David h. Ginger beavis-alike
Not allowed sweets at home so would eat them off the floor at school. In the end we would put them in puddles, mud, crap, whatever gross shit we could find.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:52, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

A boy at ours ate a handful of muddy worms for £5.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)

We made a boy do forward rolls around the perimeter of the field every lunchtime for a week
Before he could join our gang. Kids are cunts.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)

you'd have a distinct advantage at that
since you roll everywhere
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)

That's how he rolls lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

through forty shades of shit, only enlivened by the occasional giant bloodclot?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)

glass
houses
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)

sssh
i'm bored of you, now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)

we've got a good thing goin
a real good thing goin, noooowwwwww...

so it's ok to mock bob's weight but not yours?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

silly quentin
it was a bella reference. the rolling refers to bella and the forty shades of shit refers to bella's blog and the bloodclots refer to her horrific habit of coming on here and telling us that she was having the last 3 months' periods in one go.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)

oh FFS, when are we only going to include in-jokes on this board that I get???

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)

you'd have loved trolling her
you missed a treat there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)

i don't do trolling, i'm really nice see
but if she was fit at least it would have brighted up the place a bit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)

she might have been your type
short, curvy/fat (depending on your tastes), dyed bright red hair, big glasses, strident leftie and feminist.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)

by off topic standards, she sounds like a fox

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)

arhhh speaking of which there's this baby fox and its mum that keeps coming into my gf's back yard
its SUPER cute, but disappears before we get the camera ready
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)

my dad had one curled up on his doorstep the other day
presume the mother came back for it. they are v cute.

we agree on something!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)

one tried to come in her cat flap

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I hope she got paid first!
LOL!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)

no she just shoo'ed it away

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Too many euphamisms.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)

seems like a fair deal, i'd probably go for that
i reckon some of those celebs do worse for less
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Were you that desperate for cash at such a young age?
FFS. Sort your act out.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)

My mate Steve ate a preserved jellyfish in college for a pint

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)

My friend Billy had a ten foot willy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

my brother's mate once bought a rose for a girl when they were smashed on holiday
at the time it was the most romantic gesture he could conceive. he was properly fucked off when another mate promptly leaned over and ate it.

why? would you eat a rose??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)

they are edible and rather nice with the right cream and wine

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)

yeah
ten 18 year olds on their post-a-level trip to malaga.... i don't think gourmet cooking was an option.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)

try some, birds love all that hippie shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)