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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is it your penis that you're implying? Because I reckon thats why elephants have trunks, so they can get blowjobs.
A guraff once tried to go down on me, couldn't get all the way in.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 16:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
A guraff once tried to go down on me, couldn't get all the way in.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 16:34, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
They wouldn't need such long trunks if they didn't have such small cocks.
Thought for the day, there.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Thought for the day, there.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)
I don't know how you expect me to compete with that, mine barely scales to a pony.
Would you promise me one thing, just one.... that you'll never go in beyond 10 inches, 12 on your birthday. I'd like some tire on the tracks when I take her out for a ride.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Would you promise me one thing, just one.... that you'll never go in beyond 10 inches, 12 on your birthday. I'd like some tire on the tracks when I take her out for a ride.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Tred on the tire, not tire on the tracks.
Oh god, I hate to think what you think of me after that mistake =S
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Oh god, I hate to think what you think of me after that mistake =S
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)
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