blue milk has ruined my tea
what's ruining your Saturday morning?

and yes I know it's early but I've been up with the babba since 6
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 19 May 2012, 7:50, 83 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

There is such a thing as... blue... milk?
How's the babba, babba?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 19 May 2012, 7:51, Reply)

blue = full fat
green = semi skimmed
red = skimmed

just the lids that are coloured! Babba is too sweet, crawling all over the place, first tooth is coming through and she loves singing to herself.

Having said that I think I've just got a swiff of something in her nappy...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 19 May 2012, 7:53, Reply)

oh. That's okay then. I thought the milk had turned blue because it was old and lumpy.
That's really cute. Except for the nappy thing.

Your day still sounds better than mine - I've been working on this stupid assignment for the last two weeks and it's fucking annoying the shit out of me. It just won't write itself.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 19 May 2012, 7:59, Reply)

ok, all clean and dressed for the day
Got my parents coming for lunch tomorrow as they've just celebrated their 40th wedding anniversary, so I'll be cooking for that I think and putting up a mirror and cleaning! Good times!

I'm glad I've done all my academic studies, it never really suited me, I more hands on really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 19 May 2012, 8:07, Reply)

Nothing ruining it so far...
...Apart from the weather - when will it stop frickin raining?
I've watered my tomato, chilli and sweet pepper plants - they're all indoors until they go in the greenhouse that I've yet to build.
Had the weather been better I would have been tidying the garden and sorting out the garage (I know, rock & roll) but now I'll just be faffing about the house until it's time to start drinking.

Anyone heard the new Tenacious D album? It's quite good!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 19 May 2012, 8:39, Reply)

this seems unlikely
I just really dislike Jack Black
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 19 May 2012, 8:41, Reply)

not a lot, weather looks better than expected, son is being well behaved
And instead of spending half they day killing time while he does drama we get to go fossil hunting, all in all a good day.

Might br getting a cold though. Hope not.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 19 May 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I thought I might take a look at Diablo 3
only to find my battlenet account's been hacked and my security questions changed, meaning I have to send them photo ID if I ever want to get into it again. I'm just not fussed enough at the moment.

On the plus side, I have croissants and coffee to look forward to. On the downside, a mountain of washing up and the hoovering. Drinks tonight, but I might bail.
( Kroney, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)

So far, so good here in b3th land.
I appear to have finally stopped throwing up, which is nice. I'm still in pain, but less pain than yesterday, so I think the antibiotics might be kicking in, which is also nice.

On the other hand, having spent yesterday only sipping water, I now have a caffeine withdrawal headache. This is less nice, but easily fixed.

Babies are actually rather cute when they're clean and fresh and happy. They only spoil it when they start drooling everywhere and grizzling.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 9:35, Reply)

if it makes you feel any better
when I had an impacted wisdom tooth they gave me penicillin to reduce the infection/swelling before they could take it out. I am allergic to penicillin. I was Not Well. And then I insisted they take the fucking tooth out anyway even though the swelling hadn't really gone down enough. It was possibly the least fun I've ever had, and that includes breaking my leg three times in one go. But if your antibiotics are working then you'll be just fine!
(berk, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)

BERK
Still in Oxford?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

not right now, no
but generally speaking, yes. I'll be there for the next two years.
(berk, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:26, Reply)

Oh sweet, that might give me enough time to pull my finger out and come over and buy you a beer.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 19 May 2012, 13:10, Reply)

When the weather's a bit nicer
I can cycle over to your neck of the woods or something. Be a nice ride out, that.
(berk, Sat 19 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)

I'm allergic to amoxicillin, which is what they usually use
so they had to give me something else. I'm back in on Monday morning to have it properly looked at. It's only half a tooth and half filling, so there's a chance it might have to come out.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I'm awesome
but you already knew that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

hi Noel!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 19 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Hey apeface.
Babies are ace aren't they? My mate Josie, she's almost a year old. She can do all kinds of cool shit, like clapping, cheering, cackling. She's almost standing, and bum-shuffles instead of crawling. She's going to love roller-coasters when she's older. How's your sprog?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)

She's awesome, so much fun
We are really lucky as she is really smiley and friendly and rewarding. Some babies give nothing back when you chat to them or play with them, mini ape is all smiles and giggles!

I wish she wouldn't get up at 6 though O_O
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Josie's the same, she's the most sociable baby I've ever met, eternally happy and fun.
Fatherhood suits you then?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Love it, she is joyous!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

i used to put food colouring in my milk
when I was a student so no one else would use it. Blue and green were most effective at keeping away thieving housemates, yellow just made me want banana milk.

rain is making saturday less good. Using my cute egg cup for the first time is making it better
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I saw some dinosaur lunch boxes in Morrisons last week
which made me think of you. How are you feeling today? I gather you were on the upchuck bus last night as well...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)

that'll be like my one! were they green?
I was quite poorly yesterday, only a little bit residual wobbliness, now, which probably means I shouldn't drink at the party tonight, but I might anyway.

How's B3thworld?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)

See above.
Yes, they were green. I made little rarrrrr noises in my head when I saw them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 10:51, Reply)

i should read the rest of threads more often
poor you, sounds rubbish. Now drink all teh coffee
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Drink the coffee
Dont push pineapple though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)

wut?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:44, Reply)

shake the tree

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Being woken up my brother half hour ago.
I know it's not his fault, he's used to having the place to himself on Saturday mornings. But I've been here a week, I'm not that forgettable. I don't need to hear house music at deafening volumes at this time of day. Or any time of day.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Morning all
A day of various sport and coffee, starting with watching the cricket. My first run in a while last night seemed ok and I didn't drop dead so that was good

A may go all la-de-da and have smoked salmon and scrambled egg for lunch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)

La-de-da in Newcastle is just not deep frying your food.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Was going to deep fry it, obviously

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 19 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)

It's been a good morning so far.
Massive cooked breakfast, then I bought a copy of The Star and The Sun. The Star, free Health Lottery ticket, The Sun, Lego Batman figure. It's been 20 mins now, and I'm stuck. A colleague has pointed out that it's intended for ages 5-12, so that's probably why.
And both papers for breasts. I like breasts.

Edit. The Sun does not have breasts on a Saturday apparently. And The Star has a picture of "sexy Colleen", Potato-head's missus, in a bikini. Scary. Very scary.

Further edit. Apparently Carol Vorderman's arse is 770 square inches, but Kim Kadashians is 858. You just don't find this news in The Independent.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 19 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)

nah
the independent would do it in metric
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Bloody Europhiles.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 19 May 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Going to have to do my washing again as it turns out
I washed all of my clothes without actually putting any detergent in.
( Kroney, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:21, Reply)

my knee is radiating nuclear heat currently

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 19 May 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Afternoon all.
What have I missed?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 May 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I'm dying, Jeff.
Say something nice about me when I'm gone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:09, Reply)

b3th
A pier loving Bender.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:11, Reply)

Speaking of benders
my dad just came out to me on the phone. I think that what he meant, anyway.
I mean, what else could he mean by telling me he's started drinking cider?
He's not even drinking real cider, it's that shitty Stella Artois stuff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

it's nasty that stuff
barely a step above white lightning.
(berk, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)

That's what I told him!
I even suggested a nice bottle of Thatchers, but he wasn't interested.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)

b3th
She wasn't Naked Ape.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)

terrible bullying here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

I know
And you weakened from lack of sleep and all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)

you get enough sleep when you're dead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)

I expect to find that out soon.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)

What's wrong with you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Abcess in my tooth.
There's a *slight* chance I may be overreacting, but it's bloody painful.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Abcess
Makes the heart grow fonder.
/Jeff
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)

LTI.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Volunteering to do overtime.
I immediately regretted that decision. Beautiful day out as well.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 19 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)

My wife's nephew's birthday party has ruined my Saturday.
Plus the fact that she's taken her mother out for the afternoon means that I've had to be the one to bring the kids down.
Plus the fact that her nephew is an ill-disciplined little shit.
I'm going to the pub when this is over.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Tangles!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Jeff!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:10, Reply)

I'm tired.
But happy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Are the two related?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:14, Reply)

he's wanked himself into a semi concious state

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

No I didn't......*snores*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck!
I'm boiling alive watching calf one's swimming lesson. Need a drink!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Yeah yeah, you're hot under the collar 'cause you're in Scaryduck's club innit. You dirty dirty cow.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Alright Len.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Been to the tip which was annoying as my trainer got fucked. Was going to download the new batman dlc but it's not out yet. GAY!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:44, Reply)

I see your shit day
and raise you PC World incompetence.

So we ordered the shiny new ipad on Monday, and we were assured it would be there in 2-3 days. Then the mong who took our order put it on the wrong account so we couldn;'t even have our receipt, because he needed it to phone a grown-up the next day to fic his mistake.
Today we phoned up to see where it was, and head office had no record of our order ever being made. mr b3th went down there to kick up shit, and the manager apologised, then offered to go to their Bristol store to pick one up for us. All well and good, but he's not back in wpork till Monday, so I can't have my lovely new toy until then.

tl;dr - PC World are a shower of idiots.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)

I left over a grands worth of kit on the till there once because the salesman was a massive wanker then the till girl was incompetent so I just walked off. Shittest shop ever. How's your face ?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:51, Reply)

swollen.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Awwww, I know how shit it is, I feel for you man.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)

So based on your experience
Glitter was just unlucky.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)

If he'd been a b3tan
he'd have got away with it.

Gary Glitter was at No1 the day I was born, fact fans.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Alright Jeff, you watching the footy?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 19 May 2012, 14:55, Reply)

I am that.
I just tried to text Stunned Poster a score update, forgetting he is on a diving holiday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)

They're 2-1 up now
I'm imagining him being 100ft down in scuba gear going mental.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Alright, who broke /OT?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)

You.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 19 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 May 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Afternoon all
I have done very little so far today. I'm putting together a shopping list while I watch the championship playoff via internet magic. I watched the Avengers yesterday in a little cinema on Mile End Road, it was really very good. I'm strongly tempted to go see The Raid next, that looks like a nice brainless action movie.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Where are you living now?
Sorry if you've already said. I'm looking at places in Mile End/Bethnel Green for next year.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Commercial Road E1
It's not bad, a bit pricey but I'm really only looking at staying here for 6 months or so. And the commute is awesome, I can walk to work in 25 minutes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:35, Reply)

I just got round to reporting my Oyster card lost
I lost it on the bus back from the night out with Monty, Stunned and Lusty where they broke me. I thought it only had a few quid on it but it turns out to have been £16 which I have now got back in my account. Yay!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:46, Reply)

More creative spam...
Apparently I have ordered 2 14" pizzas from Domino's this morning. In Florida! (I live in Lancashire).
Wish I was in Florida eating a pizza!
Fair play for a genuine looking email though, better than the usual misspelled Viagra ads.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 19 May 2012, 16:49, Reply)

I'm getting a lot of canceled Amazon orders
They also look pretty good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)