Evening buffoons
Anything to report?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 May 2012, 19:38, 44 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

the fucking restaurant didnt give me a fork
I'm having to make little lettuce wraps with my salad
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:14, Reply)

could you not ask for one?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:24, Reply)

i was back at work before i realized

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:28, Reply)

Had a job interview, I hope I get this one, they got fucking cool offices, they look awesome, and they do all the work I like and work with ace clients and I felt I really liked them all.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Then I caught up with Ma' who just got back from holiday for 3 weeks.
It's sad to see that Smack seems to have hit north cyprus =S
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:24, Reply)

woo
good luck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Thanks !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:36, Reply)

I hope you weren't this needy at the interview.
good luck Gonz!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:26, Reply)

To be fair, this is what I did today, and the question was [essenchaly] what you did today.
It's not really trying to justify my existance by bragging, and let's be honest, this side of this place is all about the little wins.

Cheers= D
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:36, Reply)

yo gonz i might be moving to a fish restaurant how about that

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:02, Reply)

Woh', that rocks, I love a bit of fish when I fancy it. Not all fishes, some have this taste I don't like; tuna has it... but I love me some lobsters.
Tell me more, what sort of dishes you'll be doing?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:24, Reply)

i wasn't sick
but I still feel a bit wobbly.`
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:24, Reply)

just back from parents night at the school.
LOL
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:25, Reply)

I lost at tennis
I am about to go out for a run. There is only cheese on toast in the house for tea. Lame.
(berk, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)

While out on your run
grab a kebab. Do I have to think of everything?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:45, Reply)

I can report that the mrs is watching some ghastly ITV Simon Cowell thing.
It's really shit and depressing.
Please save me. Or kill me or whatever. Just make it stop.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 20:49, Reply)

shoot the telly

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:06, Reply)

telly missus
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:07, Reply)

I prefer your plan

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:13, Reply)

gotta stick with the essentials.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:14, Reply)

There's a programme on tv about hoarders.
It appears to be describing my life : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 May 2012, 21:10, Reply)

throw stuff away

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:12, Reply)

I wish I could.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 May 2012, 21:14, Reply)

that sounds unhealthy
deal with that shit. Those dudes have nowhere to move around
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:16, Reply)

As far as I am aware
I don't have huge squeaky rats though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 May 2012, 21:19, Reply)

rats tits
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:22, Reply)

it looks well harsh.
not recognised as a mental health issue, sadtimes.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:19, Reply)

I'm also watching this.
OMG IT'S LIKE WE'RE THE SAME PERSON!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:13, Reply)

OMG and we're both Scottish!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 May 2012, 21:14, Reply)

OMG this is amazing
Because I'm not watching it, nor am I Scottish!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:15, Reply)

omg omg omg this is getting freaky

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:16, Reply)

*SQUEALS*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I'm trying to decide what to watch
while doing so I'm watching the highlights of Wolves 1 West Brom 5 because it makes me happy.

Next I might watch the highlights of West Brom 4 Sunderland 0 because it makes Sportscow sad.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:23, Reply)

It sounds as though you have decided then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)

*delves back into archives for hammering of Coventry*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Means nothing to me
I have no interest in sportball
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)

oh sorry
I didn't realise you were a homogayatron.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Yeah...
Enjoy your evening watching 22 men in shorts running around a field.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)

search youtube for West Brom Coventry
the 5-0 thrashing is the second result.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Looks like you did OK on your own then.
I've just done a bit of lonely man on-line dating.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 10 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)

line man
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Not as good as my strikethrough earlier
squeakytits.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 10 May 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Alright benders
I ventured to the outside again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 May 2012, 23:29, Reply)

You're going to have to stop doing that.
It's dangerous out there, Jeff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 10 May 2012, 23:36, Reply)