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HAHA, that IS funny.
Cos I didn't even know he was an alcoholic and now I know one of his deepest darkest ... well maybe not secrets. But still. I know now.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Just make sure that you use this information to bully him.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Someone needs to, now Rory is no longer of this parish.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I'd offer to step up to the role,
but let's face it, I'm only sporadically posting these days. I mostly only lurk now.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a pretty poor first effort at bullying scarpe
You didn't make any references to his drinking or his resemblance to Peter Chapman. Rory will be turning in his grave.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)
I don't know who Peter Chapman is.
And Rory's not exactly someone I aspire to be.
So I am O-K with failing the first "bullying" attempt.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:51, Reply)
shut up you fat prick


/rory
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Only when you ask nicely.
You festering cluster-zit.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:55, Reply)
you are scarpe's mum, you raised an alcoholic

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Do I look like I have some sort of "time-machine" where I can go back in time, pop out a baby scarpe, then go forward in time and still be younger than him?

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)
yeah, your right next to that time zone line innit
so you can travel through time dead easy
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Oh, how your mind works. If only it worked like that.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)
evs

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)

But she's a girl.

I'm being bullied by a girl. That's like being bullied by...well...Rory, actually.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)
your mum is a fat prick

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Thank god someone else thinks so too.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:57, Reply)
i've got a stain my my trousers

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)
It's not mayonnaise, and I'm not touching them.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)
no i think it might be sauce from my spaghetti hoops

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Giving up booze is a great way to lose weight, you know...

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)
...and gain memory

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
this is also accurate.

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)
but do you remember this for certain?
or are you just nodding and smiling?
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)
STOP BULLYING POOR SCARPE!!!
Hasn't he already been through enough?
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:51, Reply)
NEVARRRRRRR!

(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)

To paraphrase Frank Skinner, of all people,

I definitely remember. I can always remember what I did the previous night now. Nothing.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:51, Reply)
That'd be great advice if I actually drank.
At the moment I'm losing weight by not having enough money to buy food. It's working well so far.
(, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

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