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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Something for the evening?
We seem to be in a phase of evening dullness at the moment.

It'll change. It always does.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:02, 329 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
it's OK
I'm back.

today I learnt that I need to wear an eyepatch when doing archery
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Do you not have an eyepatch with your pirate costume?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:18, Reply)
nope
which is a shame, I have all the other pirate stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Get yourself back to "U-R Pirate"
And demand a refund.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:22, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEBbu-wkKrs

edit: haha, a cover
www.youtube.com/watch?v=os5TXyJlEMc
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:25, Reply)
I once read a book about Henry Morgan - the original pirate
It wasn't quite that jolly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:28, Reply)
in 500 years or so there will be
cutesy costumes of nazis and suicide bombers for kids
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)
There are '40's re-enactments right now
Where ordinary people dress up as Nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:41, Reply)
I like the sound of this. Details please!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Find it youself
Look for "Wartime Weekend."

No shortage.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)
There already are.
Ask my daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Today I learnt that people who live in Dalston are fucking disgusting.
And that the Polish cleaners I'm supposed to be in charge of don't listen to a thing I say. I'm sure they were pretending they couldn't speak English.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Shout "Osram" at them.
Apparently it means "I shit on your head" in Polish and explains why Osram lightbulbs never sold well in Poland.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Evening TD
I just made my stuffed chicken with a twist - goats cheese and scotch bonnet pickle inside. It was fab. I always get a lovely feeling of satisfaction after eating something I made myself from scratch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:26, Reply)
There's just been a rather good tune on 6 called West Brom Blues.
Let me see if I can find it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:31, Reply)
Evening all
Doing my best here to keep evening threads ALIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, Reply)
I only creep on here in the evening
And only on a few evenings at that, but it's been my thing for a lot of years.

Sometimes there's a lot of habituees, sometimes there's not many.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Christ, I've seen more life in a tramp's vest.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Another one time evening regular.
Why can't I be entertained on-line, on demand DG?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:27, Reply)
i'll entertain you, TD
what kind of thing do you like?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)
He likes XTC and red wine.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)
My Bloody Valentine?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I saw them supporting Dinosaur Jr, Blur and the JAMC in the 90's.
They weren't that great.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)
What???
Apart from Blur that sounds like an amazing gig.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)
blur are ok

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)
I just don't like them.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:41, Reply)
song 2 is alright
coffee and tv is alright for a chilled out song
tender is alright for a whiney song
some of their other songs are alright

3.5 Qs
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:42, Reply)
I could do the Blur thing too.
They weren't bad in their early days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)
they're better tha fucking Oasis.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)
b3th: international woman of sense

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:38, Reply)
And Pulp were better than both of them!

(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:41, Reply)
And your mum was better than all three of them!
Actually, Pulp were better than your mum. But only just.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:43, Reply)
When Pulp were singing about common people
they were talking about her mum
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Ah, Quents
you've no idea.
(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)
she a real salt of the earth type then?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)
When Pulp were singing about catching VD from some bird they did up against the side of an alley
they were talking about your girlfriend
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)
when George Michael did that song about going outside
it was instructions to you, you fat cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Hold up, you've got me confused with Bobby
And he can't go outside anymore, he won't fit through the door.

Anyways, you know I'm only fucking with you Quents, I got your back buddy. How's things with you?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:50, Reply)
all good in the hood
my chicken was off tho. you?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)
My Beef was excellent, my mother makes a fine brisket.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)
i have heard that baout your beef

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Oh, it's too late to pull it back now, baldy.
Trying to be Quentin's buddy because you think he's one of the cool kids now.

tut.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)
yeah, b3th know what it is
we bezzies now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Hold up a second, I was totally down with Quents from the start
I ain't lik B3th jumping on some sort of popular Quentin based bandwagon just to further her own demented ramblings.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Fuck that, I'm not down with Quentin.
I still think he's a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:57, Reply)
this is how all the romcoms start

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:59, Reply)
You can be the quirky blonde,
she'll be the corporate stooge who falls in love with your bohemian ways.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)
I WANT TO BE JULIA STILES

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I hate that I don't hate you at all.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Most things are.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:41, Reply)
It was OK.
It was billed as the JAMC's attempt to do Lollapolooza in Britain, but it didn't take off. The venue I saw them at was half empty. The gig could have been so much better with a packed house.

And JAMC only played for 25 minutes. As was their trademark, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:38, Reply)
I got a 1 hour JAMC gig in Liverpool
Primarilarly because they had James as support who were better by a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Slayer are playing a 1 hour and fifteen minute set next friday.
I'm almost a bit annoyed at having shelled out £40 for the ticket since I'm not remotely bothered about the other bands on the line up. But still, 75 minutes of slayer is worth it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Are you going to I'll be Your Mirror to see them?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Yes. I am.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Me too.
The rest of the line up should be pretty good. I'm looking forward to seeing Sleep and The Melvins are good value too.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)
The description of Sleep put me off, I'm not much of a fan of hour long albums devoted to weed.
But I like the Melvins, though I don't really know any of their songs that well. I'm just keen to see their stage show as I suspect they are a bit crazy live.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Whereas that appeals to the old stoner in me.
I saw Melvins in 2005 at the Slint ATP and they were great.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Y'see I like that about JAMC
In my previous band we decided to never play longer than 30 minutes (inspired by them).
No one can really be bothered to watch any more than that.
And I fucking hate encores too.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:44, Reply)
You see, that's the most utter load of bollocks I've ever heard in my life.
I watched the cure play for 3 hours, it was amazing.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)
See below
The Cure could carry on for ages for me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:50, Reply)
I'm talking generally
There are some exceptions, largely depending on how much you love a band, or what genre you're seeing (three hour gigs are kind of required for space rock bands).
Some bands can carry off a longer gig - Pulp are mentioned up there, a great live band - but most bands could do with truncating their sets a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Depends what you're doing
The thought of a Grateful Dead 12 hour gig bores me.

You get a creative band and I could watch.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)
XTC the drug? red wine makes girls horny doesn't it?
Please say TD isn't a girl
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)
Having met the chap I can categorically say he isn't a girl.
Unless she's really butch.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)
TD is a boy - a 43 year old boy

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)
so if i got you red wine you wouldn't get horny?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)
If you're paying, kid...

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:38, Reply)
all men are boys.
It's only the toys that change.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)
sexism works both ways, sugartits

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Oh, girls never stop playing with dolls
they just transfer their manipulations to men or babies.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:39, Reply)
that's such a horrible way to put it
why can't birds just be nice b3th?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Because they're human, Quentin.
It's exactly the same reason that men can't just be nice.
Humans are flawed. Expectations are regularly disappointed. Hopes are regularly dashed.

Frankly, it's a wonder any of us can live with anyone else at all.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)
hey why so cynical?
lots of nice men out there, my dad's a decent bloke
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)
oh shit i shouldn't mention ol pappi with you around, i know what you're like
HE'S A HAPPILY MARRIED MAN, BACK OFF B3TH
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I'm a happily married man too quentin
I mean...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)
then why so cynical? you wanna talk?
we can be budz if you like
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)
I don't know, TD.
It's just the way the world rolls, I guess. When I wasn't working I had very little time to post as most of my spare time was taken up with looking for work and running the house. Now I'm back working I can't post through the day and evenings are busy running the house. It's a vicious circle.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)
I'm working most of the time
Delighted that you are too, guv.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:40, Reply)
My days are never less than filled at the moment.
Which, considering I've had days where I've been twiddling my thumbs for hours on end is no bad thing. Alnwick DSS caller office springs to mind - me, a small room separated by a glass screen and an average of ten people a day spread over six hours springs to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)
I think that the sockpuppet man is Noel.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Who the fuck are you?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Bobby, my name was taken so I moved on.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)
I've lost my place up there Bobby
I'm in The Plymouth for my 44th!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:01, Reply)
interesting.
why?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Because he hasn't got a fucking clue, which is why he kept saying it was me.
Eventually he'll probably guess correctly by chance.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Fuck off Al.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Stunning riposte there tubby.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:02, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1616005
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Well when my amazing TCTM name was stolen earlier the autosig was my twitter sig.
And only 3 b3tans follow me on twitter, well 4 but the other 3 are regular posters and Noel is hardly here anymore meaning he could easily be Qeuntin and the pretenders.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)
ah.
Somebody told me they knew who it was and they were surprised he/she/it was being such a wankstain.
They wouldn't name names though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Obviously I can't be sure. But that's my hunch.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I can't honestly see Noel wasting his time and effort on that, to be honest
sockpuppetry is fucking lame and Noel is not.
(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:07, Reply)

The whole thing is really tedious so I don't want it to be Noel as he comes across as a nice bloke. If not Noel I would guess at Al or Spakkers.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Keep on banging that drum.
Oh, that's not a drum, that's your stomach.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:10, Reply)

No it's a Black Panther Blaster actually. Or did you mean my piccolo snare?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:12, Reply)
that racist? i thought he killed himself for the greater good?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:59, Reply)
We can but hope Quents, we can but hope.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Noel isn't a racist, is he?
He went out with a foreigner and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:03, Reply)
He went out with an australian.
You don't get much more racist than that. Except for Saffers.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:03, Reply)
But poppet's lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Many Australians are. But they are still inherrently racist.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:06, Reply)
she called someone a crack addict aboriginal the other day, we all saw

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:08, Reply)
They are all like that.
Terrible human beings. My cousin is both Scottish and Australian. I'm telling you, you don;t get much more intolerant than that.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Your cousin is Mel Gibson?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:13, Reply)
I even borrowed her car while I was over there. Last of the V8 interceptors.
Would have been a shame to blow it up.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:17, Reply)
he said pakistani men were inefficient
and if they're all anything like the photocopy repair man we had in the other day i'm inclined to agree
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:06, Reply)
We met the most useless twat ever at PC World yesterday
and by their standards, that's pretty fucking spectacularly useless.
It was just a coincidence that he was a Nigerian with almost non-existent skills in English.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:08, Reply)
nah, language is a big barrier in communication
if he can't understand what your going on about then how's he supposed to help?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:09, Reply)
No, he understood
He just couldn't do it.
I've never worked in PC World before, but I have used a computer. This idiot couldn't work his own firm's website. I had to tell him how to do it, and I'd only seen the ordering software two minutes before.
As I said, it was only a coincidence that he was foreign. And usually, most foreigners' grasp of English is better than a lot of Brits' grasp of other languages.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:12, Reply)
i sort of know the danica girl on channel 4 at the mo
always thought she was alright, had no idea she was so shallow
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Or even their own for that matter.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:16, Reply)
This.
as a linguist, I'm constantly shocked at how Brits behave abroad.
Mind you, I find learning languages easy, so I can't understand how anybody would find it difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Behave linguistically?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Well, you know.
Talking loudly and slowly to foreigners. Or talking in English about people, and expecting them not to know what you're saying.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Oi, Pedro! I said "BREAKFAST"!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:29, Reply)
I once spoke Spanish to some staff at a hotel in Benidorm
And was treated like royalty for the rest of my stay.
You'd think I was the first English person to try it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:36, Reply)
You were and too right!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:39, Reply)
I can memorize phrases quite easily
but my problem is that I have no deep understanding of the rules of english grammar which makes learning grammatical rules in other languages really hard.

I feel I would have been much better at french and german if I really understood what conjugating a verb meant in english before trying to do it in foreignese.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)
You know how to do it in English
But you don't know what it's called. Nominative, accusative, genetive or dative. Predicate etc. WTF?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Exactly.
So trying to actually understand what you're doing in a foreign language is quite hard.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Abso.
Latin and German are the gayest I know.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:36, Reply)
We don't really conjugate verbs in the same way.
I do, he does, they do.
You would know not to say 'I does, he do, they does' but probably not why.
And English has so many irregular verbs 'I go, I went' etc. We should really start teaching kids languages when they're four or five, they way they do on the continent.
Mind you, English will probably always be a lingua franca, so we'll always be able to get away with not bothering.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:29, Reply)
When I went on the german exchange in sixth form
I sat in on several of their english lessons. As a foreign language it's taught so differently to how you learn it as a kid. I couldn't tell you what the dative is, or nominative or any of that crap.
(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:32, Reply)
It's something you pick up instinctively in your own language.
Latin has seven cases. I couldn't tell you what the ablative is...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 22:34, Reply)
It's cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:35, Reply)
You don't Learn it as a kid. You absorb it.
Did you wear lederhosen?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:34, Reply)
You wish, boyo
actually you probably don't. I was pretty chubby back then.
(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Mmmmmmmmm!
You to me are only gorgeous cakey fun. Immaculate house guest. Xxxx.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:57, Reply)
You're only saying that because I made the bed and tidied away the kebab...

(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)
IMMACULATE!
And pretty for one so young. And clever.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Pfft, flatterer.

(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Do you mind?
You're standing right in my soft spot!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:04, Reply)
I almost made a risqué joke on the subject of soft then
I thought better of it.
(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:05, Reply)
;-(

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Smirk
you dreadful flirt, you.
(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:12, Reply)
The other problem is that English is pretty versatile
And it is easy to make sense of terrible misuse of it.
Other languages tend to have fewer words, so context and sentence structure often matter a great deal.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:34, Reply)

My nephew is a model for Fisher Price. That's cool.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:13, Reply)
i dunno who fisher price is, but i don't think he should be taking photos of your kids

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Oh Q you daft sod. It's a toy company.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:17, Reply)
:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:20, Reply)
i didn't know you were
dozer's uncle
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Do you think this a fine exercise in..
I'd like to post in the evening but I don't normally because I think I have too much kudos?

Answers on a postcard to TD, Posh bit of Bradford.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:17, Reply)
60p for a postcard?
Ouch!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Who has got kudos?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:20, Reply)
The kudos shop.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Sounds like a chocolate bar.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)
What sort of price d'you reckon Kudos fetches Woodside?
Can I charge them? We all knew they were out there but evenings were'nt cool so they wouldn't post.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Who is out where?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Where have you been?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Up there ^^^^^
I may not be here much longer, my battery is running out and I have no charger.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Depends.
If it's the stuff they make over in Rossendale, that usually goes out at about £5/kg wholesale. The supply lines for Croxley kudos are limited and not always reliable, so you could expect to pay anything between £2 and £50/kg for that. Rarest of all is Monmouthshire kudos, that's up to £100/kg and your maximum order size is 1kg.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:29, Reply)
I've got a line on real Kudus
We'll keep it between ourselves. It's straight off the field and I cut it with straight Panamanian Irony.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:33, Reply)
we used that kudos at school, it told me to be an army man
but i'm not
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Quartermaster Quints!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:28, Reply)
God, that takes me back.
It reckoned my ideal job was a special effects technician, which actually doesn't sound bad - if you discount the years of working for free in appalling conditions that you apparently have to do to get into the film/TV industry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Why wouldn't you get a proper job?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Fuck knows.
There was a lad talking about it on the other side a while back, it all seemed a bit strange and byzantine.

The very idea of internships is alien to me, surely the point of working is to earn money. And as for the saps who pay to do internships!...
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:41, Reply)
how the fuck does a kid end up with that when all it asks is 'do you like working outside?
strongly/not strongly/unfussed/opposite of strongly/couldn't give a fuck
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:40, Reply)
*stop touching my bum*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:44, Reply)
strongly/not strongly/unfussed/opposite of strongly/couldn't give a fuck

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Really likes.
Sometimes it hurts instead.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Greece
Hard done by or should Athens bus drivers earn EUR56k a year?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:46, Reply)
You're asking an ex-bus driver!
Best you'll get outside the cesspit of London is £22k.

London you might make £30k for a good depot, which is about what they're asking.

As a Manager I was on £28.5K.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:51, Reply)
So that must sound like fucking lunacy?
Cepting we privatized to keep the working gash down!!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:53, Reply)
No, we privatised so that the public could pay way over the odds an inferior and steadily declining service, and for governmental bodies to abrogate all responsibility for said service while still raking in the tax for it.
It's the best known way to avoid getting clobbered under the Sale Of Goods Act.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:57, Reply)
I like you, my friend.
I can't type fast enough to do justice to my soapbox on this.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:00, Reply)
To an extent
There is a core of employees dedicated to the service, and a core of management dedicated to that.

There will always be a company prepared to work on lower margins. In our area my former employer and increasingly TLC of Bradford.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:12, Reply)
They're expanding then.
If I remember rightly, a few years ago their operations were pretty much limited to semi-rural South Yorkshire and a few services round Hemsworth/South Elmsall way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:18, Reply)
TLC have always been Bradford
Centrebus started out from Huddersfield and have been expanding since.

Great to work for as a menial, but not too good when you need to manage a quart into a pint pot. That's their model. I couldn't work with it but I learned a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:23, Reply)
Yes it does.
I still drive because I love it, but a casual driver - sounds daft but there's a lot of us about - won't work for less than £9 an hour.

That's possibly misleading - I'm a good driver with a good reputation. There are bad drivers working for ropey firms for less.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:06, Reply)
But the Greek state wage is just nuts. 56k, I'd like some of that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Yes it is.
Ask the people in your local town hall what they do for their money.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This time next year they'll be earning 5.6 million drachmas a year.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:51, Reply)
3 and 6 n a pickled egg?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:54, Reply)
Well yes, that will be all the exchange rate will afford them should they come over here.
But I think they'd live with that, rather than have the Germans tell them what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:56, Reply)
They just want a little piece!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)
see what you mean now
dead quiet, init
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:10, Reply)
I'm here for you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Evening WANKERS!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:11, Reply)
Woof!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:11, Reply)
'Ello my son.
Got your play-off final ticket?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Egypt diving innit.
Got one for my pal today though and he is made up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:13, Reply)
It'll be on the tellybox.
I'm sure you can come up for air for a couple of hours.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Fucking hell, it's JEFF!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Alright DG
Work still going well?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Yep, still keeping me busy, which is good.
Although today was a bit slow.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Any more news about a perm role?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:23, Reply)
Not yet.
Despite being told last week I (along with 3 other FTC's) could apply for a funding officer role, we were then called into a meeting to be told the unions had got wind of this and objected very strongly, to the point where management decided it wasn't worth risking any long, drawn out grievance cases.

On the plus side, if our current colleagues succeed in their applications our contracts will probably be extended as a result to fill the gaps, and common thinking is that those who succeed in their promotion are unlikely to revert to their current grade.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:29, Reply)
WC BOGGS
EVERYBODY OUT!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:38, Reply)
*Carry On lols*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:42, Reply)
Show us your monkey, DG!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:17, Reply)
You just want to spank it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:17, Reply)
Burt's asleep.
No stamina, these puppets.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Put a sock in it....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Puppet!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:20, Reply)
*Brian Collolly lolz*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:23, Reply)
On a boat, at sea. No mobile nothing!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:18, Reply)
You'll get the Bend(s)(ers).

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:18, Reply)
*licks lips I never kiss with*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:19, Reply)
How long are you away for?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Une semaine.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:21, Reply)
The Jizz?
Sorry. I never did GCSE 'BOLLOCKS'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:22, Reply)
You didn't do ANY GCSE's!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:23, Reply)
I did O levels.
'O' for 'Oh fuck why didn't I do more revision????
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:25, Reply)
True.
I need to plan a visit up to your wonderful City soon. Monty is starting to sound a bit needy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:25, Reply)
Unhappy hippy!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Yeah.
He needs to lighten up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:28, Reply)
Needs a Jeff/Stunned hug.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:32, Reply)
That'll end well...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:33, Reply)
I'll consult with my liver and get back to you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:34, Reply)
About six foot four.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Love you!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:22, Reply)
I'm very lovable.
Reasonably priced, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Can I have a tenners worth?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:26, Reply)
It'll probably go a bit crusty in the post.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:29, Reply)
Love you even more.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:31, Reply)
It'll be like picking a scab off a dessicated corpse.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:33, Reply)
A'ight.

(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Feeling better, Hon?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Bit washed out still but better, thanks.
How're you?
(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Tired berk. So very, very tired.
I'll be going to bed shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:24, Reply)
It' getting kind of late now......

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:25, Reply)
That's because you're a dirty stopout.

(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:26, Reply)
That's me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:27, Reply)
Yeah, that's Stunned.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:28, Reply)
*licks face*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:31, Reply)
*licks window*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:32, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:18, Reply)
^^that

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:18, Reply)
^^^ The other

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:19, Reply)
^^^^ I wish

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Jeff.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Bob?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Yeah, it's Bob.
The phantom name nicker has struck again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Obviously, if Bob kept the same name, this would never happen.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:20, Reply)

woah woah woah! you can't blame me for sockpuppetgate
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:23, Reply)
You left the name open.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:24, Reply)

No I didn't, he did one of his copies so I chose to discard the original.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:25, Reply)

yeah man, sockpuppet bitch stole my name so I chose to discard it.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Weave?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:20, Reply)
alright Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Word to the Woody.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:21, Reply)
6 Music right now
Green on Red live - best band EVER.

That's lost on you Lady Gaga fans, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Hazel O'Connor on the iPod

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:30, Reply)
See, I did the poster for Green on Red's gig in Newcastle
when I did my work experience at Newcastle Riverside in 1990.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:30, Reply)
What has become of Riverside :(

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:33, Reply)
The original closed in the mid to late 90's, sadly.
It was a great venue. There's a new place on the quayside bearing the same name. Not been yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:36, Reply)
There was a geezer on the radio this morning
Who had named his dog after a club in Newcastle - Rockplace? Something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Do NOT go.
You'll jump into the Tyne in despair.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:41, Reply)
I am saddened by this.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:43, Reply)
Did they play Newcastle?
Missed that one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:34, Reply)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:35, Reply)
1990 - Hmm - I was probably doing the stuff I'm too ashamed to talk about
Saw them in Liverpool in 1989 - possibly the same tour.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:38, Reply)
Might have been.
I would have done the work experience around March-April, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:40, Reply)
They kept breaking off due to Dan Stuart's immense habits
So their last ever gig was in London, May 2008, 10 years after it should have been.

They promised, they delivered. I was there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:45, Reply)
I'd never heard of them before I did the poster
and I'm not sure I even heard anything by them.

'Twas a glorious two weeks, in which I also got to do the posters for Hurrah and Bonfire as well. And then got on the guest list for any gig I wanted for the next three years. Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:47, Reply)
Cop for this then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XsX1HE6rng
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:52, Reply)
Ah, the missus is upstairs in bed.
Don't want to wake her. If I remember I'll check it out tomorrow, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Let it play out - the second bit is better

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:56, Reply)
Evening.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:27, Reply)
Bazzar!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:28, Reply)
Ahoy.
How goes it?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:30, Reply)
Packed my diving gear for Friday trip.
How you, squire?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:34, Reply)
*Muff lolz*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:34, Reply)
Like you'd know!
You haven't had pussy since pussy had you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:36, Reply)
*sobs*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:37, Reply)
Poor Jeff.

(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:48, Reply)
Charity work?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:50, Reply)
Haha, he deserves better than that.

(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:51, Reply)
Thanks berk.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:52, Reply)
He's not proud. ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:52, Reply)
Oi!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Knackered.
And anxious beyond words about absolutely nothing. Well not nothing, but it's getting to the point where I can't function. This is too daft and pathetic to talk about on here but I need to speak to someone maaaannnnnn. If I was in Newcastle I'd be all over the free uni counselling sessions like a well, I dunno. I can't think of a decent analogy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:40, Reply)
I am here for you.
MTFU.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:41, Reply)
I bought two 'positive thinking' books on Amazon today, that's where we're at.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:47, Reply)
Good lord man, what on earth is the matter with you?

(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:47, Reply)
Nothing that a couple of positive thinking books can't cure.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:48, Reply)
He's thinking like a winner.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:49, Reply)
Brown Sauce lols!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:50, Reply)
Sees one, feels one, touch one.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:51, Reply)
I'm a constant paranoid worrier.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:53, Reply)
I'm a secret lemonade drinker.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:58, Reply)
Seriously
Fuck that shit. I'll gaz you my number if you want chat. DG is eminently sensible too.

Books be gay.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:49, Reply)
Sensible? How fucking dare you!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:50, Reply)
Behave, monkey!
Make the fucking tea!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:51, Reply)
Got wine, ain't I?
Why would I want something as poofy as tea when I've got work tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:53, Reply)
Sips

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)
No.
Self help books be gay. Literature is for winners.
(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:51, Reply)
Yes, dear.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:52, Reply)
I have more books than will fit in a ford fiesta
none of them are self help, unless you include my copy of the kama sutra.
(berk, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Oh, I include that!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:55, Reply)
You consider the ann summers catalogue a self help book

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 0:01, Reply)
It's in the "bank".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:02, Reply)
Finger rolls are for wieners.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:52, Reply)
*BEAMS*
I've avoided the Stunned book of sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:52, Reply)
I have a book of sensible?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Sorry. I said 'sensible'
I mean 'massive pile of gay porn, you massive bender.'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:55, Reply)
Apology accepted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:57, Reply)
I was amazed to find out you were a sensible and gentlemanly grown up.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:59, Reply)
Ssshhhhhh!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:01, Reply)
It's got good reviews.
But seriously, I'll probably take you up on that. Thanks.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:56, Reply)
I'm still up for a post work pint as well, when you get back.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:59, Reply)
Nice one.
I'm back two weeks at the latest, although I think I'll probably head north earlier as I hate being on my own down here.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:07, Reply)
Gaz me and we'll sort something out.
I can do most days except Thursdays, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 0:11, Reply)

Kenny Dalglish has promised to take Liverpool back to the 'glory days'. Just as soon as he can get the Delorean up to 88mph
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:36, Reply)
FUCKING HAHAHAHAHA!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:37, Reply)
It can't come as any surprise they're shit. Not with 'Lou' and 'Andy' up front.
Yeah! I know!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:38, Reply)
That'll be a fucking hard job, what with the wheels having been nicked.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:38, Reply)

Haha.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:39, Reply)
"it's the Iranians"
And they want their fissile material back!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:40, Reply)
On the plus side. My Pinball machine is working well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:48, Reply)
You can be wrong - dead evenings - 337 replies.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:58, Reply)
All complete bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 0:00, Reply)
Quantity or quality?
Both, really.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:02, Reply)
338!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:00, Reply)
I thought that was your bra size then...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 0:02, Reply)
Pot, kettle!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:03, Reply)
My phone screen is small, and I don't have my glasses on.
I thought it said 33B.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 0:04, Reply)
Pensioner!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:05, Reply)
Oi!
I'm younger than you are, grandad!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 0:05, Reply)
348 at last count.
But I'd reiterate a point I made before. There was a big thing that evenings were some sort of uncool and the daytime people would never post.

I think there's still a schism.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:06, Reply)
Your face is a schism

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 0:07, Reply)
Kids in Bangladesh are raising money for my face.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:08, Reply)
Only because they think it's a sacred cow
's arse.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 0:10, Reply)
If I pinned a tail to my forehead...

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:11, Reply)
New thread

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:05, Reply)
Time for bed.
Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 16 May 2012, 0:08, Reply)
Tab and bed for me too.
T'raa!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:10, Reply)

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