It'll be on the tellybox.
I'm sure you can come up for air for a couple of hours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:14, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fucking hell, it's JEFF!!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Alright DG
Work still going well?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Yep, still keeping me busy, which is good.
Although today was a bit slow.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Any more news about a perm role?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:23, Reply)

Not yet.
Despite being told last week I (along with 3 other FTC's) could apply for a funding officer role, we were then called into a meeting to be told the unions had got wind of this and objected very strongly, to the point where management decided it wasn't worth risking any long, drawn out grievance cases.

On the plus side, if our current colleagues succeed in their applications our contracts will probably be extended as a result to fill the gaps, and common thinking is that those who succeed in their promotion are unlikely to revert to their current grade.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:29, Reply)

WC BOGGS
EVERYBODY OUT!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:38, Reply)

*Carry On lols*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:42, Reply)

Show us your monkey, DG!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:17, Reply)

You just want to spank it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Burt's asleep.
No stamina, these puppets.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Put a sock in it....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Puppet!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:20, Reply)

*Brian Collolly lolz*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:23, Reply)

On a boat, at sea. No mobile nothing!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:18, Reply)

You'll get the Bend(s)(ers).

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:18, Reply)

*licks lips I never kiss with*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:19, Reply)

How long are you away for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:20, Reply)

Une semaine.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:21, Reply)

The Jizz?
Sorry. I never did GCSE 'BOLLOCKS'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:22, Reply)

You didn't do ANY GCSE's!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:23, Reply)

I did O levels.
'O' for 'Oh fuck why didn't I do more revision????
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:25, Reply)

True.
I need to plan a visit up to your wonderful City soon. Monty is starting to sound a bit needy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Unhappy hippy!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:26, Reply)

Yeah.
He needs to lighten up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:28, Reply)

Needs a Jeff/Stunned hug.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:32, Reply)

That'll end well...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:33, Reply)

I'll consult with my liver and get back to you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:34, Reply)

About six foot four.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Love you!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:22, Reply)

I'm very lovable.
Reasonably priced, too.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:24, Reply)

Can I have a tenners worth?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:26, Reply)

It'll probably go a bit crusty in the post.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Love you even more.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 15 May 2012, 23:31, Reply)

It'll be like picking a scab off a dessicated corpse.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 May 2012, 23:33, Reply)