Bored of that little bit of Drama there.
I've been reading the news just now. Shocking I know.

Anyway, if you were greek wouldn't you be fucking embarrassed that professional people can't even decide to form a government. Obviously coalitions aren't great but they're better than no government pull your finger out greece!

So do you, the informed public think Greece will leave the Euro or are you all too busy getting banned and typing rude words at each other?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:38, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yes I know this thread is boring and shit, but I don't care.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Charming and witty though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Greece touched my mancunt
And I liked i-i-i-t.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Katy Perry's less well liked husband.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)

I think they will end up leaving, which will make the Euro go tits
and Greece will end up being bought by Apple and renamed iGreek
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)

I hope they crash out of it so I can
go on a nice cheap holiday.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Apple can give ~£5,500 per person in Greece with their cash reserves.
That's still less than the Eurozone bail out about (40% less)
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)

HSBC have £158bn on account with various Central Banks at the moment.
That'd keep Greece going for 16 years.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)

That is really rather a lot of cash

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)

The scale of the problem is ridiculous.
They're 354 billion euros in debt, and even if that disappeared tomorrow at the current rate of spending they'll be back massive debt by the end of the year.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Monty is Greek, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)

No he just likes the sex.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)

i like how they lit their torch today, i bet that helped

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)

We were just talking about this in the office
What a waste of fucking time, effort and cash. We have matches in England, you know Greece
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)

yeah like your face and your arse

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Like your Mum and a Benobo.
Neckless.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)

They use a mirror, like lighters are too good for them or something.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)

mirrors don't burn
fucking idiot greeks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)

If I were them
I'd charge us £1trn for the Olympic flame.

Where are IOC headquarters?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)

So why did Rory get banned then?

( Peej, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)

He got lashed and started sex trafficking young girls through Rochdale
and making them eat takeaway.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:49, Reply)

He destabilised the Euro

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Lucky he did.
I am going away next week and this has helped immensely.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)

They need to destabilise Menorca soon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)

i fucking gazzed you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)

You fucking did!

( Peej, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)

He went to Dunstable

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)

He touched Quentins mancunt.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:52, Reply)

and never had the courtesy to call :'(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:59, Reply)

In other news; I have been out to buy expensive clothes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)

From Mothercare?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Harrods actually. Followed by oysters for lunch.
Smug post is smug.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)

You're right, they are expensive
www.harrods.com/children/trousers-for-boys
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Bought some lovely stuff in the food hall too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:59, Reply)

What did you get?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Shorty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Escargot, selection of cheeses, veal & wild salmon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Nice
Only had escargot once in Calais
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:04, Reply)

they're the slowest shipping company in france

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Nice.
I got some Iberico ham out of there last year and it was great.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I prefer it to Fortnums.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I loved the food hall in Fortnums
I didn't know Harrods had one.
(berk, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Prole.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I've only been to Harrods once
and I was only in there for about 30 minutes as they were closing. Most of that I spent longingly looking around the bit with all the grand pianos.
(berk, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Battered doesn't go in that bit in case he bangs his head on one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)

nomnomnom

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)

SHORTBREAD!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)

+short milk
+short ham
etc..zzzzzz
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I've never been to Harrods
:-(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:00, Reply)

That's 'cuz you is well a Northerner.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:01, Reply)

That's cuz it was shut on the Sunday I tried
Awwwwww
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I've been to Harrods.
but I've never been to me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I've never been to Scunthorpe.
Apparently it's a fairly common thing.
( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I have.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Putting the cunt into Scunthorpe.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)

It is a talent of mine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Actually it was Cleethorpes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Putting the Lee into Cleethorpes*


*This only really works if your name is Lee
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)

leet?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Sorry I don't smoke.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)

very good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)

LOL
'I divvent smerk man pet'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Tmesis Lols

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I have.
Some of my cousins were raised there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)

This makes me do a sad but I'm not sure why

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Harrods is shit.
The food hall is great but in general it's rather run-down and a little tawdry, and filled with Arabs buying solid gold Gucci handbags and other vulgar fripperies.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Coming over here, buying our fripperies.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

It's a fripping riberty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

It's cheerful insanity

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Jamiroquai's happy follow up single?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)

And Chinese blokes spending money on £20k watches and paying in cash. Seen that happen there before when I collected my watch from being serviced.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I saw a bloke in Mappin and Webb buy a £14k diamond ring in cash.
His wad was so thick you could beat whales to death with it. /dwarf.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Smegging hell.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)

LTI.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)

You would think that if you were spending that much you'd at least go to a decent jewellers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)

It's in the City innit. Don't want to be travelling all over London.
Not when there are normal people in the street who didn't cause the financial crisis to fuck over.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)

He really is hilarious [!]

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Hurrah, thanks for saving our economy and keeping children in poor countries busy.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:53, Reply)

No problem.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)

No white spirits I hope.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Racist

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:05, Reply)

*zorbas*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I think Stavros should buy Greece
and call it Easycountry.
Then Michael Whatsisname can buy Turkey and call it Ryancountry.
Then see how Cyprus gets on.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Then Damon Albarn can buy it and call it Averybighouseinthecountry.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Billy Ray and Miley can club together
"Don't break my bank, my achey, breaky bank"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)

"I just don't think it'd be able to take the negative equity"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)

An improvement on the original I think

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)

This subthread could do with some improvement.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Most sub-threads share this issue

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Michael Ryan?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Hungerfordlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

*shoots up the shops and buys a pint of milk*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)

He bought milk?
Why am I not aware of this?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:19, Reply)

He never actually made the purchase due to the 'shooting up the shops' bit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)

This is what skimmed milk does to a man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Shootdowntotheshopslols

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Gettingitabitwrongsothejokedoesn'tquiteworklols.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)

O'Leary, I think.
I knew Michael ryan wasn't right, but I just couldn't remember his name.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I'd say he wasn't right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)

But he always seemed so nice and quiet.
Kept himself to himself. Didn't bother the neighbours. Always put the bins out on the right day.
I don't know, you shoot up ONE town centre, and suddenly you're some kind of 'weirdo'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 May 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I hope Greece will leave the Euro
as I would love to go back there and not pay fucking Euro prices for my luvverly seafood and beer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Dirt cheap at the moment.
You're looking about £200 for a week away in a half decent place.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Breaking news. Got off my sofa and am now in the pub.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Breaking news: my replacement phone is here and is now 'on charge'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Is that not Broken news?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)

You can afford a new phone but not 80 beers tonight???!??

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)

No and no.
Faulty handset replacement. Old one refused to charge.

Not unlike your mum towards the end of her 'career'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)

If only your stern telephone manner would work on bar staff, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)

'I PUT IT TO YOU THAT PINTS 75 TO 80 WERE 'BAD'
AND THUS I SHALL NOT BE PAYING THE TAB'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)

What smurfed it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Papa
I'M IMPLYING HE BROKE IT LIKE ASHLEY COLE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)

little known fact about ashley cole, fact fans;
ashley cole can vomit, unlike the common rabbit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:43, Reply)

I smurfed it by ramming the mini USB thing in the wrong way up, I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Are you sure it wasn't the charger that fucked up?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Is this a skint joke?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Monty is a skint joke.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I dun a superb paedo zing reply in the last-but-one thread.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Yes.
I tried three different ones. And the new one is charging fine with my old charger.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Nokia have a problem with their mini-USB ports
that same thing is what killed my N900. Dry solders or summat.
( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)