Two Thai islands
Samui and Pha Ngang.
If you went off the beaten track (and avoided the Israeli tourists*)they were superb. Beautiful beaches, excellent snorkelling, great street food and the nicest natives I've ever come across.

*Look up 'self-absorbed self-righteous ignorant rude arrogant fuckwit' in a dictionary and you'll see them looking back at you.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:53, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have to deal occasionally with an Israeli support team.
I wouldn't like to condemn an entire nation by my experience of one man, but he was the most thoroughly unpleasant, arrogant, rude, unhelpful cock I have ever *ever* spoken to.
( Kroney, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:58, Reply)

They are, as a rule, all cunts.
Still, a holocaust will do that to you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Even thinking about that guy brings me out in a rage.

( Kroney, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Who, Simon Wiesenthal? God, me too.
Let it go, you cunt - you won, didn't you? No need to rub it in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)

I think this is my best post ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I just googled him
a joke I have to google gets -3 rofls
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)

He is a Nazi hunter, isn't he?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)

He's got a bit of a chip on his shoulder.

( Kroney, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)

His number must have been
55378008 or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I once almost killed an Israeli solider by pushing him round at great speed in a shopping trolley
Hope this helps
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I was on Koh Tao a few weeks ago.
Thailand is brilliant.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)