You went to school with Quinten?
Unlucky.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:49, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

He lost his temper at a teacher on a couple of occasions
One time the teacher tried to restrain him and he shoved the teacher really hard with a "DON'T TOUCH ME!!!", it was all very dramatic.
School being school, by the time this story made it to the rest of the pupils the details of the story had changed quite a bit. The best one I heard was that he (Scott? Scott I think) had SUPLEXED the teacher into a table. Some kids believed that too. Awesome.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:53, Reply)

so then scott got on the ropes and totally did a massove SLAM on the teacher
then he hit him with a chair and done a stone cold stunner on him!!!!

it's true cause destiny heard it from craig who's brother knows nathan who's mates with ryan who's going out with michele and she knows justin who was in the class!!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Yeah, that's pretty much how it went on
It was so funny. Even then I thought to myself 'you fucking dopes...as if he suplexed a teacher'.
But y'know. Funnier innit.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I remember a lad tried to set off a firework in class but ended up setting fire to his bag.
the teacher went kind of mental and made us all stay in our seats then threatened to punch one of the girls cause she started sobbing.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:04, Reply)

The teacher threatened to hit one of the girls??
It's funny how times change. Some of the stuff my teachers did and said would never be allowed these days. And I only left school 20 years ago.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Same here.
The head of history used to lash people with a fishing rod at ours.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Gazza & Moaty lols.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I think he just panicked cause the classroom was on fire.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:13, Reply)

We had a tiny French teacher
who used to sit on the front of his desk swinging his legs. one day he over-swung and fell into the bin. He got stuck and couldn't get out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Oh man
Things like that happen once every 20 lifetimes.
One of our teachers was on a daytime TV quiz show and he got one question wrong and got eliminated. He did not return to school a hero.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:24, Reply)

we locked a teacher in the supply cupboard.
her name? mrs staples.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

We had a french teacher that walked into a stock cupboard mid sentence, then started crying because she thought we'd lock her in there
She was a rather odd woman.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Did he go on to a career in telecommunications?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)

RIP Martin

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I only finished 6th form six years ago.
So all they could threaten us with was detentions.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Kids are cunts
I don't think I'd like to be a teacher.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Me either
Sadly, it doesn't just stop at the kids either, many of the higher ups are also cunts. The head at my Dad's old college was someone with zero teaching experience, simply brought in to run it as a business. Made things very difficult for my Dad, who had zero interest in playing this guy's pathetic little games.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

What, tiddlywinks?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

The guy told my Dad he'd 'accept his resignation', after my Dad pointed out there was zero need for him to wear a tie at a parents evening.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

UNLESS IT'S A SIMPSONS ONE, RIGHT???

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)

No.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)