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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh man we had some fucking classics at my school.
There were the two boys who were ('apparently') found in the lavatories with their snorkel jackets zipped right up to the top, pissing on each other.
There was science genius Graham Jones who had a massive ginger afro, smoked about 40 a day and was expelled, first from primary school for manufacturing a crossbow which fired sharpened bicycle spokes, and using it on someone, and then later from secondary school for trying to burn down the catering block.
There was Michael Green who could have been Danny Kendall's twin brother. He kicked a teacher in the nuts and ran off across the rugby field to wild applause.
There was Andrew Richardson who crapped on the stage in the main hall...
I've posted about most of these nutjobs at least once before so I shall leave it at that.
Save to pass on my disgust at reading in today's newpapers about the potential Greek exit from the Euro - 'some people are calling it a 'GREXIT'' apparently. 'Some people' are complete fucking cunts, then.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 8:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
There were the two boys who were ('apparently') found in the lavatories with their snorkel jackets zipped right up to the top, pissing on each other.
There was science genius Graham Jones who had a massive ginger afro, smoked about 40 a day and was expelled, first from primary school for manufacturing a crossbow which fired sharpened bicycle spokes, and using it on someone, and then later from secondary school for trying to burn down the catering block.
There was Michael Green who could have been Danny Kendall's twin brother. He kicked a teacher in the nuts and ran off across the rugby field to wild applause.
There was Andrew Richardson who crapped on the stage in the main hall...
I've posted about most of these nutjobs at least once before so I shall leave it at that.
Save to pass on my disgust at reading in today's newpapers about the potential Greek exit from the Euro - 'some people are calling it a 'GREXIT'' apparently. 'Some people' are complete fucking cunts, then.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 8:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
That school was a practically a Honda factory.
Needless to day they had the last laugh.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 8:30, Reply)
Needless to day they had the last laugh.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 8:30, Reply)
you never went to school, did you?
you just congealed in the gutter one day from tramp's piss and vom.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 8:33, Reply)
you just congealed in the gutter one day from tramp's piss and vom.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 8:33, Reply)
THAT'S NOT TRUE, ALRIGHT?
Who told you that? It's NOT TRUE. Don't listen to them.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 8:35, Reply)
Who told you that? It's NOT TRUE. Don't listen to them.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 8:35, Reply)
smelly smelly monty
doesn't wash his botty
tried to kiss all the boys
but they don't want to touch his toys
cause he's smelly smelly monty
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 8:41, Reply)
doesn't wash his botty
tried to kiss all the boys
but they don't want to touch his toys
cause he's smelly smelly monty
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 8:41, Reply)
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