me, I such a fucking prick.
I think greece have got chills and they're multiplying
they're loooosing control
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:26, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

And the power they're supplying is electrifying.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)

God you're bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Haven't you got some crows to scare?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Fuck that. I need them for my dinner.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Best get your eating head on then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Splendid

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

they better wake up, cause they need a man
but they're relying on troll faced merkel.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)

you're the one that i want

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I heart you too Q.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:35, Reply)

ramalamaDINGDONG

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:36, Reply)

I didn't know you were a muslim.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Seen these?
www.mosqueclock.com/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

hahahahahahaha!
BRILLIANT! Love the alarm
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)

That is so class, Monty should buy one for Lusty's uncle.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I bet they sell them in the shop at Whitechapel mosque.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)

A Scottish diminutive of Alexander is Sandy.
This was my brother's family nickname. He was 8 when Grease came out, the poor cunt. I cannot imagine school was much fun for him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:36, Reply)

needless to say, he had the last laugh.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Needless to say
the bullying has made him into a creepy, introverted nerd who tortures mice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)

could be worse, he could be a smelly tramp.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)

i was up half the night coughing my guts up
its probably emphycema or lung cancer or worse, but at least b3th will be happy :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

why do they all bully you so much?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

you know what mmps, i thought things were getting better
they've warmed to me and i really felt like i'd made progress, but then b3th was all 'quentin is a prick who is ruinging this board' last night and i was just being nice to her

still, the cancer will get me soon, she'll be happy then
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

link plz!
oh man, that's so mean.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)

i'm making mountains out of molehills today, its my new thing
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1615987#post1615993
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:53, Reply)

and this one, i dunno if i've ever spoken to b3th, no idea how i upset her
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1615858#post1615880
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:55, Reply)

too much srs bznss on here sometimes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:59, Reply)

you could even say its ruining the board and discouraging posts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)

it's clealry all your fault people don't post as much anymore
it's science.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)

i wish i were better at the internet

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I wish your were too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)

ironylolz

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)

My daughter has chicken pox.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Oof. Nasty.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Better to get it out of the way as a kid
Neither of ours has had it yet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Take them round to Monty's

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)

I only want them to get chicken pox though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)

It's best to get AIDS out of the way earlier rather than later.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)

really?
*goatses*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Oh they've 'had it' alright

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Your chicken cox does not count

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)

'suck me cock, it;s fowl'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Classic Macc Lads quote.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Classic songs. Their best being 'Now he's a poof' and 'Sweaty Betty'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Animal Testing is my personal favourite
I believe in animal testing
Mooooo
That's a cow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)

'Now he's a poof' contains
'Now he's a poof.
He's an ass bandit.
Now he's a poof.
He's got spermy shit.
He's got a black man sleeping in his beeeeeeeeeeeeeed'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

'Blackpool' was a fave of mine.
"We rode along the M6 chucking cans at other folk..." Classic.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

One of their best intro's
'close your legs love, your meat smells'
'but it keeps the flies off me chips'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)

"Dance dance round us handbags".

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)

There is one I can't fully remember about the Falklands war
Which contains something about British soldiers being on their way 'with their bayonets and tommy guns and their bellies full of Boddingtons'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

"Buenos Aires" I think.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 16 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)

'The Fat Bastard' wins.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)

is this Top Trumps: Disease Edition?
I had a genital wart once

Pus: 7
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)

You are one massive genital wart.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)

He's the weeping sore left when a genital wart is accidentally ripped off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 16 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)

I've got bum-AIDS


Prolapse: 8
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Better than Rizz (l) o, which was yours

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)