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Bored of that little bit of Drama there.
I've been reading the news just now. Shocking I know.

Anyway, if you were greek wouldn't you be fucking embarrassed that professional people can't even decide to form a government. Obviously coalitions aren't great but they're better than no government pull your finger out greece!

So do you, the informed public think Greece will leave the Euro or are you all too busy getting banned and typing rude words at each other?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Yes I know this thread is boring and shit, but I don't care.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Charming and witty though

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Greece touched my mancunt
And I liked i-i-i-t.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Katy Perry's less well liked husband.....

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
I think they will end up leaving, which will make the Euro go tits
and Greece will end up being bought by Apple and renamed iGreek
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I hope they crash out of it so I can
go on a nice cheap holiday.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Apple can give ~£5,500 per person in Greece with their cash reserves.
That's still less than the Eurozone bail out about (40% less)
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)
HSBC have £158bn on account with various Central Banks at the moment.
That'd keep Greece going for 16 years.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)
That is really rather a lot of cash

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)
The scale of the problem is ridiculous.
They're 354 billion euros in debt, and even if that disappeared tomorrow at the current rate of spending they'll be back massive debt by the end of the year.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Monty is Greek, right?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)
No he just likes the sex.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)
i like how they lit their torch today, i bet that helped

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)
We were just talking about this in the office
What a waste of fucking time, effort and cash. We have matches in England, you know Greece
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)
yeah like your face and your arse

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Like your Mum and a Benobo.
Neckless.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)
They use a mirror, like lighters are too good for them or something.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)
mirrors don't burn
fucking idiot greeks
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)
If I were them
I'd charge us 1trn for the Olympic flame.

Where are IOC headquarters?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)
So why did Rory get banned then?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)
He got lashed and started sex trafficking young girls through Rochdale
and making them eat takeaway.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)
He destabilised the Euro

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Lucky he did.
I am going away next week and this has helped immensely.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)
They need to destabilise Menorca soon

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
i fucking gazzed you

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)
You fucking did!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
He went to Dunstable

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)
He touched Quentins mancunt.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)
and never had the courtesy to call :'(

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:59, Reply)
In other news; I have been out to buy expensive clothes.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
From Mothercare?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Harrods actually. Followed by oysters for lunch.
Smug post is smug.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)
You're right, they are expensive
www.harrods.com/children/trousers-for-boys
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Bought some lovely stuff in the food hall too.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:59, Reply)
What did you get?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Shorty

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Escargot, selection of cheeses, veal & wild salmon.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Nice
Only had escargot once in Calais
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:04, Reply)
they're the slowest shipping company in france

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Nice.
I got some Iberico ham out of there last year and it was great.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I prefer it to Fortnums.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I loved the food hall in Fortnums
I didn't know Harrods had one.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Prole.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)
I've only been to Harrods once
and I was only in there for about 30 minutes as they were closing. Most of that I spent longingly looking around the bit with all the grand pianos.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Battered doesn't go in that bit in case he bangs his head on one.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)
hahahaha!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)
nomnomnom

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
SHORTBREAD!!!!!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)
+short milk
+short ham
etc..zzzzzz
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I've never been to Harrods
:-(
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)
That's 'cuz you is well a Northerner.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)
That's cuz it was shut on the Sunday I tried
Awwwwww
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)
I've been to Harrods.
but I've never been to me.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)
I've never been to Scunthorpe.
Apparently it's a fairly common thing.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I have.....

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Putting the cunt into Scunthorpe.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)
It is a talent of mine

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Actually it was Cleethorpes

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Putting the Lee into Cleethorpes*


*This only really works if your name is Lee
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)
leet?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Sorry I don't smoke.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)
very good

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)
LOL
'I divvent smerk man pet'
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Tmesis Lols

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)
I have.
Some of my cousins were raised there.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This makes me do a sad but I'm not sure why

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Harrods is shit.
The food hall is great but in general it's rather run-down and a little tawdry, and filled with Arabs buying solid gold Gucci handbags and other vulgar fripperies.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Coming over here, buying our fripperies.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)
It's a fripping riberty.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)
It's cheerful insanity

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Jamiroquai's happy follow up single?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
And Chinese blokes spending money on £20k watches and paying in cash. Seen that happen there before when I collected my watch from being serviced.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)
I saw a bloke in Mappin and Webb buy a £14k diamond ring in cash.
His wad was so thick you could beat whales to death with it. /dwarf.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Smegging hell.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)
LTI.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)
You would think that if you were spending that much you'd at least go to a decent jewellers.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
It's in the City innit. Don't want to be travelling all over London.
Not when there are normal people in the street who didn't cause the financial crisis to fuck over.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)
He really is hilarious [!]

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Hurrah, thanks for saving our economy and keeping children in poor countries busy.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)
No problem.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)
No white spirits I hope.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Racist

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)
*zorbas*

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)
I think Stavros should buy Greece
and call it Easycountry.
Then Michael Whatsisname can buy Turkey and call it Ryancountry.
Then see how Cyprus gets on.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Then Damon Albarn can buy it and call it Averybighouseinthecountry.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Billy Ray and Miley can club together
"Don't break my bank, my achey, breaky bank"
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)
"I just don't think it'd be able to take the negative equity"

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)
An improvement on the original I think

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This subthread could do with some improvement.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Most sub-threads share this issue

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Michael Ryan?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Hungerfordlols

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
*shoots up the shops and buys a pint of milk*

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)
He bought milk?
Why am I not aware of this?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:19, Reply)
He never actually made the purchase due to the 'shooting up the shops' bit.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is what skimmed milk does to a man

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Shootdowntotheshopslols

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Gettingitabitwrongsothejokedoesn'tquiteworklols.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)
O'Leary, I think.
I knew Michael ryan wasn't right, but I just couldn't remember his name.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)
I'd say he wasn't right

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
But he always seemed so nice and quiet.
Kept himself to himself. Didn't bother the neighbours. Always put the bins out on the right day.
I don't know, you shoot up ONE town centre, and suddenly you're some kind of 'weirdo'.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I hope Greece will leave the Euro
as I would love to go back there and not pay fucking Euro prices for my luvverly seafood and beer.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Dirt cheap at the moment.
You're looking about 200 for a week away in a half decent place.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Breaking news. Got off my sofa and am now in the pub.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Breaking news: my replacement phone is here and is now 'on charge'

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Is that not Broken news?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)
You can afford a new phone but not 80 beers tonight???!??

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)
No and no.
Faulty handset replacement. Old one refused to charge.

Not unlike your mum towards the end of her 'career'.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
If only your stern telephone manner would work on bar staff, eh?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)
'I PUT IT TO YOU THAT PINTS 75 TO 80 WERE 'BAD'
AND THUS I SHALL NOT BE PAYING THE TAB'
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
What smurfed it?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Papa
I'M IMPLYING HE BROKE IT LIKE ASHLEY COLE
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
little known fact about ashley cole, fact fans;
ashley cole can vomit, unlike the common rabbit
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:43, Reply)
I smurfed it by ramming the mini USB thing in the wrong way up, I think.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Are you sure it wasn't the charger that fucked up?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Is this a skint joke?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Monty is a skint joke.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I dun a superb paedo zing reply in the last-but-one thread.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Yes.
I tried three different ones. And the new one is charging fine with my old charger.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Nokia have a problem with their mini-USB ports
that same thing is what killed my N900. Dry solders or summat.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)

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