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i can't believe rory lyon got banned
he's one of the best things about this place if not the whole internet in the world

if you could get banned why would you get banned and if you could ban someone else who and why?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I wouldn't ban anyone, I'd make the perfect mod.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:45, Reply)
I can sort of understand why Rory did just get banned there

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
I didn't see it, did he say something mean?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)
yeah i wouldn't be surprised if we never see him again

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Very

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Gaz me up sportscow I like a bit of gossip.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Against my advice
He mentioned someone's ex wife kicking him out for being an alcoholic paedophile.
Repeatedly.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)
You is well wise.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)
innit

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Was he being truthful,
or fibbing though?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:51, Reply)
We'll never know, the power of censorship.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
its not his fault scaryduck is an alcoholic paedophile

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:51, Reply)
I'm not saying he is.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:51, Reply)
I endorse this statement

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
I also am NOT saying that he IS.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:53, Reply)
tangles did, its like he's an alcoholic paedo abuse enabler

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:52, Reply)
My advice is clear on this matter
It should not be mentioned.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)
what shouldn't be mentioned?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)
*Looks in the air and whistles*

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:55, Reply)
[Mod Edit]

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)
[MOD EDIT]

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)
i agree, you seem fair and wise
like Zeus
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)
That's totally bogus.
I'd like to be banned so I didn't come and look on here everyday.

I'd ban the mods, total anarchy!!!1!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)
I would get banned for being an alcoholic paedophile.
I'd ban everyone else for the same reason.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Montay!
Nice lunch? What did you have?

I had a Whopper with cheese and it was filthalicious.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I had a go on your mum's kippery gash.
It was well hairy and stank like a dead tramp. I loved it.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Everybody says that.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Spicy homemade burger,
cous cous and loads of veg. Quite healthy really.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:56, Reply)
No one asked you, you alcoholic paedo scum.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
I'd prefer if you didn't mention that

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Mention what?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Drink fuelled sodomy.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
wait, are the people scaryduck sodomises underage or not?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Unmentionable allegations
Regarding alcoholic paedophiles and/or responses of their spouses ex or otherwise. Clear?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)
As a bellend

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)
who?
are these allegations of alcoholic paedophiles and/or responses of their spouses ex or otherwise about scaryduck?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)
He modedited your post in the last thread.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)
do you actually believe all this? rory's probably on lunch or something

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)
I believe everything that is said on here.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
oh wait he genuinely did edit one of my posts back there
well done scaryduck, fair play and all
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
i think it's all a set up
there are no mods. You only need to make people believe they are watched to control them
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)
That's what they want you to believe

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I'd rather not mention it.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Very disappointing
Needs MOAR fat.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
And less boozy noncing.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)
I had jumbo sausage and chips from the chippy, I am like a builder or some shit.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Nor you, home-brew nonce.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Like a man.
Only gayer. That IS a proper lunch though. You'll have a proper MANSHIT after that lot.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I don't do man shits I puke up pellets like an owl

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)
horses can't vomit

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 13:59, Reply)
You are missing out on the essence of what it is to be male.
*gets newspaper and goes to disabled toilets*
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)
*discovers Nakers in there being bent*

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:01, Reply)
*reports Nakers to matron*
*goes to cripbog on 3rd floor*
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Cripbog!
First LOL non alky-kid-diddling larf of the day.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHahahahahahahahahaahAHAHAHAAHAHAH!
Oh dear, poor little Rory.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)
oh comrade, have some compassion
would he not have cared for and given sympathy if it were any one of us?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)
He said Rory

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
He would if he was pissed up and we were kids.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)
a horse wouldn't
they can't vomit you see, like seagulls

seaguls can't vomit either
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Even if they are pissed and there are little chicklets about?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
nope, they just don't do it
same as rabbits, rabbits don't vomit either
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)
What about kids with a mouthful of cock?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)
i know who we should ask

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Too late
He's too pissed to give a coherent response.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I'm gonna duck out of answering, it's all a bit scary.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)
DUCK!
the mods are coming!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Nope.
Niot that I bear him any particular ill-will but if you're going to make being unpleasant to people your hallmark, it's only fair if it occasionally bites you in the arse. live by the ssord and all that.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
i'm sure he didn't really get banned

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)
maybe not
but I shall enjoy the fantasy while it lasts.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)
did you know guinea pigs don't vomit?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Or black people
you never see them vomiting. Like baby pigeons.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I get the feeling you are not entirely sympathetic

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I'm sure he's already back as an alt, the little scamp.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)
I get the feeling you are not entirely heterosexual.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:08, Reply)
I'm all man, me.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I get the feeling you are not entirely metrosexual.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Not since I got banned from Paris.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Ms Hilton finally took out a restraining order?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Yes. Because I'm an alcoholic nonce.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Is that why your ex-wife kicked you out?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)

I like Rory, he is entertaining. What happened?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
rats can't vomit either

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Something about alkie noncing.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Who is an alkie nonce?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Some guy called Mod Edit I think.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
ar man cool anme, but alrady taken :(

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Oh bugger.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Monty.
Special Brew or a Wendy House if you were thinking of buying him a gift.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
hahahahahah 10/10

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
he posted a picture of a photo of you he'd had a strangewank over

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)
there were chunks in it

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)
And splash marks.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
japanese quail
they can't vomit
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
A strange wank as opposed to...?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)
zebras and donkeys too, basically the whole equid family
they can't vomit
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)
I saw a Timor Pony
chuk up once.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)
What a b-east

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
fucking liar

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)
It can't be mentioned.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)
[MOD EDIT]

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:13, Reply)
The second half of that little rhyme needs more work.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)
scans, though

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:15, Reply)
rhymin's for gayers and hippies.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
i think hippos can vomit actually, just ask swipe after a few too many lambrinis

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Yeah, Swipe is deffo a Lambrini Girl

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
any other supercar just isn't the same

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)
no, everyone else was thick and ugly.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
i don't get this

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
That I would not know, but it doesn't surprise me.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
you're trying to bemuse me, and its working

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
It's surprising what's considered bannable here,
considering the amount of general abuse and casual LOLracism. What's the line to cross?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)
The MOD Line

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Just as long as you don't mention:
[Mod Edit]

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Fuck off nig-nog.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)
It also seems to be perfectly okay to mention alcoholic paedophiles being kicked out by their wives
as long as you don't mention any type of alarming waterfowl.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
what kind of dog can't vomit?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)
How does he smell?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
a DEAD one!
hahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahhaha!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Oh skills on the namechange. $k1llZ.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Hahahaha I just got a text asking
'is [mod edit] a paedo?'
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
is it quixote looking for more nonce contacts?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Yes.
He's unstoppable, the dirty Foggnonce.

He developed a range of savoury snacks to use as grooming bait, because parents were getting hip to the old 'sweets and puppies' schtick.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)
That's it! I'm gazzing Dozer

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)
What will the Fraggles do about all this?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
They're his nonce-accomplices.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
But they make lovely sugar scaffolding?!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Bait

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:31, Reply)
I see
...and the dog is to see puppies right?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)
[Mod Edit]

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)
i heard he takes the bottom out of a can of pringles, inserts his penis
and makes the kids play with his cock til they jsut can't stop
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Until he 'pops'. That's right.
EDIT last time he got caught, he got 80 DAYS in the slammer.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
That's as he loves a bit of push-me-pull-you action

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
Errr, that's Dr Doolittle.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Did you not watch the cartoon?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:35, Reply)
No.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Frazzles and vodka seem to work well.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Are you a sockpuppet for [MOD EDIT]?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Yes he is, but Im not.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Just because you've got brackets on doesn't mean you don't fuck kids

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Meh.
I'd don't think I'd ban anyone just on the strength of them being them. However, if they were repeatedly twattish to one person in particlar I'd have no hesitation stepping them.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
fucking hell, OT is tamer than mumsnet.
what the fuck did he get banned for?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Bumming goats

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:42, Reply)
and? what he does in his own time etc....

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
He wiped it on offtopic once he was done

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
and I missed it? damn.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I kept the spunky tissue
*covets*
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Something about breast feeding in public

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)
oh man, I didn't even know he was pregnant.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Hence the banning
He was the suckler not the sucklee
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
shouldn't swipey also get banned then?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)
i just saw your hedgehog
i liked it
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)
thx hun
xxxxx
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:01, Reply)
IT WAS A EUPHEMISM

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
LOL!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Going to Dunstable

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
what's that a euphamism for?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)
checking in at a posh hotel and having crazy japes

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:48, Reply)
oh wait that was dunston

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)
i think louise and kevin are having an affair :O!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I don't think you should be using their real names on here

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)
its ok i'm not using surnames *cough* *taylor* *cough* *Orr*

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Or who?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Or what?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)
>:(

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Is that the truth fairy?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:48, Reply)
yeah, they've been really pally lately, keep sneaking off together and all that
he's pretty cool, but married and old with like 400 kids
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:49, Reply)
She probably has to take what she can get to be honest Moddy.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)
but she's got a boyfriend but you're probably right there

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)
what are their user names?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)
kev's not a b3tan, he's a managing director

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)
truth fairy promotion here we come

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)
zacktly, she's proper real shit at her job, i do half her work, tracey does another third of it
wtf is she doing all day? twitter, fb, game etc
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Being shit on offtopic like her collegues?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)
i'm not a colleague, i'm a boss :(((((((

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Then fucking sack her

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:04, Reply)
i'm not HER boss
plus joe and kev would kill me, they love her
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Start a sexual harrassment claim against her.
Say she touched you on the mancunt.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:06, Reply)
genuine officelols

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:07, Reply)
I didn't want to mention it,
but I heard she was an alcoholic paedophile.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:07, Reply)
here that would earn her a promotion

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)
i could never tell a lie

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:09, Reply)
she said your helicopter was shit, that's bullying!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:11, Reply)
fuck dat bitch
hoe gonna get her p45 on it
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:33, Reply)
or put her in a sack.
and beat her to death with your cock.

fuck, I'm not done a good snuffsack for ages.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)
10/1 on the cock

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:07, Reply)
I can't be bothered to read through and work this out
So can someone just gaz me the juicy gossip. k thx bye!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)
You have been exposed as an alcoholic paedophile

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Everyone knows that
I want the real gossip
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Ok, but read it quick as there are mods crawling all over off topic at the moment
[Mod Edit]
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:19, Reply)
You smell

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:24, Reply)
BUT I HAVE NO NOSE!!!!1111!!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)
WITH A KNIFE!!1!!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:27, Reply)
SOMEONE FUCKING GAZ ME OR I'LL MENTION RED DWARF TO MONTY AGAIN!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)
*sends tit gaz*
NICE FEATHERS

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)
[Mod Edit]!!!!11!!!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)
*rapidly looks around room*
Frank?
squawk
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Polly wanna fisting?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)

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