did you have a fry up?
was it served on a plate from a dolls house?

cuase you're short innit.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 8:59, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

2 fried eggs, 2 sausages, 2 black pudding slices, mushrooms, fried bread and baked beans.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:00, Reply)

437 Cheerios

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:01, Reply)

You have OCD.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:02, Reply)

No he had Cheerios.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)

My cereal had raisins in it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I can see 3 red cars and 2 blue cars

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Did they have a race?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:19, Reply)

All Ape wants to do is stuff his face.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:23, Reply)

are you sure they were raisins?
not mouse droppings?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Not anymore

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Sorry to break your illusion of raisin-happiness.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 May 2012, 9:23, Reply)

It's his RAISIN D'ETRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Kill yourself. NOW.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

OK. Bye everyone.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

get to fuck with the baked beans
where's the bacon?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:03, Reply)

The bacon didn't look too good this morning so I gave it a miss.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Did it have that white jizzy residue on it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)

aka 'bacon milk'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Best of all the milks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)

The 'why is Battered such a fat cunt?' conundrum appears to have been solved.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)

+ he can afford to buy food, unlike some people...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)

its things like this that bolster your hardman reputation

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:11, Reply)

oh man, this place is well mean Q

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:12, Reply)

It's like a particularly rough Mexican jail in here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)

when we get cold we can use chicken fajitas!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)

hahahahaha
I am clicking this like an OAP's hip.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)

coffee coughing right now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)

see, comments like this drive people away.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)

and cars, cars drive people away too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:18, Reply)

And hansom cabs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)

and the ugly ones too

lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)

I'm sorry.
It was a poor attempt at 'ribald humour'. I see now that I took things too far. Sorry again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:18, Reply)

BIT LATE FOR THAT I'M ALREADY CUTTING MONTY IS A MEAN CUNT ONTO MY ARM

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:19, Reply)

4 REAL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:19, Reply)

people who cut themselves are sometimes called emos

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)

like they're australian or something?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:22, Reply)

they used emus in the scene witht he running dinosaurs in jurassic park and CGI'd over them
this is facts
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:30, Reply)

How did they stop them from cutting themselves?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

i think they envolved wings and learned to fly

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Has Rory been stepped?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:13, Reply)

he hasn't been around since yesterady afternoon
i'm starting to get worried, i left a saucer of milk and some cat food in a jar by my back door last night but no-one's seen him

:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)

haha, poor Rory
like all great artists doomed to not be appreciated in his own time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)

i don't know why he was banned, i said just as much as he did, if not more with links to his sites and everything
i'm way worse than rory, i guess i'm just more liked
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Maybe MOD EDIT was just annoyed at him
for saying he was an alcoholic paedo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)

what scaryduck? i think there was history there
maybe lyon was abused by duck when he was little, it would explain the bitterness
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Maybe Lyon was caught by his wife doing unspeakable things at the duck pond.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:22, Reply)

nah in my head scaryduck groomed lyon way back when andi peters was on the beeb
lyon, being king of the serengeti grew up FURIOUS that he'd been violated by the 12 inches corkscrew penis of one of his more laughable subjects

he found scaryduck's address, put on a shirley temple outfit and broke in, setting up a webcam just in time for scaryduck to come home. scaryduck by this point has turned to drink to deal with the guilt issues he has for all the paedophilia, and to suppress his own childhood abuse by his father, the very reason he became a paedophile to begin with.

Drunk and horny, scary sets about beating lyon and tearing at his clothes, forcing his turgid member in the young lyon's innocent eyes, little knowing that he's been set up.

lyon dials mrs duck on his mobile after scary flips him over, mrs duck arrives not long after, screams, vomits profusely and signs divorce papers on the spot

thats just how i see it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

You have surpassed yourself with this.
* Applause *
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)

There aren't enough clicks in the world for this ACCURATE DEPICTION.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Whereas we know Stunned is the real alcoholic paedo.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:22, Reply)

isn't that scarpe?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Oh Quinten, you're terrible.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)

but so damn likeable

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)

apparently.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 11 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)

what for?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Bumming squirrels

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:16, Reply)

fner
he was burying his nuts alright
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Stepped or banned for good?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:16, Reply)

whatever he said he didn't mean it
we just want him back for good
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:18, Reply)

ha!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Take that back.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)

ooof
Puntastic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:22, Reply)

back
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:22, Reply)

That's the...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)

...way a-ha a-ha you like it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)

No, he likes it round the back

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)

+ of your mum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Doesn't everyone?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)

the take
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)