Yes.He's unstoppable, the dirty Foggnonce.
He developed a range of savoury snacks to use as grooming bait, because parents were getting hip to the old 'sweets and puppies' schtick.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:24,
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What will the Fraggles do about all this?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:28,
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They're his nonce-accomplices.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:30,
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But they make lovely sugar scaffolding?!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:30,
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I see...and the dog is to see puppies right?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:33,
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i heard he takes the bottom out of a can of pringles, inserts his penisand makes the kids play with his cock til they jsut can't stop
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Until he 'pops'. That's right.EDIT last time he got caught, he got 80 DAYS in the slammer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:27,
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That's as he loves a bit of push-me-pull-you action(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:30,
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Did you not watch the cartoon?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:35,
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Are you a sockpuppet for [MOD EDIT]?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:28,
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Just because you've got brackets on doesn't mean you don't fuck kids(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:40,
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Meh.I'd don't think I'd ban anyone just on the strength of them being them. However, if they were repeatedly twattish to one person in particlar I'd have no hesitation stepping them.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:36,
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fucking hell, OT is tamer than mumsnet.what the fuck did he get banned for?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:41,
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and? what he does in his own time etc....(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:43,
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He wiped it on offtopic once he was done(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:45,
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I kept the spunky tissue*covets*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:54,
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oh man, I didn't even know he was pregnant.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:45,
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Hence the banningHe was the suckler not the sucklee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:47,
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shouldn't swipey also get banned then?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:50,
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what's that a euphamism for?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:45,
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I don't think you should be using their real names on here(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:46,
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yeah, they've been really pally lately, keep sneaking off together and all thathe's pretty cool, but married and old with like 400 kids
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what are their user names?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:52,
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truth fairy promotion here we come(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:54,
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zacktly, she's proper real shit at her job, i do half her work, tracey does another third of itwtf is she doing all day? twitter, fb, game etc
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Start a sexual harrassment claim against her.Say she touched you on the mancunt.
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I didn't want to mention it,but I heard she was an alcoholic paedophile.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:07,
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she said your helicopter was shit, that's bullying!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:11,
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or put her in a sack. and beat her to death with your cock.
fuck, I'm not done a good snuffsack for ages.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:05,
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I can't be bothered to read through and work this outSo can someone just gaz me the juicy gossip. k thx bye!
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Peej, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:15,
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You have been exposed as an alcoholic paedophile(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:16,
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Ok, but read it quick as there are mods crawling all over off topic at the moment[Mod Edit]
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:19,
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BUT I HAVE NO NOSE!!!!1111!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:25,
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SOMEONE FUCKING GAZ ME OR I'LL MENTION RED DWARF TO MONTY AGAIN!(
Peej, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:29,
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*sends tit gaz*NICE FEATHERS
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:30,
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Polly wanna fisting?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:25,
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