Maybe Lyon was caught by his wife doing unspeakable things at the duck pond.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:22, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

nah in my head scaryduck groomed lyon way back when andi peters was on the beeb
lyon, being king of the serengeti grew up FURIOUS that he'd been violated by the 12 inches corkscrew penis of one of his more laughable subjects

he found scaryduck's address, put on a shirley temple outfit and broke in, setting up a webcam just in time for scaryduck to come home. scaryduck by this point has turned to drink to deal with the guilt issues he has for all the paedophilia, and to suppress his own childhood abuse by his father, the very reason he became a paedophile to begin with.

Drunk and horny, scary sets about beating lyon and tearing at his clothes, forcing his turgid member in the young lyon's innocent eyes, little knowing that he's been set up.

lyon dials mrs duck on his mobile after scary flips him over, mrs duck arrives not long after, screams, vomits profusely and signs divorce papers on the spot

thats just how i see it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

You have surpassed yourself with this.
* Applause *
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)

There aren't enough clicks in the world for this ACCURATE DEPICTION.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)