We didn't really have too many special pupils, what with being a posh grammar school and everything
There were a couple of odd ones, but no proper window lickers.
When I was teaching, I had a pupil who came from a family of about seven kids. They were all tiny, dirty, undernourished, and poorly dressed. Not quite all there, you might say. The one I taught was a second year. I once caught him pissing up against the gym on the way out of school.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 9:09, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You used to teach Monty?
I didn't realise you're that old.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)

No, she said 'tiny'.
She used to teach YOU.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)

It MUST have been you. She said 'dirty, undernourished, and poorly dressed'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Oh, get a room, you two

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Well it can't have been you then, soz.
I think the polite term for you is probably 'overnourished'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Yes. I as I can afford to buy lots of lovely high calorie food.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Whereas Monty is "overrefreshed" or "The Landlord's Friend".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Morning matey.
Landlord dealer
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Not these days.
Now I am 'the mine sweeper'.

If I'm not careful I'll get deployed in Helmand Province.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)

* crosses fingers *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:22, Reply)