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Fuck that shit
This is interesting sobadsogood.com/2012/04/29/25-words-that-simply-dont-exist-in-english/

Especially this word, (which applies to all of you) Backpfeifengesicht

What things need words which don't have words eh?

Alt: Why does no one ever answer the main question?
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I don't bite.

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
There are teethmarks on the corpse of a prossie
in s shallow grave in some secluded MK woodland that say this is a lie.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)
That was my sig for a while on here, after it was mentioned in the office

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)
9 Guanxi (Mandarin): in traditional Chinese society, you would build up good guanxi by giving gifts to people, taking them to dinner, or doing them a favor, but you can also use up your gianxi by asking for a favor to be repaid
Surely brown-nosing? Arse-licking? Crawling?
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Sounds like "favour" to me

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Heh the "author"
ripped this straight out of a two year old Cracked.com article.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)
FFS it was also in the Metro this morning, word for word
It's almost like journalists are lazy cunts or somethings.

But that can't be right.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Fuck off back to links

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:30, Reply)
If only there was a word for home office!
HANG ON, WHAT ABOUT 'HOFFICE'?????
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Police officers or Pofficers

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Not to be confused with the poffice

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Working in the toilet?

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:31, Reply)
poo face?

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I need a term for the last hour on a dull friday before going home and freedom.

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Wank in the staff toilet time.

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Do you mind if I don't

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Not at all.

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Oh man, that rocks, there are a few yiddish ones
[can't remember] - The relationship between two sets of parents who's offspring have married.
Hulish - To long for something edible all day, where you can't stop thinking about it and simply have to have it.
Broigus - A fued between two people, normally one that is pretty much pointless or meaningless.
Putz, Schmuck - A loveable idiot, sometimes the second one is not so loveable.
Schmeral - Someone who does a lot of things that make you say 'awwww, bless', normally a nice verision of someone who sucks up to someone else. Can also mean loveable idiot too.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:32, Reply)
I thought a schmuck was a penis,
/David Badiblub
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)
It's more to mean 'cunt'.

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)
Oh god, jewish sex-talk.
"Oy vay, Vhy won't you put your schmackle in my schmuck? And vhy did you whipe it on the curtains? *shrug* Vhot can you do?".
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:38, Reply)
We've had this conversation before
but I really did think putz meant 'cock'
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Probably, Nah', not heard that, but the language is a weird one as it's grown up ungeogrpahicly.
I know cock to be schmackle.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)
Alt: I cannot think of any things that need words

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Buying a train ticket?

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)
biket

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Hobnob please.

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:49, Reply)
None for you sugar fail.

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
number 11 isn't a word, it's a phrase
The cheating French bastards.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)
That's one of the best.

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Apparently this is real but I couldn't be bothered to check.

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I hope it is.

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Who's the woman?

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Some yank bint.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
The program is Chelsea lately or something.

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)
In fact,
who are the 2 blokes?
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:26, Reply)
Oh so very much this^

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Dude your FB status has been hectic recently. More redundancies at work?
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:05, Reply)
yup, not me this time
but it hasn't helped my mood which has been rather shit. It's getting better now but it's been awful this week.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)

you need to get stoned off your tits mate.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Yes, this would be good, or drunk or something.
It wouldn't solve the underlying problems though
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Unless your name is Gandhi, fuck the underlying problems. Enjoy the now.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)
Failure to enjoy the now is one of the underlying problems.
It comes with being a depressive, overthinking, stress addled stupid cunt.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:32, Reply)

Go and score a ten bag and get monged out. Listen to some cool music and forget about your problems.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:34, Reply)
I'm picking my son up in an hour, so no can do.

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:49, Reply)
This is the gayest post in B3ta history

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:55, Reply)
the regret felt having tipped the washing up water away
Only to spot something that needs doing.

In German it would be "Topfvergessenttäuschung".
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:57, Reply)

get a dishwasher povvo.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Dishwashers are well shit.
More effort for less clean things.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)

No effort for clean enough things!
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)
if you don't put the efffort in to stacking them right and pre-washing them
they come out dirty and I'm not convinced that just washing them in the first place isn't less effort.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)

But the slats are done so it's obvious what goes where? Unless you're a nonce like Scaryduck then yeah you just shove things where they don't belong.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:26, Reply)
Hahahah

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is grotesque:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-18113969

How can anyone with any form of conscience built a BILLION POUND HOUSE in a city full of limbless, stinking beggars (LIKE ME LOL - I'VE GOT NO MONEY LOLOL!!!!!!) without even a cardboard box to kip in? Not to come over like some hand-wringing Al-type middle class bender but that is spectacularly tasteless, I feel.

And it looks fucking horrible from the outside, too.

Yeuch. Fucking colonials - no taste.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Better than your house skint cunt x
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)
There are many ways in which it is not.

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)

If you can list more than five I would be surprised.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)
1. Mine isn't in Bombay - sorry, 'Mumbai'*
2. I live in my house
3. My house is not an affront to my poverty-stricken crippled neighbours
4. When I walk three blocks from my house the only leprous beggar I have to deal with is me BECAUSE I'M REALLY SKINT LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
5. No darkies live in my house
6. I bet you a billion pound house theirs doesn't have an original 'Are You Experienced?' LP in it

*why isn't their totally shite film industry now called 'Mummywood'?
I could go on.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)

You win this round Shinobi.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:26, Reply)
The whole of the english aristocricy?

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
Pretty much everyone with money or power in the entire history of human civilization?

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Your mum?

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)
You are gay?

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)
For some reason I thought you were talking about London, until I bothered looking at the link

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Cool story bro

(, Fri 18 May 2012, 17:54, Reply)
it's a metaphor
for our whole society
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 18:02, Reply)
That's all very interesting
but I was just proper sick, like vomming up and everything. Now I don't really know how to deal with the lumps in the bottom of the shower. Is there a word for sick lumps that are in your shower because I have them.
(, Fri 18 May 2012, 18:01, Reply)

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