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Bored of that little bit of Drama there.I've been reading the news just now. Shocking I know.
Anyway, if you were greek wouldn't you be fucking embarrassed that professional people can't even decide to form a government. Obviously coalitions aren't great but they're better than no government pull your finger out greece!
So do you, the informed public think Greece will leave the Euro or are you all too busy getting banned and typing rude words at each other?
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Katy Perry's less well liked husband.....(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:42,
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I think they will end up leaving, which will make the Euro go titsand Greece will end up being bought by Apple and renamed iGreek
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:41,
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Apple can give ~£5,500 per person in Greece with their cash reserves.That's still less than the Eurozone bail out about (40% less)
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HSBC have £158bn on account with various Central Banks at the moment. That'd keep Greece going for 16 years.
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That is really rather a lot of cash(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:57,
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The scale of the problem is ridiculous.They're 354 billion euros in debt, and even if that disappeared tomorrow at the current rate of spending they'll be back massive debt by the end of the year.
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We were just talking about this in the officeWhat a waste of fucking time, effort and cash. We have matches in England, you know Greece
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:43,
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They use a mirror, like lighters are too good for them or something.(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)
If I were them I'd charge us £1trn for the Olympic flame.
Where are IOC headquarters?
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He got lashed and started sex trafficking young girls through Rochdaleand making them eat takeaway.
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Lucky he did. I am going away next week and this has helped immensely.
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They need to destabilise Menorca soon(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:53,
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In other news; I have been out to buy expensive clothes. (
Battered I can see! I have legs!, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:53,
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Harrods actually. Followed by oysters for lunch. Smug post is smug.
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Battered I can see! I have legs!, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:54,
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You're right, they are expensivewww.harrods.com/children/trousers-for-boys
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:57,
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Bought some lovely stuff in the food hall too. (
Battered I can see! I have legs!, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:59,
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Escargot, selection of cheeses, veal & wild salmon. (
Battered I can see! I have legs!, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:03,
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NiceOnly had escargot once in Calais
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:04,
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Nice. I got some Iberico ham out of there last year and it was great.
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I've only been to Harrods onceand I was only in there for about 30 minutes as they were closing. Most of that I spent longingly looking around the bit with all the grand pianos.
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+short milk+short ham
etc..zzzzzz
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:25,
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I've never been to Harrods:-(
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:00,
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That's cuz it was shut on the Sunday I triedAwwwwww
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:02,
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I've been to Harrods.but I've never been to me.
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:05,
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I've never been to Scunthorpe.Apparently it's a fairly common thing.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07,
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Putting the Lee into Cleethorpes**This only really works if your name is Lee
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:16,
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LOL'I divvent smerk man pet'
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 16:27,
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I have.Some of my cousins were raised there.
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:08,
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This makes me do a sad but I'm not sure why(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07,
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Harrods is shit.The food hall is great but in general it's rather run-down and a little tawdry, and filled with Arabs buying solid gold Gucci handbags and other vulgar fripperies.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 16:20,
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It's a fripping riberty.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 16:23,
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Jamiroquai's happy follow up single?(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:27,
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And Chinese blokes spending money on £20k watches and paying in cash. Seen that happen there before when I collected my watch from being serviced. (
Battered I can see! I have legs!, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:23,
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I saw a bloke in Mappin and Webb buy a £14k diamond ring in cash. His wad was so thick you could beat whales to death with it. /dwarf.
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You would think that if you were spending that much you'd at least go to a decent jewellers. (
Battered I can see! I have legs!, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:27,
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It's in the City innit. Don't want to be travelling all over London. Not when there are normal people in the street who didn't cause the financial crisis to fuck over.
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Hurrah, thanks for saving our economy and keeping children in poor countries busy.(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
*zorbas*(
mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:54,
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I think Stavros should buy Greeceand call it Easycountry.
Then Michael Whatsisname can buy Turkey and call it Ryancountry.
Then see how Cyprus gets on.
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07,
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Then Damon Albarn can buy it and call it Averybighouseinthecountry.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:08,
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Billy Ray and Miley can club together"Don't break my bank, my achey, breaky bank"
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:08,
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"I just don't think it'd be able to take the negative equity"(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:13,
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An improvement on the original I think(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:14,
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This subthread could do with some improvement.(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:15,
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Most sub-threads share this issue(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:16,
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*shoots up the shops and buys a pint of milk*(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 16:18,
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He bought milk?Why am I not aware of this?
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:19,
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He never actually made the purchase due to the 'shooting up the shops' bit.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 16:24,
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This is what skimmed milk does to a man(
sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:25,
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Gettingitabitwrongsothejokedoesn'tquiteworklols.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 16:20,
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O'Leary, I think.I knew Michael ryan wasn't right, but I just couldn't remember his name.
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:30,
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But he always seemed so nice and quiet.Kept himself to himself. Didn't bother the neighbours. Always put the bins out on the right day.
I don't know, you shoot up ONE town centre, and suddenly you're some kind of 'weirdo'.
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b3th None of the mod power, all the calories, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:33,
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I hope Greece will leave the Euroas I would love to go back there and not pay fucking Euro prices for my luvverly seafood and beer.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 16:18,
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Dirt cheap at the moment.You're looking about £200 for a week away in a half decent place.
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Breaking news. Got off my sofa and am now in the pub. (
Battered I can see! I have legs!, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:21,
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Breaking news: my replacement phone is here and is now 'on charge'(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 16:25,
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No and no.Faulty handset replacement. Old one refused to charge.
Not unlike your mum towards the end of her 'career'.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 16:27,
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If only your stern telephone manner would work on bar staff, eh?(
tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:28,
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'I PUT IT TO YOU THAT PINTS 75 TO 80 WERE 'BAD'AND THUS I SHALL NOT BE PAYING THE TAB'
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 16:31,
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PapaI'M IMPLYING HE BROKE IT LIKE ASHLEY COLE
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sportscow The Kofi Annan of offtopic, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:31,
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little known fact about ashley cole, fact fans;ashley cole can vomit, unlike the common rabbit
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I smurfed it by ramming the mini USB thing in the wrong way up, I think.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 16:40,
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I dun a superb paedo zing reply in the last-but-one thread.(
Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 16:41,
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Yes.I tried three different ones. And the new one is charging fine with my old charger.
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Thu 10 May 2012, 16:38,
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Nokia have a problem with their mini-USB portsthat same thing is what killed my N900. Dry solders or summat.
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Kroney Nyommy beaver anal glands nyomnyomnyom, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:54,
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